User:Digipatd

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XBL Gamertag: MLG The Demon Email Address: Digipatd@Gmail.com

since I first joined Gamerfocus.

I have been reading a book called Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography. It talks about the V.F.D. and the Sebald Code, which the V.F.D. uses to communicate secretly.

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Welcome All!
'''RING! RING!! RING!!!''' That was to get your attention, did it work?

Okay! I'm ready now.

I'm new to the whole wiki editing thing, but I'll get the hang of it. EDIT: I believe I have the hang of it now, as you Can see from my signature. I know, it's awesome. Just get over it. Oh, and before I get sued, the whole "fade to black" thing belongs to RR. So go tell him he's awesome like that. Despite that, it still took skill to know how to use the fade effect.

My name is Bryan, but you can call me Digipatd if you want, the "t" is silent. Just say "Did" "Gee" "Pad", all together. I live in North Carolina of the United States, and I love Maruchan Ramen. I'll write more when I feel like it, GOSH! I figure I'll be back on soon. We'll find out, when "soon" comes around.

I feel like it now. I am fourteen (14), my birthday is September sixteenth. I forgot my locker code? over Spring Break, and it was really annoying. I had to go to the office and tell them what number my locker was, what my name was, etc. I will major in Computer Science so I can make my way to working for Bungie in 2010 when I go to Appalachian State University. My brother went there, and also majored in Computer Science, but that's not the reason. The reason, is because App. State is t3h H4X0R R0X0R. And people don't go on crazy gun-thirty-two-people-down rampages in Boone. "How are you going to follow that up?" you may say. You know what, I'm not. I'll just leave it at this: Bungie, expect me in 2014...

I'm going to start using italicized words instead of bold words. They're more subtle, which is what I'm going for. Bold just looks funny, like a whole different color. They stand out too much. Plus, I want to have nice paragraphs like the ones above, all throughout my user page. I think it looks really good.

PS: Billy Joel is t3h |-|4><0|2!! --Fir st S erg eant Dig ipa td ''(My Talk ) (My Adventures ) (Happy Birthday )

Hawaii
Anything is possible in Hawaii-Land, as long as "anything" is always defined as not being able to get a parking spot. Population: Too Much (Hint, hint.)

UK
Oll Korrekt. That's all I have to say to you Brits. Population: Too Few.

Greenland
Population: ZERO! Except those cool penguins in their little tuxedos.

Canada
Population: Ryan, and his six slaves.

Japan
Population: More little penguins. Wait, those are people? Oh well. They still look like naked penguins with tans.

USSR
You know how it goes. Cans open you with knives, bread eats you, televisions watch you. Population: Ryan's evil twin, and probably ProperRhombus.

Kenya
Population: Master Chief, and a sh*t load of dead Covenant.

In Soviet Russia, List Signs YOU!!
Pretty self explanatory. And signing this list guarantees that you will never grow an eleventh toe.

 Talk  Contributions 23:55, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) --Fir st S erg eant Dig ipa td <font color="#808080">''(<font color="#808080">My Talk ) (<font color="#808080">My Adventures ) (<font color="#808080">Happy Birthday )
 * 2) [[Image:Rank LtColonel.jpg|20px]] Running  Riot   Ryan [[Image:TitleImage.gif|126px]] wow Soviet things do every thing for you. First the car drives you and now the list signs you!!
 * 3)  Proper Rhombus   [ TROGDOR!!! ]
 * 4) Spartan G-23[[Image:A_11.png|30px]]Comm Channel[[Image:DesertBrigade WallPaper.jpg|30px]]Mission History
 * 5) Stryker 00:36, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 6) Badskill 20:51, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
 * 7) [[Image:Spartan with Sniper Rifle and Shotgun.jpg|50px]]  Blemo 

The Perfect Setting for Blood Gulch
If this is the universe I think it is, I live in the same time you probably do, unless I'm dead already and you are reading this sometime in the future. (Or is it the present for you?) Or maybe I'm from the future, and you are all already dead! Why?!!

Place
North Carolina, United States of America. Time zone GMT -05:00. There is nothing here. Unless you count me, and the street light. And the Dr. Pepper vending machine. Sounds like we could make a pretty flippin' sweet band together. Would the vending machine play drums? Definitely. Back to the topic... There are also two bases, made of grey. That's right. Made of the color Grey, and lots of pixels to hold the Grey together. And don't go to my town unless I invite you. You will be stabbed multiple times, just like the Coast Guard guys who made dock here.

Request
Do we have any artists at Halopedia? If so, it'd be cool if that person could make my band a reality. You know, draw me at electric, Dr. Pepper vending machine at drums, street light at... . Throw in anything else you want, like platypuses. Or groundhogs. And the band will be called Lüxzor (Luke Soar). It sounds awesome and German. And über-METAL!!!

To make "ü", hold Alt, and press 1, 2, 9. I know I'm more 1337 than you, tell me about it.

Time
The time now is 19:09 in military time. For anyone who can't do simple subtraction, that's about 7:09 PM. The date is Thursday, April 26th, 2007. Last Friday was Friday the 13th. I know, lucky me. Oh, and President Bush is still the President, surprisingly enough. Believe me, I know this. I'm talking to you, Ryan. The current console generation is as follows: Microsoft, Xbox 360; Nintendo, Wii, DS Lite; Sony, Playstation 3, Playstation Portable. The current operating system is Windows Vista from Microsoft.

PS: Microsoft.

People
Me, my dog, the vending machine. You know how it goes. Oh, and I don't go to school in the town I officially live in. I go to Manteo High School, and It's way better over there. I know people there. Ryan might know "EtH DeaDShoT". He goes to my school, a sophomore. I know another Sophomore, but that's a secret. "What secret?" you may ask, "Is it The Secret?" To that I only have this to say: oh, you know.

Looks like it's time for some Q & A!!!

FAQ's
I have the A, but no one's given me any Q's.

<font color="Green">Q: How can I get people to notice my signature and start going to my User page? <font color="Red">A: Make it look pretty. Use all kinds of colors, make the letters go up and down, that kind of thing. People nowadays are simple and will be attracted to that kind of stuff.

<font color="Green">Q: Why is the world quiet here? <font color="Red">A: I didn't realize it was a sad occasion.

<font color="Green">Q: Why is this a sad occasion? <font color="Red">A: Well little girl, have you been good to your mother?

<font color="Green">Q: The question is, has my mother been good to me? <font color="Red">A: The world is quiet here.

= Extra Stuff =

I could see a distinct difference between these sections and the ones above them.

Halo 2 Xbox Live
Firstly, my current gamertag is MLG The Demon. I was a level twenty five in Team Slayer, and I have never BXR, BXB, Double, or Quad Shot another player over Live. If you want me to, I will gladly do so, but you asked for it. It's a dumb idea not to have your XBL gamertag easy to find on the front of your User page, because it's annoying to be asked what it is repetitiously, and it's annoying to ask everyone what their gamertag is.

This One is Big.
I didn't even know it was possible.

We Become Silhouettes - The Postal Service
I've got a cupboard with cans of food, Filtered water, and pictures of you And I'm not coming out until this is all over And I'm looking through the glass Where the light bends at the cracks And I'm screaming at the top of my lungs Pretending the echoes belong to someone Someone I used to know

And we become silhouettes when our bodies finally go

I wanted to walk through the empty streets And feel something constant under my feet, But all the news reports recommended that I stay indoors Because the air outside will make Our cells divide at an alarming rate Until our shell simply cannot hold All our insides in, And that's when we'll explode (It won't be a pretty sight)

And we'll become silhouettes when our bodies finally go...

Halo 3 Nonsense
''So full of hate were our eyes that none of us could see. Our war would yield countless dead but never victory. So let us cast arms aside, like discard our wrath. Thou in faith will keep us safe, whilst we find the path. On and on shall old war go, without respite my blood will flow o’er your eyes ‘til they cannot see the impossibility of victory.''

Triple Wielding Energy Swords?
With Fuel Rod Cannons as the secondary fire?! Chicka-What?! They fire charged Plasma Pistol shots and have infinite ammo, too? It's the perfect n00b cannon!

Request
Could whoever is making that other request consider this one, too. That'd be sweet.

Games I Own
Look at the pictures. And don't tell me you're blind, you'd have to be able to see just to know there were even pictures in the first place. I didn't get Brothers in Arms over the weekend because I went to a Civil War reenactment on Sunday. And I got a f*cking Killtrocity when I got home!!! Of course, the game was "mysteriously" purged of all medals and such.

<GALLERY> Image:SplinterCell.jpg| Splinter Cell (and Pandora Tomorrow) Image:Halo Cover.jpg| Halo: Combat Evolved (4 copies) Image:Halo 2 cover.jpg| Halo 2 (and Limited Edition) Image:Multiplayer Map Pack.jpg| Halo 2 Multiplayer Map Pack (2 copies) Image:LegoStarWars.jpg| Lego Star Wars Image:LegoStarWarsII.jpg| Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy Image:StarWarsBattlefrontII.jpg| Star Wars Battlefront II Image:StarWarsKOTOR.jpg| Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Image:StarWarsObi-Wan.jpg| Star Wars: Obi-Wan Image:ArmedAndDangerous.jpg| Armed and Dangerous Image:BrothersInArms2.jpg| Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30 Image:Quake4.jpg| Quake 4 </GALLERY>

I understand that the game pictured is of Brothers in Arms: Pathed in Blood. That was the reasoning behind putting captions on all the images in the gallery. And if you're wondering why I own four copies of Halo, two of Halo 2, and two of Halo 2 Multiplayer Map Pack, look at the top-left corner of this page. I trust you will be able to scroll to the top of the page without too much trouble. If you don't have a mouse, I advise you to buy one, quit whatever ridiculous bet you're on, or to press F5. (If you can't scroll, how'd you get down here anyway?)

Signatures
Whoa. This section doesn't have any words in it, up until now!

Sig V1
Digipatd

Sufficient. I don't know why it shows up black, and I don't really care. If I fix it so it's blue again, consider this as notes, so I remember that this happened to me before. Of course I fix it in the same edit that I type this message. 'Twas a touch of destiny. Zealous oh my God. That sentence sounded really cool. Y etal. Booyah. Echt. It sound pretty dumb when you read it about six times, so don't. Read it once, then don't look at it again.

Sig V2
<font color="Black">HI <font color="Black">M  ''<font color="Maroon">(<font color="Maroon">HIM <font color="Maroon">The Great ) (<font color="Maroon">Happy Birthday )

A major improvement, but kinda long. What?! Gee, it sure looks like I did a great job in making my signature shorter! It's about twice the length it was when I made this. Live and Let Type. I just made that up. If you don't get it, you've obviously never listened to Paul McCartney and the Wings nor have you watched any Bond, James Bond movies. Poor, unfortunate soul.

Sig V3
''<font color="Black">Digi <font color="Black">patd  <font color="Black">(<font color="Black">HIM <font color="Black">The Great ) (<font color="Black">Happy Birthday )

Without color. This helps me manage all the higgledy-piggledy stuff in some other place.

Digi patd (HIM The Great) (Happy Birthday)

Without formatting. Just in case I mess everything up, I can go back to scratch. (Did the scratch hurt? It must have.) Alliteration shows up as misspelled on my browser. Silly browser.

Digipatd (My Talk) (My Adventures) (The History) (Happy Birthday)

Pure formatting. This is pretty pointless, but it's just so I can figure out exactly how everything works and what it does, and how it does it. Redundancy abounds!.

<font color="#D3D3D3">Gho <font color="#A9A9A9">st I <font color="#808080">nsi <font color="#000000">de the M <font color="#808080">ach <font color="#A9A9A9">ine <font color="#808080">''(<font color="#808080">Whisper through the Storm ) (<font color="#808080">My Journeys )

Relentless' old signature, without links. Sorry about any copyright or trademark laws I might be breaking, because I don't care, nor do I feel guilty about copying strings of code from one text box to the other.

<font color="#D3D3D3">Fir <font color="#A9A9A9">st S <font color="#808080">erg <font color="#000000">eant Dig <font color="#808080">ipa <font color="#A9A9A9">td <font color="#808080">''(<font color="#808080">My Talk ) (<font color="#808080">My Adventures )

A work in progress... Definitely closer to the next step. I'd like to take this moment to look back at how much my signature has changed since I first made HIM the Great. Pretty cool, eh? You know it.

-Blam!-
--<font color="#D3D3D3">Fir <font color="#A9A9A9">st S <font color="#808080">erg <font color="#000000">eant Dig <font color="#808080">ipa <font color="#A9A9A9">td <font color="#808080">''(<font color="#808080">My Talk ) (<font color="#808080">My Adventures ) (<font color="#808080">Happy Birthday )

And lo! it is done!

Public Library Computers
--<font color="#D3D3D3">Fir <font color="#A9A9A9">st S <font color="#808080">erg <font color="#000000">eant Dig <font color="#808080">ipa <font color="#A9A9A9">td <font color="#808080">1  <font color="#808080">''(<font color="#808080">My Talk ) (<font color="#808080">My Adventures ) (<font color="#808080">Happy Birthday )

Again!

-Blam!- V2
--<font color="#D3D3D3">Fir <font color="#A9A9A9">st S <font color="#808080">erg <font color="#000000">eant Dig <font color="#808080">ipa <font color="#A9A9A9">td <font color="#808080">''(<font color= "#808080">My Rate ) (<font color="#808080">My Talk ) (<font color="#808080">My Adventures ) (<font color="#808080">Happy Birthday )

Now with an added page!!!

Find Out How Far The Rabbit Hole Goes
W00t! there are five sections in this one!

Sig V4
<font color="Black">░▒▓ W00t! <font color="Black">░▒▓ W00t! <font color="Black">░▒▓ W00t! <font color="Black">░▒▓ W00t!

Promising.

<font color="Black">░▒▓ W00t! <font color="Black">░▒▓ W00t!  <font color="Black">░▒▓ W00t!  <font color="Black">░▒▓ W00t!

Now with closed HTML tags!!

Userboxes
I hate the shape of userboxes. They don't fit to anything! I may just get rid of all of them and tell about myself without being ridiculously lazy.

Lima Company Red Squad Emblems
Just pick one you want to use. It doesn't really matter what clan you're in.

<GALLERY> Image:Halo2emblem-01.ashx.jpg| Seventh Column Image:Halo2emblem-02.ashx.jpg| Bullseye Image:Halo2emblem-03.ashx.jpg| Phoenix Image:Halo2emblem-04.ashx.jpg| Jolly Roger Image:Halo2emblem-05.ashx.jpg| Double Crescent Image:Halo2emblem-06.ashx.jpg| Skull King Image:Halo2emblem-02.jpg| Sergeant Image:Halo2emblem-00.ashx.jpg| Valkyrie Image:Halo2emblem-08.ashx.jpg| Vortex Image:Halo2emblem-09.ashx.jpg| Champion Image:Halo2emblem-10.ashx.jpg| Spearhead Image:Halo2emblem-11.ashx.jpg| Delta Image:Halo2emblem-12.ashx.jpg| Subnova Image:Halo2emblem-13.ashx.jpg| Clubs Image:Halo2emblem-14.ashx.jpg| Cancel Image:Halo2emblem-15.ashx.jpg| Capsule </GALLERY>

"The World Is Quiet Here."

'''RING! RING!! RING!!!'''