User:Ryanngreenday

I am ryan j. nelson. I am an aries(people born between March 21-April 19). I am 14 and good at video games for the most part and it mostly takes me no more then an hour to master most of them. I love halo a lot and i want a x-box 360 for fable 2, brothers in arms 3, and the new halo games. The type of games I like the most are war games (prefer 1st person shooters)and in depth RPG games like zelda,fable,radiata stories.I see alot of mess ups on websites and books for halo and I keep talking to people about them so much that they get annoyed...very annoyed. I've been told by many people i look like the CSI Miami Investigator Lieutenant Horatio Caine (David Caruso) only younger and when I wear sun glasses. Some tv shows I like are tour of duty, bothe star gate shows, Cheers, WWE RAW, Family guy, the simpson's,futuramma, south park, the daily show with Joh Stewart, the colbert report with Stephen Colbert, celebrity death match, and most stuff about wars or aliens stuff like that.

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TOUR OF DUTY QUOTES

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: Well, well, well. Purcell, you look as clean as a Mississippi sheriff on election day.

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: Over here, you're either scared or crazy... Or dead.

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: What do you think is the difference between bravery and stupidity?

Lt. Myron Goldman: Same thing. Just depends on the timing.

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: Congratulations! You just discovered the way to deal with the army.

Dr. Jennifer Seymour: Which is?

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: Yell at 'em.

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: If you're a conscientious objector, why did you come here instead of prison?

Pvt. Francis 'Doc Hoc' Hockenbury: Didn't want to be some lifer's old lady.

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: You could've gone to Canada.

Pvt. Francis 'Doc Hoc' Hockenbury: Allergic to moose.

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: You didn't answer my question, soldier. Why did you come to Vietnam instead of prison or Canada?

Pvt. Francis 'Doc Hoc' Hockenbury: Well, because prison or Canada wouldn't have been positive experiences. Sgt. Zeke Anderson: Let me tell you something, out in the field, Charlie can be a very negative experience.

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Sgt. Zeke Anderson: Six confirmed kills. Lt. Myron Goldman: Really? Outstanding! NVA or VC?

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: Monkeys. They didn't say which side they were on. -- Pvt. Francis 'Doc Hoc' Hockenbury: I guess when I'm drunk I can make a little sense of it all. I just want to know what the hell happened to me.

Vietnamese hooker: You get boom-boom. That's what happend to you. - Sgt. Zeke Anderson: What's wrong, Taylor?

Pvt. Marcus Taylor: It's my leg, sarge. Sgt. Zeke Anderson: Your leg? You're sitting in a hole! How the hell'd you get shot in the leg?

Pvt. Marcus Taylor: That's the thing, I've been sitting here too long. I got the worst charlie horse I ever had.

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: You know what, Taylor? Every time I think I heard it all, all I gotta do is talk to you and realize that I ain't heard a damn thing yet.

Capt. Rusty Wallace: Where are you from, Lieutenant?

Lt. Myron Goldman: New York, sir. Queens.

Capt. Rusty Wallace: You don't sound like it.

Lt. Myron Goldman: Thank you, sir.

Capt. Rusty Wallace: Don't mention it.

Major Rigby: Yes, this village is going to be a hallmark of what Americans and Vietnamese can accomplish when they work together. It might ever rub out some of that cynicism of yours, Sergeant. Sgt. Zeke Anderson: I'm not cynical, sir. I'm just responsible for a lot of men who depend on me being realistic.

The colbert report quotes


 * On capital punishment: "I'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they wouldn't even have a religion if it wasn't for capital punishment."


 * I'm looking over your shoulder...but only because I've got your back."


 * "By the way: The E in E-Mail...stands for 'E-Mail'."


 * "Giving a fly glasses is like giving a bear nunchucks."


 * About Magnamorphs : "Half bear, half eagle, it's a beagle! And it's a grizzly so this is a Greagle! Oh, kill it, kill it!"


 * Until next time, sleep tight, America, in the knowledge that I'll be sleeping, too. Protecting you from the wolf-headed creature which haunts your dreams.


 * "Hey America. Nice ass!"


 * "And of course I don't go anywhere without my pet goldfish, Anthrax. I always tell security I'm carrying Anthrax. Yeah, sure I get a lot of guff about it, but it's a family name; I'm not changing it!"


 * "Plus...Stephen Colbert is cool!"

Stephen Colbert: ["Formidable Opponent:" Stephen Colbert debating with Stephen Colbert on charity] But, I could take care of my minimal needs and send the rest of the money to the poor.

Stephen Colbert: Okay, think about this: You could buy a $100,000 Mercedes S600, or you could buy a $10,000 pile of crap from Korea and give the left over 110,000 to...

Stephen Colbert: An orphanage?

Stephen Colbert: Whatever lets you sleep. One day, you go to check on your orphans. It's raining, and you don't have the benefits of that fine German engineering. You spin out of control. You're like a loose lawnmower blade. And what's that ahead? It's your orphans! They've come out into the street to thank you for your selfless gift.

Stephen Colbert: Get out of the street orphans!

Stephen Colbert: Oh, I forgot to mention: They're deaf.

Stephen Colbert: Noooooo!

Stephen Colbert: Yes. Yeah, tragedy. Tragedy all because you didn't care enough to make a difference for yourself.

Stephen Colbert: Wow. You've really opened my eyes, Stephen. Say, um, does it have to be a car?

Stephen Colbert: No, it could be a really sweet boat.

REd Vs Blue quotes

Voice on radio: Man, I hate this. This sucks. Caboose: It's Church!

Voice on radio: I just wanna lay around and do nothing.

Sarge: I think it's Grif!

Voice on radio: Right after I take this nice, warm, bubble-bath.

Sarge, Simmons: Donut.