Prophet of Swag

The Prophet of Swag, born Craybae Can'Teven, was a Prophet of the Ministry of Bling. He first appeared in the achievement art for Back for More, and later appeared in "Canon Fauxder," a joke issue of "Canon Fodder" for April Fools' Day 2015. The Prophet of swag is known to own thirty diamond encrusted hold plate High charitys, all half the size of the real thing. Seventy-two San 'Shyuum Virgins, two platinum gravity chairs and his grill is made out of Mithril. He is completely and utterly canon.

Description
"Rising from humble beginnings as a lyrical scribe within the Ministry of Bling, San 'Shyuum prodigy Craybae Can’Teven soon found himself elevated to the title Prophet of Swag. Free from the trappings of a far more basic political persuasion, the Prophet of Swag was able to leverage his station to build a vivacious and vocal following who hung on every wild-waddled word. Craybae underpinned his philosophies with ancient late-20th century manuscripts that he assumed were of Forerunner origin, which included such wisdom as “The rejected stone is now the cornerstone. Sort of like the Master Builder when I make my way home.” Craybae's lyrical anthology "Back for More" was considered an unrivaled artistic achievement amongst the creative elite."

- GrimBrother One