Unggoy/Quotes

Halo: Combat Evolved

 * "Flare!"


 * "Oh, you no leave me!"


 * "We'll all get medals for this!"


 * "Who's the man?!"


 * "No. No more!!!"


 * "Me KILL IT!!"


 * "In da face!"


 * "Oh. I get his gun!!!!"


 * "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!"


 * "Here I go..."


 * "We win! WE WIN!!"


 * "Good." - When Master Chief's shields are down.


 * "Glory!!!"


 * "Get up so I can do that again!!!"


 * "Everybody duck!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade


 * "Alright!"


 * "Eat my Gruntiness, Demon!" - when in combat with the Chief


 * "Flee!"


 * "Die, devil!"


 * "Cover me."


 * "Do that again! Oh, I dare ya."


 * "Back off!"


 * "Here I found it! Help! Need Help!"


 * "Down in front!!" - When throwing a Grenade.


 * "Little people first!" - When running away.


 * "He's gone!" - When an Elite is killed.


 * "They got Elite! Run!" - When Elite is killed.


 * "Leader dead! Run away!"


 * "We are the Champions!! We are the Champions!" - Sung to the tune of the song, when Master Chief is killed.


 * "You think you soooo great!" - When Master Chief shields are down.


 * "Die mother f***er!" - On Legendary.


 * "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW" - When wounded with several shots.


 * Activates Plasma Grenade, then drops it on his own foot. Has time to say "$h1*"


 * "You're hist-" - Just before being shot.


 * "Why MEEEEE?!" - As it sees the Chief coming.


 * "Not MEE!" - As it runs away.


 * "You S.O.B.!" - When hit with a round that almost kills him.


 * "WOW!" - As he dies.


 * "He's gonna kill us all!" - As the Master Chief starts firing into a pack of Grunts.


 * "I hate you!" - As he sees the Master Chief.


 * "There you are!" - As it sees the Master Chief.


 * "Sorry!" - If the Grunt shot another ally.


 * "WHAT?!!" - When he discovers the Master Chief behind him or nearby.


 * "YIKES!" - When shot in the behind.


 * "He's on Elite!" - When Master Chief is attacking their leading Elite.


 * "Alright!" - Leaps up onto a Plasma Cannon.


 * "Get out of my face!"


 * "Grenade bad!"


 * "It wasn't ME!" - When a Grunt shoots one of his allies by accident.


 * "DIE!" - About Master Chief.


 * "Flee!" - Very high and plaintive.


 * "Don't shoot! DON'T SHOOT!!" - Might work if the Grunt wasn't himself shooting at the Master Chief.


 * "Nooohoho!!!" - When a Grunt is stuck with a Plasma Grenade, Flood Infection Form or Needler's needles.


 * "BURN!!" - When Grunt opens fire when Master Chief caught unaware, doesn't happen very often.


 * "Stoopid!" - Said when Grunt sees Master Chief for first time.


 * "You'll pay for that, man!" - When high ranking Elite or a Hunter is killed.


 * "Stop it! Stop It!" - When panicking and being harassed by small arms fire.


 * "Hurt you!" - When attacking an enemy of any kind.


 * "Aaah! Bad Cyborg!"-when injured


 * "Get it off! God it hurts! Nooooohohooo!" - When Flood Infection Form is on it.


 * "No, please, no!" - Heard when fighting with the Flood.


 * "It's.. it's that Cyborg!" - When the Chief appears.


 * "Get it off me! Get it off!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade, Needler's needles, or Flood Infection Form.


 * "They got the Elite! RUNNNN!"


 * "More here!" - Upon spotting Master Chief and/or Marines.


 * "What are you doing?!' - When a Covenant soldier betrays another.


 * "What are you thinking?" - Same as above.


 * "He was your friend!" - Same as above.


 * "Bad Cyborg!" - After having lost most of his allies due to the Chief's massacring.


 * Unbelieving "HUH?!?!" - As a grenade falls next to it.


 * "Can't find him!"


 * "Whoa - I'm outta here!" - When allies are shot


 * "I'm goin' in!"


 * "You can't hide from me!"


 * "Mmmm...Jackal stew.." Asleep in Assault on the Control Room, Corridor of sleeping Grunts


 * "Ooh, Aah, Get-it-off-er-MEE!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade, Needler's needles, or Flood Infection Form.


 * "Hey! No sleeping on the job!!" - when Master Chief kills all Elites in a certain area then hides for a while


 * "It burns!"- When shot by a plasma weapon.


 * "Kill you"


 * "Get out of my way!"-When the Unggoy is fleeing from you and there are several other Covenant around.


 * "Get up so I can do you again! And again! Again!" on Legendary, after killed the Chief; similar to the ODST's "Get up so I can kill you again!"


 * "He's everywhere!!" - When Master Chief runs circles around fleeing grunts and kills them


 * "Feet don't fail me now!" - When fleeing.


 * "Stop it!" - when player melees unsuspecting grunt in the back

Note: Some quotes are deleted because they were false.

Halo 2

 * "Lightning Jim runs fast!" (When running)


 * "LOSER!"


 * "Go other way!"


 * "Every Grunt for himself!"


 * "Bad Guys on the move!!!"


 * "Ha! He! He! Ha!!!"


 * "You think me too short to be Arbiter?"


 * "Please, no hurt! Me like Elites. Brutes stinky bad bad. Me stay here, make sure no Brutes come behind mighty Arbiter. Heh, heh... Eh?"- Cowardly Grunt in the level Uprising.


 * "Me have bad feeling about this."

"You always have bad feeling! You had bad feeling about morning food nipple!" - Two SpecOps Grunts in the level The Oracle.


 * "That right. Cower, coward!"


 * "Wish me could sleep with eyes open."


 * "KILLLLLL!"


 * "We make fire... sing songs?."


 * "Arbiter go first, ha ha."


 * "Is there a problem, sir."


 * "You no hide from me!"


 * "Arbiter, our savior! Stupid Jackal, say thank you!" - Grunt Major on Sacred Icon


 * "How come there never be Arbiter Grunt?"


 * "Me take off mask, smell better! But nooo, always have to fight on oxygen planet! How come never enemies breathe methane?"


 * "You hunt, me kill!"


 * "Come out so I can kill you!" - When he is the only Grunt alive.


 * "Aahh! Demon!"


 * "SHHH! Be very quiet. Me hunting Heretics..." - Sometimes heard on the level The Arbiter


 * "There, there."


 * "What want me do?"


 * "We go now, fight more?"


 * "Huhh?"


 * "You want toady? Me be good toady! Me have lots of practice!" - When the Grunt is stared at for sometime.


 * "SHEILA!" - Very rare even with IWHBYD. When you surprise a Grunt and your're in a Scorpion tank. A Red vs Blue reference.


 * "They got leader! Run!"


 * "That's just greedy!"


 * "The Demon is here!"


 * "Me no see him."-when you're hiding


 * Elite: "Grunt! Go peek."

Grunt: "Nuh-uh, you do."


 * "Enemy moving! Stay alert!"


 * "Leader dead!"


 * "Spoiler!"


 * "Leader dead! Run away!"


 * "He dead? Me run!"


 * "You big, big and dumb!"


 * "Helloooo-ooo?"-when you're hiding


 * "Ow-howow!"


 * "Stay hidden!"


 * "Eh? It dies?"


 * "Me suck lot less if had good gun, you know." - If you give him a less powerful weapon.


 * "Haha! Run, enemy! RUN!"


 * "We make good team."


 * "Blade!!" - When seeing an enemy with Energy Sword.


 * "Oh! Me could have stayed home!"


 * "Oh, it figures. Me waste ammo, you come long, take kill!"


 * "Together we kill them all!"


 * "Me live to serve." - When staring at him.


 * "That not right!"


 * "What you doing, Arbiter?" - When staring at him.


 * "Tell Mum I love her!"


 * "They got Elite! RUN!!"


 * "Why you hurt me?? I like human... eh?"


 * "Me not worthy." - When given a good weapon.


 * "You there?"


 * "Ah! Hurt!"


 * "Monkey!"


 * "Baboon!"


 * "Very bad thing!!!" - When Grenade lands nearby.


 * "We stand still much longer, we be on date!"-when you're not moving and are close to the Grunt


 * "Demon's helmet make GREAT backpack!" - after killing the Chief


 * "Not again!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade.


 * "What's wrong? You scared, Demon?" - Taunting the Master Chief


 * "What's the catch?" - when given a good weapon


 * "Wake up! Bad guys!"


 * "Loser."


 * "I'm outta here."


 * "Get it off of me!" - When stuck by Plasma Grenade.


 * "It looks like enemy."


 * Is there a.. problem, sir? - When you're the Arbiter and you stare at a Grunt.


 * Happy to be here!-when playing as the Arbiter


 * "Arbiter, tell me a story."


 * "Take off suit, get on knees! Then see who tough!"


 * "Can I have helmet?" - When the Master Chief is killed by Elites and Grunts together.


 * "Demon feel stupid when I kill it!" - When Master Chief shields are down."


 * "Ya lookin at me?"


 * "You already have one weapon!" - When swapping guns.


 * "Me still see you!" - When a Grunt spots you while playing as the Master Chief.


 * "Big scary thing run away! Please *snort* don't make me go back!" - Scared Grunt in the level -Sacred Icon.


 * "You have plan?"


 * "It die like all rest."


 * "It wasting ammo, but me no care. Ha ha!" - When killed.


 * "I'm little..But very, very angry!" - Playing as the Arbiter and staring at a Grunt.


 * "DIE!"


 * "Too close! Too close!"


 * "Bringer of death!"


 * "That's not fair!"-when given a bad weapon


 * "We are the champions!" - Grunts celebrating, sung to the tune


 * "Can't find him."


 * "Shoot you!"


 * "I smell him."


 * "Elite!!!"


 * "Idiot."


 * "That was Fred!"


 * "What are you doing?!"


 * "What were you thinking?!"


 * "Mighty one?"


 * "We make good team."


 * "Don't shoot me, Arbiter."


 * "Are you angry, Arbiter?"


 * "But Arbiter friend."


 * "Together we kill them all!"


 * "Baby, don't fail me now!" - When it's the last Grunt alive and Master Chief shields are down, holds grenade or other powerful weapon. Only higher ranked Grunts seem to say this.


 * "Yeesssssssss, master. Give me precious, my precious!". - When you give a Grunt a heavy weapon.


 * "I will love you, and pet you, and call you George." - when given a better weapon, referring to the weapon, not the Arbiter."


 * "Bad thing!" - When seeing enemy vehicles.


 * "Me want nap, you shoot." - When sleeping.


 * "Every Grunt for self!" - When asleep.


 * "Me so cute, you give me gun!" - When afraid.


 * "Got issue with me performance.. Prefer we have rational adult conversation!" - Hitting a Grunt while playing as the Arbiter.


 * "Must try to help."-when given a better weapon


 * "AAAAH! More bad.. things! Arbiter! Protect! Protect!" - When afraid of Sentinels, level Sacred Icon.


 * "We happy to be Gwunties." - When seeing the Arbiter.


 * "Me do something bad?"-when shot at


 * "No one see me now." - When engaging Active Camo.


 * "Move, move!"


 * "I'm invisible!" - When engaging Active Camo.


 * "What you think, me fodder?"-when given a bad weapon


 * "Where enemy?"


 * "Maybe me be sidekick, you know like Robin." - When the Arbiter is staring at him.


 * "No one can stop me!" - Said when given a Fuel Rod Cannon.


 * "Tricky, tricky!" - Engaging Active Camo.


 * "My thanks to the Arbiter." or "For me!?" - When given heavy weapon.


 * "Make fire, sing songs. Call it camp!" - When standing still on the Arbiter.


 * "Prophets no like, me no like!"


 * "Me do nothing wrong!" - When you injure a Grunt as the Arbiter.


 * "Come here, Arbiter!" - Heretic Grunt taunting.


 * "I always hated you Elites!" - Heretic Grunt teasing. SpecOps Grunts could say that to Heretic Elites on the same level.


 * "You Heretics vewy stinky!" - SpecOps Grunt teasing Heretics.


 * Elite: "Argh, the Demon!"

Grunt: "He's green?"


 * "After all me do for you!"-when given a worse weapon
 * "Chimp!" - Taunt when a Marine is hiding or out of line of sight.

Grunt : "Me cuter!"
 * Grunt : "Me so cute, you give me gun!"


 * "AAAAAH! Bad, bad Demon!"


 * "That`s not fair!"-when given a bad weapon


 * "You give 'cause me cute?" - When given Rocket Launcher on the level Uprising.


 * "Hey, where my gun go? Oh, right. Ha ha ha ha ha! Eeh?" - Engaging Active Camo.


 * "Hard to tell but me not female." - When staring at him as the Arbiter.


 * "Me being careful."-if given a worst weapon then he already had


 * "If OK with you, me need go take pee."-when idle


 * "Shhhh! Me hunting Hewatics". - Active Camo engaged.


 * "Not even Grunt want to join your kind! - SpecOps Grunt taunting Heretics.


 * "Me got dibs on Demon's boots."


 * "Came the wrong way..." - Upon seeing Plasma Grenades planted near them.


 * "God!!" - Upon seeing and understanding the amount of chaos that took place.


 * "Bastard."


 * "Sissy!"


 * "All is lost!!!"


 * "He slip out right under nose...that's impossible, me have great nose. My family has been bred for noses! And mine best!" - When you hide from a Grunt as the Master Chief, with the IWHBYD Skull active.


 * "But I only shot it once... Wait.. I shot it many many times, and killed many many enemies!" - IWHBYD probably needed.


 * "Something in the way he moves! That's right! Just like no other Arbiter!! Something in the way he moves me!" - Makes some ticking noises, staring at a Grunt after a battle as the Arbiter with IWHBYD Skull on.


 * "Look out!" - If being attacked or spots a Grenade.


 * "What?" - If stared at by Arbiter.


 * "Arbiter!? What are you doing!?" - If another Grunt is betrayed by Arbiter.


 * "Me hear that!" - Heretic Grunt, in response to **


 * "Present from Arbiter? Ooooo." - Give a Grunt Needler or Plasma Rifle).


 * "Heretic Boss! You see? You see?" - Watching running Sesa 'Refumee, shortly before Arbiter went to cut the cables holding up the Gas Mine, level The Oracle.


 * "See! Heretic! - Watching hologram of Sesa 'Refumee.


 * "Scared, Arbiter?" - Heretic Grunt.


 * "Me with you, Arbiter!"


 * "Stinky hairball!" - Taunting a Brute in the level Uprising


 * "Better than expected." - When staring at him.


 * "Oky-doky!" - When exchanging weapons.


 * "Me prefer Brutes!" - If the Arbiter gives a Grunt a bad weapon instead.


 * "Niiice Ride" - When the Arbiter pilots a Spectre.


 * "You already have one weapon!"-if you take its weapon


 * "You have plan?"


 * "Run, enemy! Ruuuuun!"


 * "A present from the arbiter, ooh" says when you give a good weapon to the Grunt then swap it back for his original weapon


 * "Can you change backpack"? sometimes says on the levels Oracle and The Arbiter.


 * "Off armor, get on top of me!" heard rarely on level Outskirts


 * "Thanks Mighty Arbiter!"-When Arbiter gives a Grunt a better weapon such as a Fuel Rod Gun.


 * "Thank."-when given a better weapon


 * "Could have been worse."


 * "That not me!"


 * "Me live, me happy!"


 * "Run Away!!!"


 * "Youch!!!"


 * "Yah-hah!!!"


 * "Me live to serve!"


 * "Better than expected!"


 * "We make good team!"-said to the Arbiter.


 * "Together we kill em all!!!"


 * "Wait...how this fair?"-when given a bad weapon


 * "But...Arbiter friend."-if you injure a grunt


 * "Mighty one?"-siad to Arbiter.


 * "OW!!!!!"


 * "Yah-Gah!"-normally heard in death.


 * "What next, nap?"


 * "How about we both take nap?"


 * "Need...To...Change...Backpack."


 * "What Arbiter?"


 * "Ya looking at me?"


 * "You have plan?"


 * "Not sleeply at all!"


 * "Is Problem?"


 * "Ummmmmmmmmm,what?"


 * "Mighty one?"


 * "Don't worry me awake!"


 * "Is there a problem?"


 * "Ummm, we go now, fight more."


 * whining noises, "Arbiter", more whining noises."-when given a bad weapon


 * "Above Us!"


 * "What they look like?"


 * "Mwa-ha-ha-ha!"


 * "Not here!"


 * "More Covenant!"


 * "Me awake!,Me Awake!"


 * "Prophets be proud,huh?"-when it kills a lot of enemies


 * "Me do something bad?"


 * "That NOT me!"-when the Grunt kills another ally by mistake


 * "Must...Not...Fall...Asleep."


 * "No want to die!"


 * "Ugh!"


 * "Yee!"


 * "That easy!"


 * "Me minding my own business!"


 * "Sure, sure, you the boss."-when given a bad weapon


 * "Why do that?"-if Arbiter injures a Grunt


 * "You the boss."


 * "You no hurt me."


 * "What you doing Arbiter!?"


 * "What me do Arbiter!?"


 * "Same team!"


 * "On your side!!"


 * "Me faithful servant."


 * "But, Arbiter friend."


 * "Not me!"


 * "Careful!"


 * "That not right!"


 * "Not nice Mighty One!"-if you injure the Unggoy


 * "Why you do that?"


 * "That not Good."


 * "Thought you friend."


 * "STOP!"-if you injure the Unggoy


 * "What Arbiter?"


 * "Stop it,Arbiter!"


 * "Desist!"


 * "Quit it!"


 * "OW-OW!"


 * "Blarg!"(death)


 * "Bad friend!"


 * "Why?!"


 * "More Enemy!"


 * "There something wrong?"


 * "Ahh ha-ha Ahh!"


 * "LOOK OUT!!!"


 * "Me see too."


 * "Bad Guy!"


 * "Let none escape!"


 * "Yuh-Gah!"


 * "Where he go?"


 * "Maybe, me be sidekick, you know...like Robin." (IWHBYD Needed)


 * "Present? From Arbiter? OOOoooh!!"


 * "Blegh-degahahahahaghh!!!" (Grunt death by Energy Sword or Needler)


 * "Wake up, bad guys!"


 * "I'm invisible"


 * "OWIE!!!!"


 * "mmmmmgghhhhhh!" -when mad


 * "Me see enemy!"


 * "Wo ho hae he"


 * "Let's go!"


 * "Ready?"


 * "Da-Da-Da-Da-Dum"


 * "Wee wee weee weeeeee"


 * "Fun,Do again"


 * "Hey come out and fight!"


 * "Gutless."


 * "Sissy!"


 * "Uh...we go now, fight more?"


 * "What wrong, you scared?"-if you remain away from the enemy for a long time


 * "Ahhhhhhhhhh, DEMON!"


 * "The demon is dead!"


 * "Erhh, it wasn't me!" If accidentally kills a higher Covenant (such as an Elite)


 * "Oww! Me have big bruise there, you know!" If fired upon by enemy/ally.


 * "That isn't funny!" If fired upon by Arbiter.


 * "If want get attention, just tap backpack" If you wound him when playing as the Arbiter.


 * "Arbiter kill us all! Hahahohoho!" When your allies turn against you when playing as the Arbiter.


 * "You no hide from me!!"


 * "Me forever in your debt." When you give him a higher strength weapon.


 * "Turret mine" if it finds open turret


 * "Friend" says when Arbiter betrays allies


 * "D'oh!" In reference to Homer Simpson


 * "I get the Helmet!" If a Grunt kills the Chief.


 * Sobbing- After his fellow grunt gets killed(or elite)


 * "Suck it, Heretic"!
 * "Whats the Catch?"When given a good weapon

Halo 3

 * "Here's one for your mama!"


 * "Time to open up a can of whoop ass!"


 * "Look at his gloves!,he'll crush us with those!"


 * "Come out Come out,wherever you are!"


 * "I'm going to Spank myself a Demon!"


 * " I tought I would never fight the Demon!


 * "I tought I would never find the Demon!"


 * "NO NO NO!!!"


 * Grunt 1: "I will miss you!" Grunt 2:"I will too...I guess."


 * "He still weilds the Hammer!"


 * "He's got a Hammer!"


 * "We have to stop the Demon!"


 * "My buddie's gone!"-when a fellow Grunt is dead.


 * "The Demon's going to get me!"


 * "Scatter!"


 * "Now they're using a Ghost!"


 * "I bet I can stick it!"


 * "Please don't kill me!"


 * "Leader dead Flee!"


 * "I'll get ya ,you BIG BULLYING JERK!"


 * "Time to die,Demon!"


 * "This is the end for me!"


 * "Feet don't fail me now!" - When last one left alive.


 * "KIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!" - When in combat.


 * "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" - When blasted in the air by a Grenade.


 * "Take away its girl, and it turns into a bitch!"


 * "Here, I'll help" - When throwing a Grenade.


 * "Hooray!" - When the Master Chief is dead.


 * "Someone help, I'm fighting Demon!" - When a Grunt is fighting the Master Chief.


 * "Run away!" - Same as above.


 * "Die!" - Same as above.


 * "Owowowowowowow!" - When shot.


 * "Stupid bully!" - When a Grunt is fighting the Master Chief.


 * "Uh-oh, Grenade!"


 * "Move up!"


 * "I'll help."


 * "He killed my brother!"


 * "Flare! Move!"


 * "You sick bastard!"


 * "It's safe to come out, this is... Sergeant Humanoid. Uhh....Yeah" - When hiding.


 * "You killed my best friend!"


 * "Disaster" - This may be said when a lot of Grunts or Brutes are getting killed.


 * "You killed my friends!" - When you kill lots of Grunts.


 * "He was my nipple mate!" - when nearby Grunt is killed


 * "Arbiter, you've just been spanked!" - When the Arbiter is killed.


 * "They....killed them...Those monsters!" - When you killed all Grunts in the area.


 * "It's a nightmarree!" - If you kill a lot of enemies.


 * "Run for our lives, we're leaderless!" - If you kill their leader.


 * "Bad guy!"


 * "You're going down, big guy!"


 * "Oh no, he's here." - When one sees you.


 * "Oh no."


 * "What are you doing?!" - If Brute sticks Grunt with grenade and then throws him at the player.


 * "He killed Yayap!" - If another Grunt is killed by you.


 * "What will I do without him?" - When one Grunt finds a dead Grunt, but is not attacking the player.


 * "I wish I was back at the nipple!" - When running away from the Master Chief.


 * "It's the Demon! He's going to tear off my arms and use them as Maracas!"


 * "You giant bullying MONSTER!!!!!!!!" - Usually as a Grunt goes Kamikaze.


 * "I bet I can stick it!" - Said by a Suicidal Grunt when he charges at a player with dual armed Plasma Grenades.


 * "Enjoy my bright. Blue. Balls!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.


 * "My light, guides the Journey!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze


 * "Faith and devotion!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.


 * "Witness my belief!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.


 * "Follow the light, brothers!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.


 * "Help me! Stick you!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.


 * "I get his boots." - When you die.


 * "Let me live!" - When running away.


 * "Can I have his helmet? Brute master make Ultra." - Random.


 * "I'm gonna eat your liver on a cracker!"


 * "Now he's invisible!" - When he cannot see where you are attacking from.


 * "This is doom of biblical proportions!" - When you kill a lot of enemies.


 * "Oh Jesus!" - When a Grunt sees you.


 * "It's time for the Grunty Punishment!"


 * "He was my friend...." - When nearby Grunt is killed


 * "The Germans are coming! I mean, the Arbiter’s coming!"


 * "Ding Dong! The Demon's dead!" - When you get killed.


 * "I was wrong to shoot you, I see that now!"


 * "Man, every time we play a hide and seek game where you're suppose to hide, theres no point in you hiding, because I like always know where exactly you are. Its like go hide, and I already know where you're gonna go!"


 * "No my sweet sweet prince like George, don't die..."


 * "Hey, maybe we should stick our heads out!" - More than one Grunt camping in a Bubble Shield.


 * "He killed Jub Jub!" (This could refer to the fact that in Star Wars Battlefront, creating a profile called Jub Jub will cause everyone to be short and stubby, like a Grunt.)


 * "In the brochure it said this would be fun!"


 * "Oh, this sucks. I'm going north!"


 * "How can something so big hide for so long?" - When hiding.

Grunt.
 * "No! You killed George! We went to college together; he was on my team!" - After killing another


 * "Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.


 * "You killed Flip-Yap! Or Yap-Flip was he? It was Yap-Flip..no, Flip-Yap was his brother! DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW FLIP-YAP!! FLIP-YAP AND I WENT TO NIPPLE ACADEMY TOGETHER, and now he's dead!" - After killing another Grunt (Only with IWHBYD skull active).


 * "Hey, Demon! The jerk store called and they're all out of you. Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, unnhh! Okay look, you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt, I'll be the bomb. I'll polish your boots, I'll polish your helmet. It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!" - Final Grunt.


 * "I knew I should have taken that leadership class."


 * "Green armour - good camouflage. Shiny green armour - not so good!"


 * "Catch!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.


 * "Ooh, ooh! I got dibs on his chestplate!" - After you die.


 * "Demon, you big bully!!"


 * "Flare!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.


 * "We suck together, we fight together!"


 * "The Demon will kill us all!!" - When you killed several Grunts.


 * "My Grunty claws will pinch!!"


 * "You killed Poon-Flip, the Flippiest Poon I ever knew."


 * "The Demon alive? That's a bad thing."


 * "Stop MOLESTING me!!"


 * "It's the Germans!! Oops, I mean the Arbiter." - When they see the Arbiter at some point.


 * "Please....don't kill me...."


 * "We killed the Traitor!!" - When the Arbiter is killed by Grunts.


 * "Arbiter, NO!!" - When the Arbiter is about to kill the Grunt.


 * "They killed him too!!" - Usually when the Brute of the Grunt's squad is dead.


 * "What the?" - When the Grunt is rudely awoken.


 * "Oh man, he's OK! Ruunn!!" - Upon discovering that the Master Chief or any of the other characters are fine.


 * "What a world!" - IWHBYD Skull needed.


 * "Oh my God!!! Look at his gloves! He's going to strangle us all!!" - Rare, IWHBYD needed.


 * "I didn't sign up for THIS!!"


 * "We're leaderless, RUN AWAY!"


 * "Bring it, ugly!!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.


 * "Open up and say 'Aaah..'!"


 * "I found the Arbiter!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter.


 * "I kill you, tough guy.."


 * "Commander's dead. Flee, please!" - When the Brute in command is dead.


 * "This one's for your momma!" - Throwing a Grenade.


 * "Plasma throw!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.


 * "Eat this, you jerk!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.


 * "You mother..." - Rarely heard. When seeing another Grunt killed in battle.


 * "Rukt's Fist, Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.


 * "Rukt..." - When sleeping.


 * "Fist of Rukt." - When sleeping.


 * "Heres some candy!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.


 * "Open up and say 'Ah'!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.


 * "Get that guy!"


 * "Not me!" - Wishing he doesn't get killed upon seeing the Arbiter or the Master Chief wreaking havoc on his allies.


 * "I will miss you, sharer of my gas." - When another Grunt is killed.


 * "Look at him!" - Laughing a little, when your shields are down yet you still charge at the Grunts.


 * "I didn't order the Demon on the Menu!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.


 * "Die, Heretic!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter, and oddly, the Master Chief as well.


 * "Please don't kill me, I won't tell the Prophet!!"


 * "He's raping me!" - If a body falls on it, such as being thrown from a Grenade detonation.


 * "Ahhh! Get it off of me!" - The same as above.


 * "This one's for your mother!" - When throwing a Grenade, with IWHBYD on.


 * "The Demon is gonna eat me!!!" - When a Grunt is scared and running from the Master Chief.


 * "Meaty pus bag!" - When you are slaughtering the Grunts.


 * "How many times have you seen a Grunt go looking for the enemy and NOT get killed?" - IWHBYD skull possibly needed.


 * "The Demon! RUN AWAAAAY! Oh wait, it's the Arbiter."


 * "Arbiter and Demon!"


 * "I'm SORRY about what happened to your planet!" - When about to be killed by the Master Chief.


 * "How about me be on your side, and you no kill me. Deal?"


 * "The Prophets made me do it!" - Begging mercy.


 * "But I'm just following orders!" - Rare, IWHBYD may be needed.


 * "Suck it, Demon!" Then sometimes follows "Open up and say 'Ah'!" Or other way around also "Demon Flare!"


 * "Oh my God, he killed them all, RUN!"


 * "What now, Demon?" - After the Master Chief dies.


 * "My dragon claws will pinch!"


 * "Holy flare to light the Great Journey!"


 * "Nipple mate, you jerk!!!" - When fellow Grunt is killed.


 * "If you let me live, I'll find your girlfriend! As sappy as that quest might be, I will find your girlfriend!" - About Cortana, when being followed by the Master Chief.


 * "It's not fair!" - When seeing fellow Grunts die.


 * "Me SpecOps! Me take Demon down, haha!" - When a SpecOps Grunt spots the Master Chief.


 * "Well, I guess it's one on one... Do you accept forfeits?? Please?!?" - Last Grunt alive.


 * "AYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA, OHHHHHHHH, YAAAAAAHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" - Kamikaze Grunt.


 * "He led us to die!!! F***ing monkey!" - To the dead Brute.


 * "Such a sucky race, me eat! It will set aside food nip for a while!" - To the dead Jackal.


 * "Bow chicka, wow wow! To you, human." - When a Grunt sees a Female Marine. A Red vs Blue reference.


 * "The Arbiter's a penis!" - When the Arbiter dies, IWHBYD Skull needed.


 * "You've killed my brother for the last time!" - When you kill random Grunt.


 * "He was my best friend, what am I gonna do without him?"


 * "They'll reward me for your head demon!"


 * "If the Demon gets us he'll rip out our skulls and take our backpacks"-Rare IWHBYD probably required.


 * "F**k you!" -When sees Master Chief. Needs IWHBYD


 * "Did you watch that new Youtube Poop?"-Very Rare, IWHBYD skull needed.


 * "The Prophets are gonna love this!" -When Master Chief or the Arbiter is killed.


 * "We destroyed the Arbiter!" -When the Arbiter is killed.


 * "It Bleeds? WE WIN!"-Rare, IWHBYD skull possibly needed.


 * "Enemy, there over there!"-Upon seeing any sorts of enemy.


 * "I call his gun!"-Rare


 * "I'm a killing machine" - When single Grunt kills both Master Chief and Arbiter (IWHBYD not required)


 * "Think of what me and my nipple mate did behind that rock....." Rare


 * "I hope the great journey has nipples...." A Grunt about to be killed.


 * "Nothing but teats and tedium, they said..." when Master Chief is seen


 * "What a world!" - when running away.


 * "For the Covenant!"


 * "Enemy is advancing."


 * "Together, as we share our gas!"

Rare sayings.
 * "For the nipple!" - when throwing a plasma grenade or attacking.

The I Would Have Been Your Daddy Skull is helpful to hear these rarer quotes, while a few require the "I Would Have Been Your Daddy". Note: the rarer quotes may not all be marked as such.
 * "What IS that?!" When he spots a Pure Form on The Covenant, might need IWHBYD.


 * "He killed Flabjab!"


 * "It's safe to come out! This is sergent...Smith...sengensen."


 * "But...I don't WANNA die!"


 * "Merry Christmas" -sleeping grunt.


 * "Stupid brutes, telling us to listen to the stupid prophets, about some stupid journey with the stupid gods and the stupid demons"- on the covenant, near the end when grunt sees the flood coming.


 * "Hurray, he's dead! Run!"- after killing brute leader


 * "He's got a big whacking stick, and he's whacking it."- if carrying a Gravity Hammer, IWHBYD required


 * "It's the mighty Fist of Rukt!"- same as above


 * "Demon, this is all just a big misunderstanding."- rare, IWHBYD required


 * "Quick, apologize!" -When being charged by the Master Chief, rare


 * "Oh no, He's got the Fist of Rukt!!"


 * "We'll get you, Demon, we have NEW commanders now! Our old ones were really mean but these new ones are actually pretty nice!" (That's as close as I can remember)


 * "The Brutes! The BRUTES made us do it!"


 * "This is a BIBLICAL kind of doom!"


 * "This game isn't fun."


 * "I don't like this game."


 * "I'm gonna tear out your intestines and wear 'em as a necklace!"


 * "Have pity Demon."


 * "I'm gonna eat your liver on a cracker!"


 * "I'll investigate! Someone get me one of those Sherlock Holmes hats! With a pipe!"


 * "I'll cross my fingers and...Oh, crap! I don't have enough fingers!"


 * "It's a nightmare!" -When you're killing loads of Grunts


 * "You let me live I'll find your girlfriend, as sucky as that quest would be, I would go and find your girlfriend."


 * "Well this sucks, I'm going north."


 * "I not know how to quit you!" -When a Grunt gets stuck by a plasma grenade by another Grunt.


 * "Demon at twelve 'clock... anyone have a watch? -When Master Chief is directly in from of the Grunt, IWHBYD needed.

Note: Number could refer to the fact that in Star Wars Battlefront, creating a profile called Jub Jub will cause everyone to be short and stubby, like a Grunt.


 * "He's getting up!!" -When the Arbiter is killed but comes back to life on single player campaign.


 * "Charge, backwards!"


 * "Please, be my guest. Take my gas." (best I can remember)


 * "I'll polish your boots."


 * "The demon approaches."


 * "Don't kill me! Look, I'll ask a Prophet! They might make a space for you on the Great Journey!"


 * "You BIG BULLYING MONSTER!!! when you kill surrounding Grunts near another.


 * "Walk the path brother. I...I will follow." - heard when a fellow Grunt is killed.


 * "It's a nightmare!"


 * "Clear the way!"


 * "For the Prophets!"


 * "Ready...DIE!!!"


 * "Please enjoy my fresh bright blue balls!!!"-when kamikaze.


 * "Witness my belief!"


 * "On my way!"


 * "Meaty Pus Bags!"-when mad at Chief or Marines.


 * "Catastrophe!"


 * "Get Down!"


 * "I think I just wet myself!"


 * "Oh turds, here he is!"


 * "Well this sucks,I'm going north!"


 * "Get Some!"


 * "I'm Leaving!!!"


 * "We're Doomed!"


 * "Oh Dear No!"


 * "Now i got ya!"


 * "I will take you down!"


 * "We can team up and take you down!"


 * "Ding Dong the Demon's dead."


 * "Don't provoke the Demon."


 * "I just wet myself."


 * "No Great Journey for you Demon."


 * "Should we come out of cover, what if he's still there?"


 * "You're only human."


 * "Demon, you are weak."


 * "Eat it Demon."


 * "This is the end for me."


 * "Fist of Rukt."-while sleeping.


 * "Merry Christmas!"-when sleeping.


 * "Rukt...Fist"-while sleeping.


 * "Ok, Ok, I'll share the nipple ok.


 * "Why did they stop shooting?"


 * "What the?"


 * "Monster!"


 * "My dragon claws will pinch!"


 * "I killed the Demon!" - When a Grunt kills Master Chief.


 * "I'll get ya, ya big bully!"


 * "Ok,bring up the Fist of Rukt!"


 * "Can no one kill the Demon!?"


 * "You're only human!!!"


 * "He's found me!"


 * "Game Over!"


 * "Ok Ok, I'll share the nipple!"


 * "Charge!...Backwards!!"


 * "Suffer Heretic!"


 * "Here's some candy!"-when throwing a grenade.


 * "No...No...No!!!!"-when a fellow Grunt is killed.


 * "You killed Yapap!"


 * "I have methane, you want?" With IWHBYD skull on.


 * "I wanna go home."


 * "You like that one Demon!? Huh!? Do you like that!?"-Grunt after killing or sticking Master Chief,rare


 * "Ready to go out there?" "what if hes still there?" Grunts in hiding


 * "Zombie!"-Upon seeing dead player again after respawn-IWHBYD possibly needed


 * "Stupid Sasquatch! He's killed us all!- referring to a dead Brute.


 * "I have methane, you want?" IWHBYD is needed.


 * "Stop molesting me" Rare, IWHBYD is needed, happens when you shoot a Grunt that is running away


 * "He wont be able to withstand the power of a Grunt!" when charging at a Grunt who is firing at you


 * "FLARES FOREVER!"


 * "BIG BULLY!"


 * "I'm Bleeding!" - When injured


 * "Show pity Demon!"


 * "You know at this point, if the Demon gets us, shoots out our little skulls, and takes our backpacks, and humps us with his big, demony, butt, we deserve it."


 * "Thanks to you Arbiter my family can't get enough gas, enough nipple" IWHBYD is needed. Rare.


 * "Oh yay! He miraculously revived!" - upon seeing the Arbiter recover after being knocked out in single player.


 * "Oh, i think i crapped myself..." rare


 * "Wait, take my gas! Take my gas!"


 * Let me live!-when running away, IWHBYD possibly needed.


 * "This is a biblical cause of doom!" Said when he sees Master Chief, IWHBYD needed
 * "Demon flare" when you throw a grenade


 * "I'll chase him and I'll catch him and then I won't know what to do."