User:Lovemuffin/Quote of the Day

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? If God gives you lemons, you find a new God. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. In case of fire, don't use elevator, use water. A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals. I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words... If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Thanks to Blemo for the idea!