User:Lt. Church

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The Things I Like
Here is my Halo likes:

My favourite game is Halo: ce, because it wasn't in Microsoft grip at the time (see my theory) My favourite level in Halo: ce was the second level, "Halo" Just because of its beautiful scenery and game play. In Halo 2, I liked Delta Halo, Regret and Uprising, all three levels had beautiful music and environments. From Halo 3, I would have to say The Covenant and Halo. Halo had such an epic opening cut scene the music and that epic line: "We'll head for the portal, and we'll all go home" That has epic written all over it.

Not Halo Related:

I like to fly, I've had one flying lesson but it was the best experience of my life. I've always wanted to be a pilot but after that I knew I was meant to be a one. I haven't had a girl friend in a while. I like food and sleeping, I guess I'm a typical bloke.

The Things I Don't
I don't like to following:


 * Brutes
 * Flood
 * n00bz
 * Most of my teachers
 * My job
 * Math
 * YOU
 * My ex
 * Lies. I hate it when someone lies just to impress you. I hate it!

Come, Sign Here
Please sign here stating your name, and if you want, a comment on my page

Indeed, you have a fantastic page, may I fight with you as long as I live, Anau'. May the Prophets be silenced for their heresy. Well met, brother. We must find more worthy foes!
 * Hallo, hallo! Are you sure you use a spellcheck... ? ;) Xenos Roadkill
 * This page has been lovemuffined! Lovemuffin  Wiki UserpageEdit CountTalk PageContributions[[Image:Dancing_master_chief.gif|35px]] 04:34, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
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 * User:Prophet of Sanghelios Hello Lt.Church, my ally.
 * Kill the dishonored Brutes!! EwCDnaudee 08:35, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Wort wort wort!! Pryo 'Zarkum  [[Image:Major-gr1.gif|19px]] "Talk to me""My Work" 12:25, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
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 * Greetings friend! -- User:Zarra 'Yairum
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 * Meow, meow meow meow. MEOW!BananaCat 21:00, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
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 * Elites are the best RaZoRKillEr117

My Theory
For me, Halo: ce was a great success, and even now I still think it is my favourite out of the three. So, why didnt Bungie continue to make an epic series? They did, but Halo 2 and 3 lacked something Halo: ce had, what was it? Freedom

Look, Halo was beautiful, wouldn't you agree? Halo 2, had a great story line, some people were made at Bungie because it didnt reach its full potential. But, It was still a great game. Halo 3.... what can I say about this game, it was good. Yep, it was good, thats all. Bungie could have done wonders, if they had only just ignored the clock and just took there time, they could have made something beautiful. The story was something they really needed to focus on. The Arbiters role should have been just as big as Halo 2's or maybe a little less important. Enough with the Cortana messages! One to about three would have been better. Ok, multiplayer, perfect, maybe a little more maps but, other wise, great. Now I know this started off as a theory, now its turnned into opinion, compare that to Halo 1.

To be continued

Nicknames
I have nicknames for many things in the Halo-zerse, but some are the same.

Creatures


 * Grunt- Little Bastards
 * Jackels- Bird looking things
 * Brutes- Still brutes
 * Drones- Buggars
 * Hunters- Pains in the ass
 * Prophets- Still prophet
 * Elites- Still elites
 * Covenant in general- Covies
 * Marines- Our buddies
 * ODST's- Badass buddies
 * Flood infection forms- Baloons
 * Pure forms- The ones with spikes, hunter looking fellas
 * Other forms- Zombies

Vehicles


 * Tank- Still tanks
 * Warthog- The jeep
 * Hornet- Still hornet*Pelican- The ship
 * Mongoose- ATV
 * Ghost- Purple death car
 * Banshee- Flying thing (Very creative of me)
 * Wraith- Tank
 * Spectre- Purple jeep
 * Chopper- Still chopper
 * Prowler- Brute jeep

My Life
So, life. What can I say, like everybody else, my life has alot of ups and downs. My biggest down was probably my parents divorcing, but I was only 8-9 so i've gotten over it and moved on. But, i've started to notice alot more 'ups' so thats good. I'm in year 11 at the moment, kinda sucks. Too much carear pressure. I've always known what I want to do, I want to be a pilot. But now everybody wants me to have a backup, just in case it fails. To be a pilot is my dream, my dream almost vanished late last year. Went to go see the guidance councillor to tell him my carear plan, show him my grades and get his opinion (we all had to). Picture my dream like a city, a big beautiful city full of hard working citizens. The guidance councillor nuked my city. It was horrible, he said plain and simple, I would not be able to achieve my dream. I was heart brocken, shattered, almost depressed, the one thing I had been focussing on was gone, I had no idea what to do. So, a nuclear winter struck what was left of my city. Like any person, I turned to my mates, I have the best mates in the world. The nuclear winter passed and my city began to rebuild. My city is bigger then ever before, why? Because now I can not only become a pilot, but I can prove that coucillor wrong.

So, if my grades are good, I ill be able to go to UNI and do the Bachelor of Aviation. But first, I will most likely go around Australia with my best mate. I should come visit some of you guys. Even though I have my carear set, my life planned, there will always be a special place in my heart for Halo.

My Smexy Pictures



That was taken from my backyard on a beautiful cold afternoon, you can see more in my social page.



I haz Halo 3!

My Video Games
Halo is not all that I treasure, I also own: Comming soon! Maybe...
 * 1) The Halo's
 * 2) Call of Duty 4
 * 3) F.E.A.R and the expansion pack
 * 4) Mass Effect
 * 5) Over G fighters
 * 6) Army of Two
 * GTA 4
 * Project Origin
 * Halo: Chronicles
 * Halo Wars

The mis-adventures of Chief and Cortana
Episode 1

(Master Chief has just escaped Halo) Chief: Did anyone else make it? Cortana: Scanning, just dust and echoes, we're- Chief (interupting): Dust and Echos!? Quick, lets go back for them! Cortana: Er, chief, it was a figure of- Chief: Quick! I'll try contact Dust, you try get Echoes. (Chief runs over to a radio) Chief: Pvt. Dust do read? This is master chief, I have a ship, we can rescue you. (Cortana sighs) Marine 1: Yes! Oh thank god! Cortana: What!? Marnie 1: Please save me chief! Marine 2: Hurray for master chief! Cortana: I dont believe it Chief: Were goin back to the ring.

Episode 2

The Master Chief has landed on Halo, and has just evaced survivors from the first forerunner structure.

Cortana: This cave is not of natural formation, someone built it, so it mus- Chief: Wait what? Chief: What did you just say? Cortana: That this cave is not of natural formation Chief: Hahahhahha Cortana: Chief, whats so funny? Chief: No, no, nothing.... nothing at all! (Continues laughing) Chief: What gave it away? The fact the walls are made of metal? Marine: (Laughs) Cortana: Well im sorry, I just thought- Chief: Thought what? "Oh look, a metal hole in the wall, it must be natural" Marine: (Laughs harder) Cortana: Your having ago at me because of this? At least I dont insult you about whats real and whats not, remember 087? Kelly? How do you think she can run so fas- (Marine stares at the chief) Chief: Ok, um, lets get going

My Fannon is gone
Why? It was done by my acts, I recommend all to do the same, or at least, back up your files

You can still read Anau's Story here

You can also find Lachlan and Kelly's story there

Some win Videos
(Coming soon)