User:RelentlessRecusant/About Me

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Questions About Me?
Hello!

Firstly, if you need any help at all, whether technical regarding Wikia coding, informational regarding Halo information (especially starships), or anything, or you just wanna chillax, please see me at my talk page. All questions pertaining to me or Halopedia go there. More private questions or communications can go to my email, at alpha_217@verizon.net.

Secondly, my name is RelentlessRecusant. Once you've joined the "R-R homie club", you're free to call me "Relentless", "R-R", "RR", "R2", "R2", or anything like that. Or else, you can also refer to me as "sir" or "sire" or "Mr. Sir". No, I don't like the names "shithole" or "jackass". No, I don't like vandalism. Yes, I've read and seen Holes.

However, I've had many names throughout the millenia, but some of you humans would probably refer to me as Helen. That's right. You read it. Oh, and what the hell's up with me being addressed as "sir" and also as "Helen"? Twisted, bad, and old joke, don't ask. To assure your rather incontrovertibly perplexed minds, no I'm not transsexual, and I'm not gay. I'm a guy. =D

On a more serious note, I've also been called RelentlessRogue, 49 Proximal Secant, TRU7H, v-tachycardia, and My Girlfriend is Helen. Why all the alibis? Is so that when the authorities catch me, I just slip away into another username...hehe...? =D
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