User:SPARTAN-984/Arby 'n' the Chief

This is a complete guide to the action figure works of DigitalPh33r, including Master Chief Sucks At Halo and Arby 'n' the Chief.

Episode 1: Master Chief Sucks At Halo
A Master Chief figure comes to life and puts "Crackdown" inside Jon's Xbox 360 to play the Halo 3 Beta. As a usual standard for the series and future series *hint hint* he sucks at the game, having a later-referenced low kill/death ratio, with his deaths numbering far higher than hisn kills.

Episode 2: Master Chief Sucks At Halo 2
After watching Starry Night from Halo 3 which is interrupted by a TV show filmed before a live audience, Master Chief complains that Arby taped over his home videos and asks him if he wants to play H3 Beta. He agrees, but the beta is over. He attempts to drown himself inside the toilet, but when he fails, switches to Halo 2, and eventually is booted from the server. He then surfs online and checks Bungie.net, finding the H3 release date.....

Episode 3: Master Chief Sucks At Halo 3
After watching Believe which ends with him saying "I am Mastur Cheef ollllollollol" Master Chief plays H3 and sucks.... until he gets a lucky headshot. He then makes a montage of the episode, where Arbiter is the (sucky) cameraman.

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After a dream where Master Chief saves a few SPARTANs and recieves one million dollars and infinite girlfriends, MC is the same sucky Halo playing action figure. Eventually, MC meets the Arbiter, who is smarter than Chief.