Unggoy/Quotes

Halo 3
Note: Some of these quotes may need the IWHBYD Skull active to be heard.

{{scroll box The I Would Have Been Your Daddy Skull is helpful to hear these rarer quotes, while a few require the "I Would Have Been Your Daddy". } }}
 * content = * "He flees, thank the nipple" - Said after seen retreating
 * "Quick question, have you ever wandered off, to go look for the enemy, and NOT ended up dead??"
 * "When has US looking for IT EVER been a good idea?!"
 * "Im not chasing it, it looked ferocious"
 * "You GIANT, BULLYING, MONSTER!"
 * Grunt 1 "You know, at this point, if the Demon gets us, and rips out our little skulls, and...and takes off our backpacks, and then humps us with his big... demony... butt!"
 * Grunt 2 "Ha-ha, we deserve it!" - When fleeing (IWHBYD needed).
 * "Open up and say 'ahhh!'" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade, IWHBYD notneeded.
 * "You're the man!" - When blasted with a grenade, IWHBYD needed.
 * "Suck it, Heretic!"
 * "I'll get you, you big, giant, FREAK!"
 * "Here's one for your mama!"
 * "Time to open up a can of whoop-ass!"
 * "Look at his gloves! He'll crush us with those!"
 * "Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
 * "I'm going to spank myself a Demon!"
 * "I thought I would never fight the Demon!"
 * "NO, NO, NO!"
 * Grunt 1: "I will miss you!" Grunt 2:"I will too...I guess."
 * "He still wields the Hammer!" - when a Grunt sees you with a Gravity Hammer.
 * "He's got a Hammer!" same as above.
 * "Come out and taste the Grunty justice!"
 * "We have to stop the Demon!"* "My buddy's gone!" - When a fellow Grunt is dead.
 * "The Demon's going to get me!"
 * "Scatter!"
 * "Now they're using a Ghost!"
 * "I bet I can stick it"
 * "Please don't kill me!"
 * "Leader dead, FLEE!" - when leader dies.
 * "I'll get ya, you BIG, BULLYING, JERK!"
 * "Time to die, Demon!"
 * "This is the end for me!"
 * "Feet don't fail me now!" - When last one left alive.
 * "KILL!" - When in combat.
 * "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" - When blasted in the air by a Grenade.
 * "Take away its girl, and it turns into a bitch!"
 * "Someone counter snipe that guy!"
 * "BUGGER!"
 * "It's not fair!"
 * "Here, I'll help" - When throwing a Grenade.
 * "Hooray!" - When the Master Chief is dead.
 * "Someone help, I'm fighting Demon!" - When a Grunt is fighting the Master Chief.
 * "Run away!" - Same as above.
 * "Die!" - Same as above.
 * "Owowowowowowow!" - When shot.
 * "Stupid bully!" - When a Grunt is fighting the Master Chief.
 * "Uh-oh, Grenade!"
 * "Move up!"
 * "I'll help."
 * "Flare! Move!"
 * "You sick bastard!"
 * "It's safe to come out, this is... Sergeant Humanoid. Uhh....Yeah" - When hiding.
 * "You killed my best friend!"
 * "Disaster" - This may be said when a lot of Grunts or Brutes are getting killed.
 * "You killed my friends!" - When you kill lots of Grunts.
 * "He was my nipple mate!" - When nearby Grunt is killed.
 * "You killed my nipple mate!" - Same as above.
 * "Arbiter, you've just been spanked!" - When the Arbiter is killed.
 * "They...killed them...Those monsters!" - When you killed all Grunts in the area.
 * "It's a nightmare!" - If you kill a lot of enemies.
 * "Run for our lives, we're leaderless!" - If you kill their leader.
 * "Bad guy!"
 * "You're going down, big guy!"
 * "Oh no, he's here." - When one sees you.
 * "Oh no."
 * "He killed Yayap!" - If another Grunt is killed by you.
 * "What will I do without him?" - When one Grunt finds a dead Grunt, but is not attacking the player.
 * Hums halo main theme song*-going kamikaze
 * "I wish I was back at the nipple!" - When running away from the Master Chief.
 * "It's the Demon! He's going to tear off my arms and use them as Maracas!"
 * "KAMIKAZE! KAMIKAZE!..." - Said until killed. Usually as a Grunt goes Kamikaze.
 * "I bet I can stick it!" - Said by a Suicidal Grunt when he charges at a player with dual armed Plasma Grenades.
 * "Enjoy my bright. Blue. Balls!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
 * "My light, guides the Journey!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze
 * "Faith and devotion!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
 * "Witness my belief!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
 * "Follow the light, brothers!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
 * "Oooha" - Said by a Grunt going kamikaze (IWHBYD skull might be required)
 * "Help me stick you!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
 * *Hums the Halo 3 theme* - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
 * "I get his boots." - When you die.
 * "I get his helmet." - When you die.
 * "Let me live!" - When running away.
 * "Can I have his helmet? Brute master make Ultra." - Random.
 * "I'm gonna eat your liver on a cracker!"
 * "Now he's invisible!" - When he cannot see where you are attacking from.
 * "This is doom of biblical proportions!" - When you kill a lot of enemies.
 * "Oh Jesus!" - When a Grunt sees you.
 * "It's time for the Grunty Punishment!"
 * "He was my friend...." - When nearby Grunt is killed.
 * "The Germans are coming! I mean, the Arbiter’s coming!"
 * "I was wrong to shoot you, I see that now!"
 * "Man, every time we play a hide and seek game where you're suppose to hide, there's no point in you hiding, because I like always know where exactly you are. Its like go hide, and I already know where you're gonna go!"
 * "No my sweet sweet prince like George, don't die..."
 * "Hey, maybe we should stick our heads out!" - More than one Grunt camping in a Bubble Shield.
 * "He killed Jub Jub!" - This could refer to the fact that in Star Wars Battlefront, creating a profile called Jub Jub will cause everyone to be short and stubby, like a Grunt.
 * "In the brochure it said this would be fun!"
 * "Oh, this sucks. I'm going north!"
 * "How can something so big hide for so long?" - When hiding.
 * "No! You killed George! We went to college together; he was on my team!" - After killing another Grunt.
 * "Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.
 * "You killed Flip-Yap! Or Yap-Flip was he? It was Yap-Flip..no, Flip-Yap was his brother! Don't tell me I don't know Flip-Yap! Flip-Yap and I went to the Nipple Academy together, and now he's dead!" - After killing another Grunt (Only with IWHBYD skull active).
 * "Hey, Demon! The jerk store called and they're all out of you. Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, unnhh! Okay look, you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt, I'll be the father. I'll polish your boots, I'll polish your helmet. It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!" - Final Grunt.
 * "I knew I should have taken that leadership class."
 * "Green armour - good camouflage. Shiny green armour - not so good!"
 * "Catch!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.
 * "Ooh, ooh! I got dibs on his chestplate!" - After you die.
 * "Demon, you big bully!!"
 * "Flare!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.
 * "We suck together, we fight together!"
 * "I hate you you big robot!" - very rare
 * "The Demon will kill us all!!" - When you killed several Grunts.
 * "My Grunty claws will pinch!!"
 * "You killed Poon-Flip. Flippiest poon I ever knew."
 * "The Demon alive? That's a bad thing."
 * "Please....don't kill me...."
 * "We killed the Traitor!!" - When the Arbiter is killed by Grunts.
 * "Arbiter, NO!!" - When the Arbiter is about to kill the Grunt.
 * "They killed him too!!" - Usually when the Brute of the Grunt's squad is dead.
 * "What the?" - When the Grunt is rudely awoken.
 * "Oh man, he's OK! Ruunn!!" - Upon discovering that the Master Chief or any of the other characters are fine.
 * "What a world!" - Said when a most of a Covenant group is wiped out.
 * "Oh my God!!! Look at his gloves! He's going to strangle us all!!" - Rare, IWHBYD needed.
 * "I didn't sign up for THIS!!"
 * "We're leaderless, RUN AWAY!"
 * "Bring it, ugly!!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.
 * "I found the Arbiter!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter.
 * "I kill you, tough guy.."
 * "Commander's dead. Flee, please!" - When the Brute in command is dead.
 * "This one's for your momma!" - Throwing a Grenade.
 * "Plasma throw!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.
 * "Eat this, you jerk!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.
 * "You mother..." - Rarely heard. When seeing another Grunt killed in battle.
 * "Rukt...fist...Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.
 * "Rukt..." - When sleeping.
 * "Fist of Rukt." - When sleeping.
 * "Heres some candy!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.
 * "Open up and say 'Ah'!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.
 * "Get that guy!"
 * "Not me!" - Wishing he doesn't get killed upon seeing the Arbiter or the Master Chief wreaking havoc on his allies.
 * "I will miss you, sharer of my gas." - When another Grunt is killed.
 * "Look at him!" - Laughing a little, when your shields are down yet you still charge at the Grunts.
 * "I didn't order the Demon on the Menu!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.
 * "Die, Heretic!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter, and oddly, the Master Chief as well.
 * "Please don't kill me, I won't tell the Prophet!!"
 * "He's raping me!" - If a body falls on it, such as being thrown from a Grenade detonation.
 * "Ahhh! Get it off of me!" - The same as above.
 * "This one's for your mother!" - When throwing a Grenade, with IWHBYD on.
 * "The Demon is gonna eat me!!!" - When a Grunt is scared and running from the Master Chief.
 * "Meaty pus bag!" - When you are slaughtering the Grunts.
 * "How many times have you seen a Grunt go looking for the enemy and NOT get killed?" - IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
 * "The Demon! RUN AWAAAAY! Oh wait, it's the Arbiter."
 * "Arbiter and Demon!"
 * "I'm SORRY about what happened to your planet!" - When about to be killed by the Master Chief.
 * "How about me be on your side, and you no kill me. Deal?"
 * "The Prophets made me do it!" - Begging mercy.
 * "But I'm just following orders!" - Rare, IWHBYD may be needed.
 * "Suck it, Demon!" Then sometimes follows "Open up and say 'Ah'!" Or other way around also "Demon Flare!"
 * "Oh my God, he killed them all, RUN!"
 * "What now, Demon?" - After the Master Chief dies.
 * "My dragon claws will pinch!"
 * "Holy flare to light the Great Journey!"
 * "Nipple mate, you jerk!!!" - When fellow Grunt is killed.
 * "If you let me live, I'll find your girlfriend! As sappy as that quest might be, I will find your girlfriend!" - About Cortana, when being followed by the Master Chief.
 * "It's not fair!" - When seeing fellow Grunts die.
 * "Me SpecOps! Me take Demon down, haha!" - When a SpecOps Grunt spots the Master Chief.
 * "Well, I guess it's one on one... Do you accept forfeits?? Please?!?" - Last Grunt alive.
 * "AYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA, OHHHHHHHH, YAAAAAAHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" - Kamikaze Grunt.
 * "He led us to die!!! F**ing monkey!" - To the dead Brute.
 * "Such a sucky race, me eat! It will set aside food nip for a while!" - To the dead Jackal.
 * "Bow chicka, wow wow! To you, human." - When a Grunt sees a Female Marine. A Red vs Blue reference.
 * "The Arbiter's a p***s!" - When the Arbiter dies, IWHBYD Skull needed.
 * "You've killed my brother for the last time!" - When you kill random Grunt.
 * "He was my best friend, what am I gonna do without him?"
 * "They'll reward me for your head demon!"
 * "Fuck you!" - When sees Master Chief. Needs IWHBYD.
 * "Did you watch that new Youtube Poop?" - Very Rare, IWHBYD skull needed.
 * "The Prophets are gonna love this!" - When Master Chief or the Arbiter is killed.
 * "We destroyed the Arbiter!" - When the Arbiter is killed.
 * "It Bleeds? WE WIN!" - Rare, IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
 * "Enemy, there over there!" - Upon seeing any sorts of enemy.
 * "I call his gun!" - Rare.
 * "I'm a killing machine" - When single Grunt kills both Master Chief and Arbiter (IWHBYD not required)
 * "Think of what me and my nipple mate did behind that rock....." - Rare.
 * "I hope the Great Journey has nipples...." - A Grunt about to be killed.
 * "Nothing but teats and tedium, they said..." - When Master Chief is seen
 * "What a world!" - when running away.
 * "For the Covenant!"
 * "Enemy is advancing."
 * "Together, as we share our gas!"
 * "For the nipple!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade or attacking.
 * "The demon's dead! We'll be heroes!" - When they kill the master chief. IWHBYD may be required.
 * "What IS that?!" - When he spots a Pure Form on The Covenant, might need IWHBYD.
 * "He killed Flabjab!"(Rare)
 * "It's safe to come out! This is sergeant...Smith...sengensen."
 * "But...I don't WANNA die!"
 * "Stupid brutes, telling us to listen to the stupid prophets, about some stupid journey with the stupid gods and the stupid demons" - On The Covenant, near the end when grunt sees the flood coming.
 * "Hurray, he's dead! Run!"- After killing brute leader.
 * "He's got a big whacking stick, and he's whacking it." - If carrying a Gravity Hammer, IWHBYD required.
 * "It's the mighty Fist of Rukt!" - Same as above.
 * "Demon, this is all just a big misunderstanding."- Rare.
 * "Quick, apologize!" - When being charged by the Master Chief, rare.
 * "Oh no, He's got the Fist of Rukt!!"
 * "The Brutes! The BRUTES made us do it!"
 * "This is a BIBLICAL kind of doom!"
 * "This game isn't fun."
 * "I don't like this game."
 * "I'm gonna tear out your intestines and wear 'em as a necklace!"
 * "Have pity Demon."
 * "I'll investigate! Someone get me one of those Sherlock Holmes hats! With a pipe!"
 * "I'll cross my fingers and...Oh, crap! I don't have enough fingers!"
 * "It's a nightmare!" - When you're killing loads of Grunts.
 * "I not know how to quit you!" - When a Grunt gets stuck by a Plasma Grenade by another Grunt.
 * "Demon at twelve 'clock... anyone have a watch? - When Master Chief is directly in from of the Grunt, IWHBYD needed.
 * "He's getting up!!" - When the Arbiter is killed but comes back to life on single player campaign.
 * "Charge, backwards!"
 * "I'll polish your boots. I'll polish your helmet!" - Low morale, IWHBYD required
 * "The demon approaches."
 * "Don't kill me! Look, I'll ask a Prophet! They might make a space for you on the Great Journey!"
 * "Walk the path brother. I...I will follow." - Heard when a fellow Grunt is killed.
 * "It's a nightmare!"
 * "Clear the way!"
 * "For the Prophets!"
 * "Ready...DIE!!!"
 * "Please enjoy my fresh bright blue balls!!!" - When kamikaze.
 * "Witness my belief!"
 * "On my way!"
 * "Meaty Pus Bags!" - When mad at Chief or Marines.
 * "Catastrophe!"
 * "Get Down!"
 * "I think I just wet myself!"
 * "Oh turds, here he is!"
 * "Get Some!"
 * "I'm Leaving!!!"
 * "We're Doomed!"
 * "Oh Dear No!"
 * "Now I got ya!"
 * "I will take you down!"
 * "We can team up and take you down!"
 * "Don't provoke the Demon."
 * "I just wet myself."
 * "No Great Journey for you Demon."
 * "Should we come out of cover, what if he's still there?"
 * "You're only human."
 * "Demon, you are weak."
 * "Eat it Demon."
 * "This is the end for me."
 * "Why did they stop shooting?"
 * "Monster!"
 * "I killed the Demon!" - When a Grunt kills Master Chief.
 * "I'll get ya, ya big bully!"
 * "Ok, bring up the Fist of Rukt!"
 * "Can no one kill the Demon!?"
 * "He's found me!"
 * "Game Over!"
 * "Ok Ok, I'll share the nipple!"
 * "Charge!...Backwards!!"
 * "Suffer Heretic!"
 * "Here's some candy!" - When throwing a grenade.
 * "No...No...No!!!!" - When a fellow Grunt is killed.
 * "I have methane, you want?" With IWHBYD skull on.
 * "I wanna go home."
 * "You like that one Demon!? Huh!? Do you like that!?" - Grunt after killing or sticking Master Chief, rare.
 * "Ready to go out there?" "what if hes still there?" - Grunts in hiding.
 * "Zombie!" - Upon seeing dead player again after respawn, IWHBYD possibly needed.
 * "Stupid Sasquatch! He's killed us all! - Referring to a dead Brute.
 * "Hey it's the elite guy!" - Said when sighting the arbiter in co-op. RARE
 * "Stop molesting me" Rare, IWHBYD is needed, happens when you shoot a Grunt that is running away
 * "He wont be able to withstand the power of a Grunt!" When charging at a Grunt who is firing at you.
 * "FLARES FOREVER!"
 * "BIG BULLY!"
 * "I'm Bleeding!" - When injured.
 * "Show pity Demon!"
 * "What is this game on legendary!" IWHBYD needed. Rare.
 * "Thanks to you Arbiter my family can't get enough gas, enough nipple" - IWHBYD is needed. Rare.
 * "Oh yay! He miraculously revived!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter recover after being knocked out in single player.
 * "Oh, i think i crapped myself..." - Rare.
 * "Wait, take my gas! Take my gas!"
 * "Let me live!" - When running away, IWHBYD possibly needed.
 * "This is a biblical cause of doom!" - Said when he sees Master Chief, IWHBYD needed
 * "I'll chase him, and I'll catch him, and then I won't know what to do."
 * "Look, I teabagged him with my blue ball!" - Said when a grunt sticks you in the face with IWHBYD on and the plasma grenade must cover most of your visor.
 * "It's our former Commander." - Upon seeing the Arbiter.
 * "I can't run while I'm scared!" - Panicking grunt.
 * "(Grunt) Cover me I'm going in.
 * (Another Grunt) No its your fault Flipyap died!" - Rare if two grunts are hiding and one looks for the enemy. The IWHBYD skull may be needed.
 * "I stole his dummy!" - Grunt when seeing the Master Chief running away.
 * "Take that!"
 * "Mother-" - When a grunt is about to die, kinda rare.
 * "Should we go out there?" - When behind cover not noticing the player behind them.
 * "Maybe we should let him go." - On Ark while in cover.
 * "Its not like them to stop firing." - On Ark while in cover.
 * "Shnamamamamamaaa!!!! Nanana naaaaaaa Naaaanaaannaaaanaaaaa" (Halo CE Jingle)- Kamakazi grunt
 * "Great dogs of dungeoness!!"
 * "Okay, I ask the prophets if they can give you a place in the Great Journey."- Grunt when panicking, IWHBYD may be needed.
 * "I have you now!" - When a grunt goes kamikaze
 * "Aiyiyiyi, KAMIKAZE!"-same as above
 * "I'll getcha, you big jerk!"-when Master Chief kills some grunts
 * "Haha! Arbiter, you have been sniped!" - When a Jackal snipes and kills the Arbiter and a Grunt sees it.
 * (Singsong voice): "Oooah aaaaaah!" - When a grenade blows up in a Grunt's face and he goes flying.
 * "Haha! Arbiter, you have been spiked!" - When a Brute comes and unloads a magazine of Spiker onto the Arbiter, thus killing the Arbiter.
 * "Father, wait, please spare me!" - When Chief and the Arbiter kill a pack of Grunts, and the Arbiter is about to kill the last one with a melee.
 * "Why is he chasing me?!"
 * "No! My trusty (maybe Grunty) partner, don't die! (sobs)"
 * "If I chase him and I catch him and then I don't know what to do."
 * "I can't run when I'm scared!"
 * "You're unfit for nipple!"
 * "Flare over human!" - throwing a Plasma Grenade
 * "You killed Yubyub/Yapap/Yipyap/ZubZub!"
 * "It's the Arbiter! The prissy one with the hand-me-down armor!"
 * "Flare-throw vs. humans!"
 * "Rrrribbbettt! Fun's over! Grenade!"-When grenade is thrown near the Grunt or under a leading Brute.
 * "Filthy Heretic...unclean...with the stupid!"-after killing many Grunts.
 * "Wow that's actually him! I thought it was just a piece of scenery but that's really him!"-upon seeing the Master Chief.
 * "Okay genius! That sounds GREAT! You go...I'll wait and see where you die...and then I'll go somewhere else!"-when another Grunt suggests to come out of cover or engage the enemy.
 * "Our death is at hand!"-when being chased by the Master Chief or the Arbiter.
 * "I'll chew your legs off, traitor!"-when fighting the Arbiter.
 * "Quick, quick! Raise his visor, see if it man...or laaady!"-when Master Chief is killed.
 * " The Arbiter is NOT...STOPPING!"-when chased by the Arbiter or many Grunts are killed.
 * "He was hiding under our Grunty noses!"-when spotting the Master Chief.
 * "I'll climb right up ya, and snack on your face!"
 * "Has that ever happened when your lookin' for somethin' and then...okay ya think 'Ah there's no way that's not you. But that's you!' Ha-ha! I didn't even thin...ya...Oh that's right I have to kill ya..."-when seeing the Master Chief.
 * Grunt 1:"I'll flush 'em out!" Grunt 2:"It's your funeral!"
 * "Windbaggin', suckin', air monkey!"-when Master Chief kills another Grunt or a Brute.

Halo 3: ODST

 * (Note that many quotes said also come from Halo 3 as well, but there are some new ones)


 * "Save yourself!" - when inches away from death.
 * "Over there!" - if player or ally is spotted.
 * "In soviet Russia, the Covenant kills you." - While fighting the enemy. Reference to the Russian Reversal jokes. -IWHBYD skull required-
 * "Fear my blue balls!" - kamikaze grunt, IWHBYD skull possibly required
 * "Not as tough as demon." - When killed by a grunt. Reference to Master Chief
 * "You killed Dabflip!" - Dabflip is said hesitatingly, as if making up a name on the spot.
 * "My spidey sense is tingling!" - If you sneak up behind a patrol in Mombasa Streets(IWHBYD may be required).
 * "I just wet my pants!...Wait, I'm not wearing pants..." When an explosive goes off nearby.
 * "I GOT THE POWER!" when going kamikaze.(Possibly a reference to He-Man)
 * "Leader Dead! Everybody! Panic!" After killing a Brute, IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
 * "Oh no, primitive flares!" Referring to frag grenades, and how they call their plasma grenades "flares".
 * "Oh God, NO!" -When stuck by a plasma/spike grenades.
 * "Help me... STICK HIM!" -Suicidal Grunt. Said in a raspy voice.
 * "Suck it Heretic!" When throwing grenade
 * "Here comes Yakya!" When going Kamikaze
 * "Does that mean I'm in charge?" After killing a Brute, IWHBYD skull possibly needed
 * "Flee, Huragok exploding!" When killing an Enginer
 * "VERY SAD FACE!" - When stuck by a grenade or when a grenade lands near him.
 * Grunt: "Maybe they're too busy hiding in their little nip house."