User:Spartansniper450/IRC Quotes

Just some quotes from IRC I thought were pretty funny, look for yourself, or don't it's up too you.

Cast: (the people that participated in this work: I go by either my username, the_Alpha, or Wash
 * Persuasive Egotis
 * Delta-269
 * Pryo Zarkum (Ghost Sangheili)
 * GuitarPlayer001
 * Spirit-of-Halo (ColonelAL)
 * Justineac (ChurchReborn)
 * RyantheGreat (Ryangreenday)
 * HzaneNjin (?)
 * kougermasters
 * Spartan6
 * S-118
 * Blemo|Away (Blemo..duh)
 * Lord_Grievous (Grievous797)
 * Glaug-Eldare
 * Equilibrant (Omar-065)
 * TheVerve (Jaws Redfield)
 * Skwisgaar
 * Forerunner
 * Nicmavr

My First Time talkin to PE on IRC and Pryo's Spelling Phail
PersuasiveEgotis [n=chatzill@pool-71-254-187-97.lsanca.fios.verizon.net] has joined #halopedia

 hi PE

 hi

 wats up

 My roof

 xD

 u lies

 ur roof r down

 QUIET Delta!

 well actually my brother, hes changing a light bulb, which he is failing...

 teh cloudz r up

 a-dur

 NO the sky is UP

 Clouds are down!

 Prove it!

 look out ur windowz, teh cloudz r nawt downzorz, dey r upz

 the rain is up

<Guitarplayer001> but it's falling down

<Guitarplayer001> on my head and yours too!

<Guitarplayer001> yay!

Guitarplayer001 dances

<Pryo_Zarkum> Delta-269: dun treye meh, i r teh king o spelling phale

<Guitarplayer001> come to think of it... i'm also hoping noone of you are up either...

<Delta-269> Pryo_Zarkum, wluod you pefrer me to tlak lkie tihs, it's sltil ligeble

<Pryo_Zarkum> Delta-269: no

<Spartansniper450> prooov iit

<PersuasiveEgotis> Speak at da na nermol lang-guage....

<Spartansniper450> r u mking fin f mi ngish

<Delta-269> it doesnt matter what the middle letters in a word are, if the first and lst are right, but the middle ones are messed up, you can still reead it

<Delta-269> it's scientificly proven

<Guitarplayer001> neh we wud nevar du eneethang lyke thet dahr

PersuasiveEgotis drools

<Spartansniper450> u wll speeek when spoooken tooooooooo

<Delta-269> pfft, taht's waht you tnihk

<Spartansniper450> shattta up

<PersuasiveEgotis> Teh messtup

<Delta-269> ^_^

<Delta-269> Spartansniper450, no u

<PersuasiveEgotis> you shattta up

<Spartansniper450> Delta: NO U

<Delta-269> no u

<Spartansniper450> no u

Me and Delta continue r arguement
<Spartansniper450> Delta i sitll say the sky is whats up

<Delta-269> u liez

<Delta-269> teh sky r down

<Spartansniper450> no u turnin this place into a houz of liez

"Advice" with Negative "consequences"
<ColonelAL> A Grunt said "Catch", threw a plasma 'nade, stuck my bro, then died.

<Wash> haha

<Justineac> awesome

<ColonelAL> Were on Legendary.

<Justineac> I told someone on xbl to move before I ran them over and I ran them over


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<Wash> nice

<Wash> i told my friend to watch out than, smashed him w/ a Gravity Hammer

<ColonelAL> lol

Ryan Giving me advice
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<Wash> wow what did i do?

<RyanTheGreat> not dry

<RyanTheGreat> that's what

<HzaneNjin> ...?

<Wash> i just came back on get off my back :(


 * Wash breaks down crying

<HzaneNjin> Ok.....

<Wash> and what are you doing

<RyanTheGreat> Wash you always have to dry!

<Wash> dry what!

<RyanTheGreat> When one washes, one must dry, duh

<Wash> o haha

<HzaneNjin> The one must Use

<HzaneNjin> *then

<Wash> so f**kin clever : P

<RyanTheGreat> thank you

It's the Apocolypse! Repent!
What happened to Halopedia...

It died. All the pics disappeared and everything...

Does anyone else know what's going on?

<Justineac> oh. that glitch

halopedia died

and the irc thing is lagging

oh dear

<Justineac> it died a long time ago actually :P

oh

<Spartansniper450> its the signs of the Halopedian apocolypse Repent!

CT Left!!!
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<the_Alpha> ! CTs gone!

<Spartan6> My X-Fire can be very unreliable at times

<Spartan6> ! !?

<Spartan6> wait

<Pryo_Zarkum> zomfgz

<Spartan6> !? !

<Spartan6> k

<Pryo_Zarkum> the CommanderTony r leev

<Pryo_Zarkum> duz this meen shenaniganz?

<Pryo_Zarkum> w8

<Pryo_Zarkum> Delta-269 r heer

<Pryo_Zarkum> he wan to spoyl all our funz


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<Delta-269> Pryo_Zarkum, stfu nubcake

<the_Alpha> horaayz

<Pryo_Zarkum> ahahahaha

<Delta-269> bahahaha, AJ got pwnt

<Pryo_Zarkum> Delta-269: sadfaaaeec

I'm out of range!
Sorry S-118, your name got cut out for some reason, but you know what you said!


 * S-118 orders his armada / army / air force of Kamikazi Grunts to kill Spartansniper450

<S-118> 100,000,000 Grunts against...how many!?


 * Spartansniper450 goes into his super-secret super-secure underground shelter


 * Spartansniper450 survives

<Spartansniper450> 99,000,000 Grunts dies storming his defences


 * S-118 glasses planet, then obrital MACs it to hell, and then NOVAs it

<T328> He means his panic room

<Spartansniper450> no i dont have a panic room

<S-118> The room he hides in when everything goes to hell


 * Spartansniper450 is in his banshee out of range

<Spartansniper450> ha!


 * S-118 NOVAs the Banshee


 * Spartansniper450 is out of range

<Spartansniper450> cant get me!

<S-118> FYI: NOVAs destroy star systems...

<Spartansniper450> yes i kno what a NOVA is, im out of range


 * S-118 gets sick of that tactic and orders his 1000 ship fleet to Glass, Nuke, MAC and explode Spartansniper450

<S-118> Pardon me, but beat that


 * Spartansniper450 is still out of range

<Spartansniper450> what dont you get about that

<Spartansniper450> im out of range im no where near your people

<S-118> My fleet is coming towards your ship at full speed and those able sliped right next to you, obiterated you and destroyed your ashes


 * Spartansniper450 moves out of range!

<Spartansniper450> you cant catch me!

<Spartansniper450> its a taunt and the truth! who knew


 * S-118 gets sick of worthless fighting, sends his fighters at him with massive engines travleing at 99.9% of speed of light


 * Spartansniper450 is traveling at 99.99% the speed of light

S-118> *%
 * S-118 's ships are going at 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 (infinitive number) the speed of light


 * Spartansniper450 's ships are traveling 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 (infinitive number cubed) % the speed of light

<S-118> Ahhh, I have to go. You win, Spartansniper450

<Spartansniper450> sweet

New rule on #halopedia
<Blemo|Away> New IRC rule: Everyone Lord_Grievous makes 3 entries in a row and no one interferes, he killed the channel. xD If you notice, he's been doing that lately. XD

<Blemo|Away> *Everytime

<Lord_Grievous> XD

<Delta-269> XD

<SPARTAN-984> XD

<Delta-269> k, now #halopedia has 4 rules

<Lord_Grievous> Thank you for the overwhelming support of my chat assassinating, Blemo!


 * Lord_Grievous applauds<Lord_Grievous> Thank you, minions!

<Lord_Grievous> Hello?

<Lord_Grievous> Hellooooo

<Lord_Grievous> Frak, I killed the channel again.

<Lord_Grievous> >_<


 * Lord_Grievous drops an anvil on a random person's head

<Delta-269> XD

<Delta-269> crap, I forget Rule 3 >_<

<Lord_Grievous> AND I KILLED BLEMO!!!

<Lord_Grievous> NNOOOOOOOO

<Delta-269> XD

<Lord_Grievous> Alas, poor Blemo. I knew him well...

Rules of #halopedia (from Delta-269's Quote page)
Note: Rule 4 recently added, see previous section.

Rule 1: Don't talk about Halo.

Rule 2: Srz opz r srz, listen to them.

Rule 3: Your life revolves around what the people in the channel think of you.

Rule 4: Every time Grievous makes 3 entries in a row and no one interferes, he killed the channel.

PZ haz got muh Snow!
<Spartansniper450> >.> i want snow!

<Pryo_Zarkum> ALL UR SNOW R BELONG TO US

<Pryo_Zarkum> ME AND AZZT HAZ UR SNOW. IT R BELONG TO US

<Spartansniper450> no!, gimmie ur snow nao!

<Pryo_Zarkum> WE WILL KEEP TYVM KTHNXBAI!?

Chaos! Utter Chaos!!
Sorry this is unfinished, some n00b came on, pretended to be me so I couldn't finish this


 * CommanderApples is now known as ONIcat


 * TheVerve raises her flamethrower

<ONIcat> meow

<Spir7_of_Halo> OK, no name changing please.


 * F0 is now known as Forerunner

<the_Alpha> i r done!


 * SuparSrsAdminoin is now known as Lord_Grievous

Lord_Grievous> NEVAR

<ONIcat> SoH: its not name changing

<ONIcat> its grouped


 * TheVerve sets fire to Lord_Grievous

<ONIcat> so i can do it when i want

<Spir7_of_Halo> Something that is close, or have used in the past only.


 * Lord_Grievous notices he's on fire

<ONIcat> i'm also checking out my grouped nicks


 * Lord_Grievous also notices he's a cyborg


 * Lord_Grievous keeps on going


 * the_Alpha destroys things out of rage!


 * Spir7_of_Halo smacz T328


 * ONIcat is now known as BonzaiWarrior

<BonzaiWarrior> there

<BonzaiWarrior> now i'm happy

<BonzaiWarrior> "Me bonzai warrior, you tiny grasshopper..." Xd
 * TheVerve rips Lord_Grievous' circuts out

<Equilibrant> I am confused!

<Forerunner> Я does the crillic R work?

<BonzaiWarrior> xD*

Unfortunately ends here

Delta lashes out at the Flood

 * Delta|Halo swears at the Rocket Whore Flood

<Delta|Halo> FUCK, DAMN FLOOD W/ RL

<Spir7_of_Halo> Now Delta, its just a game.

<Spir7_of_Halo> Bungie doesnt want you mad now....


 * Delta|Halo violently murders Spir7_of_Halo and AltairAssassin

Reminiscing
<Pryo_Zarkum> <Spirit-of-Halo> Don't you fucking do that again

<Pryo_Zarkum> Spirit-of-HALO has quit (Nick collision from services)

<AltairAssassin> XD

<AltairAssassin> Classic <Pryo_Zarkum> <Ajax_013> AHAHA

<Delta-269> <High_Larity> FEET FIRST INTO SOCKS

<Delta-269> <High_Larity> THEN INTO SHOES

<Delta-269> XD

<AltairAssassin> XD

<Pryo_Zarkum> Delta-269: You know what they say about big feet... wink wink

<Delta-269>    *  JamesRVH bombs an orphanage accidentally and blames Imperator

<Delta-269> <JamesRVH> FFS WHY IMP.....WHY

<Pryo_Zarkum> BIG SOCKS

<AltairAssassin> XD

<Spartansniper450> http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/User:Spartansniper450/IRC_Quotes#New_rule_on_.23halopedia

<Pryo_Zarkum> ROFLMAO

<Pryo_Zarkum> Delta-269: that wins epicly

<Delta-269> XD

<AltairAssassin> Spartansniper450: According to your research, I win.

<Justineac> for some reason that pic of James with his hair sticking straight up keeps popping into mind

<Spartansniper450> xD

<Spartansniper450> hey Delta

<Delta-269> wut?

<Spartansniper450> teh cloudz r down

<Pryo_Zarkum> Delta-269: If Imp shows up again I r ttly do that to him

<Spartansniper450>http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/User:Spartansniper450/IRC_Quotes#My_First_Time_talkin_to_PE_on_IRC_and_Pryo.27s_.22bad.22_spelling_contest

Delta-269> XD

<Pryo_Zarkum> zomfgz bad spleling

<Delta-269> Spartansniper450, zomfgz XD

<Spartansniper450> yea

<Delta-269> <High_Larity> BRRT BRRT BRRT

<Delta-269> <High_Larity> PEW PEW

<Delta-269> <High_Larity> GET THE CHEESE

<Delta-269> <High_Larity> PEW PEW PEW

<Delta-269> <High_Larity> BRRT


 * Dark_Neptune is seriously bored.

<Pryo_Zarkum> xD

<Pryo_Zarkum> BRRT

<Pryo_Zarkum> BRRT

<Pryo_Zarkum> BRRT

<Pryo_Zarkum> HEADSHIT!

<Spartansniper450> <Pryo_Zarkum> Delta-269: dun treye meh, i r teh king o spelling phale

<Delta-269> ^_^

<AltairAssassin> <Spartansniper450> its the signs of the Halopedian apocolypse Repent!

<Spartansniper450> xD

<AltairAssassin> The signs are still persisting since the beta of the new site.

<Spartansniper450> the place was literally falling apart

<AltairAssassin> Still is.

<Pryo_Zarkum> Falling apart?

<Pryo_Zarkum> It fell

<Delta-269> <Delta-269> Pryo_Zarkum, wluod you pefrer me to tlak lkie tihs, it's sltil ligeble <-- XD

<Pryo_Zarkum> and then god put it back together

<Pryo_Zarkum> so it would fall again

<Pryo_Zarkum> but harder

<Spartansniper450> yup

<Pryo_Zarkum> gods like THIS R GUNNA FALL ON YO ASS

<Spartansniper450> hey PZ!

<Spartansniper450> http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/User:Spartansniper450/IRC_Quotes#PZ_haz_got_muh_Snow.21

<Pryo_Zarkum> and we iz lyk NOES

<Spartansniper450> i want it back

<AltairAssassin> Sounds like Ollie from Family Guy

<Pryo_Zarkum>xD

Death to the Hardy Boys Wiki
Note: At some point I changed my nick to House, I forgot to add that here.

GE tries to convince us to join with Hardy Boys wiki, here are the results:

<Glaug-Eldare> can we combine halopedia and the hardy boys wiki

<Spartansniper450> we would get bored and kill each other

<Guitarplayer001> rawrrrr

<Spartansniper450> no!

<Spir7_of_Halo> No.

<D1134> bah!

<Spartan6> NO!!

<Glaug-Eldare> why not

D1134> hardy boys would be slaughtered

<House> invade Hardy boys!

<Pryo_Zarkum> zomfgz

<D1134> Chief vs. Frank and Joe

<Grievous|Aliens> The Halopedia Imperium shall conquer all!

<D1134> ?

<Grievous|Aliens> FOR THE EMPIRE

<Glaug-Eldare> i can't express how disappointed i am in you

>'s
<Spartansniper450> >.>

<Spartansniper450> .>.>

<Glaug-Eldare> >.>.>

<Spartansniper450> >.>.>.>

<Glaug-Eldare> <.>.<.>.<.>

<Lord_Grievous> >.>.>.>.>

<Spartansniper450> ><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>>

<Glaug-Eldare> ^>v<^>v<^>v<^>v<


 * mode/#halopedia [+o MokonaModoki] by ChanServ


 * MokonaModoki has a angry face

<Glaug-Eldare> use an emoticon

<Glaug-Eldare> show us your angry face >:-(

Some People don't like Hannah Montana
<S984|Semi-away> takes out Hannah Montana Pop Tour Video Game and breaks it in half

<Ss450|Idiot> some people take this site waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to seriously

<S984|Semi-away> Disney r stooping to a new low

<Ss450|Idiot> decides to destroy all Hannah Montana products!

<S984|Semi-away> With that game there they are stepping into the world of plastic guitar gaming. And, this might sound a bit skeptical, but I think Disney wants to crush all in its way and COMPLETLY dominate the plastic guitar world.

<Ss450|Idiot> who's with me!

<S984|Semi-away> Nah.

<S984|Semi-away> Just assassinate Hannah Montana and bomb Camp Rock.

S984|Semi-away> That should put a grenade in Disney's pants.

<Ss450|Idiot> XD im with ya

<BananaCat> I agree

<S984|Semi-away> OK what you wanna do

<Cheifschick> Disney's been dead for years XD

<S984|Semi-away> CC: Well they want to get popular again by being reknowned as "the Mickey Mouse that managed to crush Guitar Hero"

<Cheifschick> ROFL

<BananaCat> Slipknot>Disturbed>Guns n Roses>Korn>>>>>crap>>>>>moar crap>>>>>Hannah Montana and Rap

<Cheifschick> lol

Why Wolf pwns Hicks
Delta, Skwisgaar and I argue on who pwns more

<Delta-269> pssh Hicks > annoynmus predator

<Spartansniper450> pssh? this Predator killed at least 7-8 Xenos by himself <Spartansniper450> and his name is Wolf gaw <Skwisgaar> Ahnuld>Predator

<Spartansniper450> Wolf > Hicks > Ahnuld

<Delta-269> dude, Hicks killed at least a dozen

<Spartansniper450> yea, but hicks had help

<Spartansniper450> Wolf was by himself <Spartansniper450> not too mention he took on a Predalien

<Spartansniper450> Predalien > normal Xeno

<Skwisgaar> ya, but Ahnuld has an accent <Spartansniper450> Wolf has a corrosive solvent that could dissolve Ahnuld's vocal chords

Vague Confusion
<Jon-134> what's your halopedian username?

<Sierra450> me?

<Halopediaman> Me?

<Sierra450> him?


 * Jon-134 slaps his head

<ONIrecon111> me?

<Sierra450> that guy?

<Halopediaman> You?

<ONIrecon111> you there, yes you with the face!

<Sierra450> you that guy with the name and the hair


 * Jon-134 kills his best friend's roomate's brother's sister's cat

Nickname Chaos and Identity Theft
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<Haloman333> back

<Haloman333> haloman333=skwisgaar btw

<Haloman333> oops

<Forerunner> or suggested he goes around with an axe (don Jose, the first ganado seen in BioHazard 4)

<Spartansniper450> O_o


 * Haloman333 is now known as Guest77156


 * Guest77156 is now known as R5J8qq30eyu

<Azzt|Dead> november october / uniform


 * Forerunner is now known as Guest

<Guest> muhahaha

<12:01> Guest bollocks


 * Azzt|Dead uninvites Guest


 * Guest is now known as Guest77156

<R5J8qq30eyu> ahax_Away:Kick Skwisgaar

<Guest77156> (identity fraud)

<Azzt|Dead> R5J8qq30eyu: it's called ghost


 * R5J8qq30eyu is now known as Forerunner


 * Skwisgaar quit ("http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client")


 * Guest77156 is now known as Fore

<Fore> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

<Forerunner> lol


 * Spartansniper450 is now known as Spar


 * Forerunner is now known as Skwisgaar

<Spar> lol

<Azzt|Dead> spars


 * Fore is now known as Forerunner


 * Spar is now known as Fore

<Skwisgaar> Sorry forerunner, that never gets old


 * Skwisgaar is now known as Spartansniper450

<Azzt|Dead> your mind

<Azzt|Dead> it lacks being made up

<Spartansniper450> I suck at Halo!
 * Fore is now known as Skwisgaar

<Skwisgaar> runs into a wall


 * Skwisgaar is now known as Guest20550

<Guest20550> no.. i suk more

<Spartansniper450> puts a grenade down his pants

<Spartansniper450> PWNED!


 * Spartansniper450 is now known as Haloman333

<Haloman333> lol

<Haloman333> You can't stay on my nick for more than 30 seconds

<Guest20550> points his rocket launcher at his feet and fires

<Guest20550> owned


 * Guest20550 is now known as Skwis

<Skwis> that was me


 * Skwis is now known as Spartansniper450

My ADD
CF001 is bored Jerome-092 gives CF001 one of those monkey's w/ the symbols things

<Jerome-092> :D

<Jerome-092> those only really work if you have ADD/ADHD

<Jerome-092> so how's it... HEY! a monkey with symbols!!!

<CF001> lol

<Jerome-092> yes, i admit it i have ADD

<Killjax> Radical.

<Jerome-092> hey! there is a squirrel outside my window! I think he's laughin at me! hey squirrel f**k you!

ADD part II- The Attention Deficit strikes back

 * Snipes450 is beginning to agree that the majority of American voters dont kno what they wnat

<Snipes450> want

<Prophet-of-HALO> *know as well

<Prophet-of-HALO> lol

We Know what we want. It's just that we change our minds every five minutes

We've all got ADD

<Snipes450> spamhammer: ya and only the ones diagnosed with it r willing to admit it

<Snipes450> i have ADD


 * SPARTAN-984 beats the spamhammer with another spamhamer

*ow*

<Snipes450> thats the problem with Ameri- hey look a squirrel!!!


 * SPARTAN-984 doesn't have A---OH GOD A BIRDY!

<Snipes450> SPARTAN-984: u dun have ADD u has ADHD

Hey stay on topic here....

<Snipes450> Hyper-activity

<SPARTAN-984> STFU spa---WOW SHINYYYYY!

<Snipes450> :P

Moons
<VideoGameChick> i wanna nother moon

no u can only haz 2

<VideoGameChick> i want 4

Spartansniper450 gives VGC one of saturn

<Spartansniper450> 's moons

<Dreadnought> i havent had my second one ?:D

<VideoGameChick> =D

<VideoGameChick> titan

<VideoGameChick> =]

<Spartansniper450> dun worry it has plenty

Satturnz moons are not naice

i want to haz demose and fobose

<Dreadnought> XD

<Spartansniper450> i choose Saturn cuz it haz so many Moons

<Spartansniper450> it won't miss one

ur mom has so many moonz!

<Spartansniper450> :O

OH!!! BURN!!!

lol jk

<Spartansniper450> u haz no proof!

datz wat u tink

Teh Shenaniganz
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<Frunner> WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOMED

<Blake-> ADMINS ARE AWAY

<Blake-> PARTY

<Blake-> o|-<

<Blake-> o\-<

<Blake-> o|-<

<Blake-> o/-<

<Augustus_Gibbons> loololololololololololololololololol

<Augustus_Gibbons> Shenaniganz!!!!!


 * Blake- dances

<Augustus_Gibbons> :P

<Frunner> Laichzeit; überall Fischmilch; es ist Laichzeit


 * Augustus_Gibbons hits Blake- with a glass baseball bat


 * Blake- hits Augustus_Gibbons with a laptop

<Frunner> Spawning time; fishmilk everywhere; it is spawning time


 * Augustus_Gibbons hits Blake- with large television


 * Blake- hits Augustus_Gibbons with a futon


 * Augustus_Gibbons hits Blake- with an Aircraft Carrier


 * Blake- hits Augustus_Gibbons with a Trout

<Augustus_Gibbons> :O

<Augustus_Gibbons> you fish slapped meh!

<Blake-> FISH FIGHT


 * Augustus_Gibbons hits Blake- with a Bass


 * Blake- hits Augustus_Gibbons with a Clown Fish


 * Augutus_Gibbons hits Blake- with a Shark


 * Blake- hits Augustus_Gibbons with a Rock FIsh


 * Augustus_Gibbons hits Blake- with a Blue Whale

<Augustus_Gibbons> yes i kno its a mammal but still


 * Blake- hits Augustus_Gibbons with a dolphin

<Augustus_Gibbons> aquatic animal fight now!!

<Blake-> even now


 * Augustus_Gibbons hits Blake- with a very large Starfish

Continues on but gets graphic

Marine Farmers?
<Spartansniper450> http://halo.wikia.com/index.php?title=MA5B_Individual_Combat_Weapon_System&curid=2032&diff=883213&oldi...

<Spartansniper450> lol it said Marine "Crops"

<Spartansniper450> i didnt kno they were farmers

<Nicmavr> XD

Goin Nordic on your a**

 * CF001 is almost done with is homework and will finnish it after the dinner

<Spartansniper450> what does Finnish it mean? are you gonna have a guy from Finland do it

<CF001> finish

<Spartansniper450> :P


 * ashley can Finnish you all...bwahaha

<Spartansniper450> just kidding

<Nicmavr> rar ashley


 * Spartansniper450 will Sweedish you all?

<Spartansniper450> no bad

now where's my knife...


 * ashley stabs Swedish language

<Nicmavr> Snipes, can I just say that all this was a good smartass fun? XD

<Nicmavr> ashley: O.o

Swedish is eww, srsly

<Spartansniper450> :D

<Nicmavr> But yeah, Finnish and Swedish you all... Heh

<Nicmavr> ashley: Dun b nationalist/racist

<Spartansniper450> Nicmavr: we goin Nordic on this one

No fighting in the IRC
<Skwisgaar> my muffler!

<Ghost_sangheili> i ate it

<Snipes450> Oh thats nasty (in a Cleveland voice)

<Skwisgaar> What is "a cleveland voice" supposed to mean

<Ghost_sangheili> per Skwisgaar

<Snipes450> Cleveland from family guy

<Skwisgaar> You have something against cleveland, Ohio?

<Skwisgaar> Huh? HUH?

<Ghost_sangheili> Cleve

<Ghost_sangheili> Land

<Ghost_sangheili> what is cleve?

<Skwisgaar> what's a cleve?


 * Ghost_sangheili hits Copy-Cat


 * Copy-Cat slaps GS with a salmon!

<Ghost_sangheili> you copy cat

<Ghost_sangheili> copying simon

<Ghost_sangheili> HAO DARE YOU

<Skwisgaar> OH MAH CLEVE!


 * Ghost_sangheili hits Copy-Cat around a bit with a large trout

<Skwisgaar>


 * Copy-Cat slaps GS with an Ajax


 * Snipes450 hits Ghost_sangheili with a whale

<Ghost_sangheili> O.o


 * Ghost_sangheili Copy-Cats Snipes450 with a Skwisgaar


 * Snipes450 realizes its pointless cuz he was just hit with an Ajax

<Snipes450> :O


 * Nicmavr hits Snipes450 and Ghost_sangheili with an Ajax, all the same.

<Ghost_sangheili> nubcake


 * Snipes450 drops a bus on Nicmavr


 * Skwisgaar starts raping the bus

<Nicmavr> Ghost_sangheili: no u


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<Ghost_sangheili> Skwisgaar: O.o

<Ghost_sangheili> I'm quoting that

<Copy-Cat> :O

<Nicmavr> :O


 * Snipes450 hits Skwisgaar with a shark, the shark than eats him


 * Skwisgaar gasps in pleasure as he is eaten by a shark


 * Snipes450 than throws the shark in a tank of concentrated Hydrochloric acid and watches as it and Skwisgaar are dissolved quite painfully

IRC Countries
<Gaijinsamurai> The United Republic of Gaijinsamurailand and Ghost_sangheiliistan comprises over 9000% of the Halopedia IRC chat.

CT isn't afk
<Stephen-> You're usually afk dude :P

<Snipes450> he's not afk he usually waits

<Snipes450> and listens

<Stephen-> lol


 * Gaijinsamurai is a professional lurker

The difference between bad and good
<Snipes450> He thinks the differences between a good smartass and a bad smartass dun matter

<Snipes450> that r the most important thing for us smartasses too remember, we walk a fine line between smartass, and jackass

<Snipes450> i like to think i walk that line everyday

<Nicmavr> A jackass is something different >.>

<Snipes450> a jackass = bad smartass

<Nicmavr> i noes rite

<Snipes450> someone who dont follow the rules and laws of smartass-ery

<Snipes450> they give us smartasses a bad name

<Nicmavr> lol

Why CT is scary
<Nicmavr> I'll point out that CT never marks himself as away when he is, so you can never be sure :P

<Snipes450> thats the scary thing about him

<Nicmavr> lol

<Snipes450> you never quite know when he is watching

Ghost_sangheili's Story
<Ghost_sangheili> I will be remembered for generations

<Ghost_sangheili> Inspire a book or two that challenges entire religions

<Snipes450> Ghost_sangheili: yup when ever i want to scare the f**k out of my kids ill just tell them of u :P

<General57> Scary stories

<Snipes450> General57: hence why i would tell them

<General57> Once upon a time, there was a scary pervert named Ghost _sangheili

<Snipes450> he trolled and trolled and no one could stop him

<General57> He told perverted, funny jokes to little kids

<General57> The kids' eyes burned out and they died

<Snipes450> and they writhed in hell for just speaking to him

<General57> THE END

USS STFU
<Gratyflotter> I'M ON A BOAT!

<Snipes450> liar!

<Snipes420> which boat are you on

<Snipes420> i like boats

<Gratyflotter> The uss stfu

<Snipes420> hahahahaha

<Snipes420> nice setup


 * Snipes420 is now known as Glaug-Eldare

<Snipes450> Gratyflotter: i love that boat it kicks a**

Food Fight

 * Stephen- gives Snipes450 a cheeseburger and brands

<Stephen-> "Ass kisser" into da meat :P


 * Snipes450 throws the cheeseburger at Stephen- and starts a food fight!

<Stephen-> =o

<Snipes450> Foooood Fiiiiggght!!!!!


 * Stephen- rolls around in it ;P

<Nicmavr> Nobody but Food King wins Food Fights!


 * Snipes450 throws Spaghetti and Meatballs at Nicmavr


 * Stephen- throws meat and taters at {Smoke} (lmao)

<Nicmavr> Meat and.... taters?! lulz


 * Nicmavr throws a steak at Snipes450


 * Snipes450 throws a salmon at Nicmavr!! (lol)

<Nicmavr> Salmonrjh? :P


 * {Smoke} is now known as Steak


 * Steak is now known as {Smoke}

<{Smoke}> lol it's registered XD


 * Snipes450 throws a Sub from Sub-Way at Nicmavr!!!

Ghost_sangheili's solution to confusion
<Ajax_013> i wasn't really attempting a comeback, i'm just confused

<Snipes450> me too

<Ghost_sangheili> Then go take the fifth grade.

I killed him!

 * oed706 slaps snipes

<Snipes450> for what?


 * Snipes450 throws a bus at oed706


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<Snipes450> :O i killed him

S-118: xD

Abandonment
"Why does everyone keep abandoning me?"- said during a CTF where I was ditched for the 3rd times in a matter of minutes

Catch Phrase
"Thank you Jesus"- Unluckynumber11's catch phrase

Effort
"I wasn't even trying"- when I get a wtf kill

Owned by a "girl"
In the lobby
 * "You all ready to get owned by a girl"- said by a masucline sounding girl
 * "Yeah, you really owned us."- me after the girl who is now speaking in his real voice came in last by 4 kills.

Lifesaver
After my friend Quick saved me for like the fifth time in a game:


 * Me- "I swear to God quick you save my life one more time im gonna kick your ass"

Hunters + Cars = Bad

 * Me- "Oh my god it's throwing cars at me!"- When a Hunter hit one sending it flying at me.


 * Me- "Huh, there really are flying cars in the future."- per above.


 * Buck- (muffled) "Get...this...thing off of me!"- After a dead Brute Chieftain fell on him.


 * Dutch- "Lord, please tell me I don't have anymore flying to do today! {UAV Drone crashes into Uplift statue} So was that a yes or a no? {the warthog behind him explodes} Amen."