User:Mouse among men/IRC Awesomeness/DoOHL


 * Churchreborn [n=ChurchRe@66-53-122-14.stkn.mdsg-pacwest.com] has joined #halopedia

 GPT: I love you. Marry me.

 ...

 Churchreborn: Yø

 Uh..

 Churchreborn, this is not what it looks like.


 * Mouse_among_Men pulls out 1000 carat ring

 Mouse, stop.


 * Churchreborn thinks she came in at the wrong time...

 GPT: Oh, but it is!

 no really, stop.


 * Tesfan [n=chatzill@CPE-76-84-12-144.neb.res.rr.com] has joined #Halopedia


 * Mouse_among_Men just had his heart broken.

 WWAAAAHHHHHH!


 * GPT laughs cruelly

 I give you love and love and THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!?!?!?

 Oh, Churchreborn, I know I can depend on you, right?

.

 Hellz no.

 ^_^

 Tesfan: Will you hold me and comfort me?

 no, he won't. =P


 * Tesfan holds me and comforts Mouse


 * Mouse_among_Men murders everyone in #halopedia.

<Tesfan> Just to spite GPT ;)

<GPT> Churchreborn: you phrased that so eloquently... it was beautiful. will you marry me?

<Mouse_among_Men> Wait


 * GPT spites Tesfan


 * Mouse_among_Men unmurders Tesfan

<Tesfan> XD


 * GPT spits on Tesfan

<Mouse_among_Men> IF I CAN'T HAVE GPT, NO ONE CAN!

<Tesfan> xD

<GPT> liar.


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<Mouse_among_Men> Tesfan: Marry me and we can run to a faroff land full of ponies and rainbows! Oh, we'll make our own kingdom, and we'll have so many heirs!

<Mouse_among_Men> Warpath: Yø

<Tesfan> XD

<Warpath> O_O

<GPT> Warpath: sorry for the gaity...

<GPT> quite beyond my control.

<Churchreborn> XD

<Mouse_among_Men> Oh, I know XD is just your way of saying yes. THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!

<Churchreborn> Omg. My dog just ran off with my bag of popcorn. O_o


 * GPT joins Church's dog in saying "rarf" and eating popcorn while watching
 * 1) halopedia being weird

<Mouse_among_Men> Churchreborn: Your dog cheated on you for popcorn? You were dating your dog? YOU BEASTIALITY SUPPORTER!

<Churchreborn> Uh..

<GPT> Mouse... no.

<Mouse_among_Men> GPT: Foxtrot Oscar Tango Echo Yankee Oscar Uniform

<GPT> stop.

<Mouse_among_Men> Stop in the name of love!

<GPT> no, just "stop".


 * Mouse_among_Men shall not.

<Mouse_among_Men> Rather, I shall stop in the name of love!


 * SPARTAN-077 [n=d1517bb6@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-a03cded0eea00b2c] has joined #halopedia

<SPARTAN-077> Greetings, darn, my computer is slow today

<GPT> rar

<GPT> your computer? or Halopedia?


 * SPARTAN-077 shrugs

<Mouse_among_Men> SPARTAN-077: Good news! Tesfan is my fianceé!

<GPT> Wikia's servers are being crappy today, if it's just Halopedia...

<SPARTAN-077> Well...Halo Fanon was being slow also.

<GPT> Halofanon is part of Wikia.

<SPARTAN-077> Mouse: Good to know

<Mouse_among_Men> SPARTAN-077: Will you be the best man?

<SPARTAN-077> of course!

<Mouse_among_Men> THANK YOU JESUS!

<Mouse_among_Men> Churchreborn: Will you be the preacher?

<SPARTAN-077> LOL!

<Churchreborn> Hellz no again.

<Mouse_among_Men> BEGONE, SHE-DEVIL!

<Tesfan> XD

<SPARTAN-077> Today! We are gathered to celebrate the Blessed Sacrament of Matrimony between this couple! If you have objections, speak now, or forever hold your peace.

<Mouse_among_Men> Tessy-poo, you're back! Where were you, my love? I had thought that something HORRIBLE happened to you!


 * Tesfan left #Halopedia ["Ack."]


 * Mouse_among_Men whistles "Here Comes the Bride".l

<Mouse_among_Men> ¡¡¡ON


 * Tesfan [n=chatzill@CPE-76-84-12-144.neb.res.rr.com] has joined #Halopedia

<Mouse_among_Men> NO

<Tesfan> xD

<SPARTAN-077> wb

<Mouse_among_Men> TESSY! COME BACK, SWEETIE!

<SPARTAN-077> *Unidentified shooters do a driveby at the wedding*

<Mouse_among_Men> RUN

<Tesfan> LOL. XD


 * Mouse_among_Men plays Rihanna's Shut Up and Drive.

<Mouse_among_Men> Oh, baby, this is our song!


 * SPARTAN-077 takes the mask off one of the shooters, its....

<Tesfan> It is!

<Tesfan> (I'm kinda having an affiar)

<Tesfan> I Love this song!

<Mouse_among_Men> VAT!

<Mouse_among_Men> Tesfan: BUT I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR BABY!

<Mouse_among_Men> I WANTED IT TO BE A SUPRISE ON THE HONEYMOON!

<Tesfan> What? I thought you were a GUY?

<Mouse_among_Men> THAT WAS ALSO GOING TO BE A SURPRISE!

<SPARTAN-077> LOL

<Tesfan> I WILL HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR MAN_CHILD!

<SPARTAN-077> LOLx2

<Mouse_among_Men> YES YOU WILL!

<Tesfan> NO I WON'T!


 * Tesfan runs

<Churchreborn> Weird.


 * Mouse_among_Men MURDERS TESFAN

<SPARTAN-077> slightly....but funny all the same


 * Tesfan IS DEAD

<Mouse_among_Men> w00T


 * Churchreborn is reminded of those Lifetime movies her mom watches.


 * Mouse_among_Men teabags Tesfan in real life.

<Mouse_among_Men> THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE MISSING!

<Tesfan> NOT THE TEABAG!


 * SPARTAN-077 drinks some tea and watches


 * Mouse_among_Men PAUSES THE WORLD TO DO LAUNDRY

<Mouse_among_Men> DONE WITH LAUNDRY


 * SPARTAN-077 turns off the Caps Lock on Tes's and Mouse's keyboards

<Tesfan> noooooo

<Tesfan> why u do dis?

<Tesfan> i has no caps lock

<Tesfan> i can't even do xd =(


 * Mouse_among_Men FIGURES OUT RR IS TESFAN'S AFFAIR PARTNER AND TORTURES RR TO DEATH.


 * SPARTAN-077 grimaces at the mess on the floor

<Tesfan> how did jou know???????????

<SPARTAN-077> G2G, I'll be back in a small while

<Mouse_among_Men> BECAUSE J00 JUST TOLD MEH!!!!!!!!!!


 * SPARTAN-077 [n=d1517bb6@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-a03cded0eea00b2c] has quit [Remote closed the connection]

<Tesfan> oh sno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * Mouse_among_Men hacks into Tesfan's computer and presses Alt+F4 on every file.

<Mouse_among_Men> TAKE THAT CHEATER!

<Tesfan> not my pr0n collection!

<Churchreborn> O_o

<Tesfan> oh, you weren't supposed to know about that either >_<

<Mouse_among_Men> O.o


 * Mouse_among_Men suddenly births Tesfan's baby.

<Tesfan> darn you and your l33t ha0rx skills!

<Mouse_among_Men> 9 months fly, don't they!


 * Tesfan hacks into Mouse_among_Men's stomach and and presses Alt+F4 on the baby.

<Mouse_among_Men> To late, foo.

<Tesfan> nooooooooooooooooooooooo

<Mouse_among_Men> yesssssssssssssssssss

<Mouse_among_Men> s


 * Tesfan looks at the baby

<Tesfan> IT'S HIDEOUS!!!

<Mouse_among_Men> THE BABY IS GPT!!!!!!

<GPT> no.

<Tesfan> O_O

<Churchreborn> O_O

<Mouse_among_Men> yes.


 * Buffalosoldier92 [n=buffalos@75-163-177-37.clsp.qwest.net] has joined #halopedia

<Tesfan> THE BABY IS Buffalosoldier92!

<Mouse_among_Men> SJ hacker

<Mouse_among_Men> Tesfan: It's CR!

<Tesfan>

<Churchreborn> No.

<Buffalosoldier92> ...

<Buffalosoldier92> SJ Hacker?

<Mouse_among_Men> THE BABY IS TESFAN!

<Tesfan> OMG

<Buffalosoldier92> Tesfan and MAM got married?

<Mouse_among_Men> Yah


 * Buffalosoldier92 thinks the channel has just gone to hell

<Tesfan> and had a baby

<Tesfan> who is also me

<Mouse_among_Men> Then I figured out Tesfan has porn.

<Buffalosoldier92> ...

<Churchreborn>.

<Churchreborn> Kay..

<Buffalosoldier92> ... You married your own kid?!


 * SPARTAN-077 [n=d1517bb6@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-99ad3270304e87ac] has joined #halopedia


 * Mouse_among_Men births Tesfan's twin: MOUSE AMONG MEN!

<SPARTAN-077> ahhh, the 'ol IRC feeling.

<Tesfan> well, i'm a baby, and it can get pretty boring in your stomach

<Buffalosoldier92> hey 077

<Buffalosoldier92> O_O

<SPARTAN-077> buffalo!

<Tesfan> *since i'm


 * Buffalosoldier92 thinks the channel has officialy gone to hell

<Mouse_among_Men> SPARTAN-077: You missed A LOT.

<SPARTAN-077> soory, had to brush my teeth

<Mouse_among_Men> SPARTAN-077: I birthed GPT, CR, Tesfan, and myself.

<SPARTAN-077> was anyone harmed?


 * Churchreborn makes some more popcorn and watches #Halopedia be weird.

<GPT> no, you didn't.

<Churchreborn> O_o

<Mouse_among_Men> Yes. Lots of people were harmed.

<Tesfan> No, it's "Days of our #halopedian lives"

<Mouse_among_Men> GPT: SILENCE HEART BREAKER!

<SPARTAN-077> Sweet Chief! You had that many people?

<Buffalosoldier92> ...

<SPARTAN-077> I do hope it was over a span of time....

<Buffalosoldier92> GPT: The Channel has gone to hell


 * Mouse_among_Men REALIZES THAT TESFAN BIRTHED MEH TOO!

<GPT> yeah, pretty much.

<GPT> Mouse_among_men, shut up please.

<Tesfan> ZOMG MORE PLOT TWISTS


 * Buffalosoldier92 gets scared and goes to his corner

<Mouse_among_Men> *cry*


 * Buffalosoldier92 is now known as SJ|Bathroom

<Mouse_among_Men> That only means 1 thing: Tesfan and Mouse_among_Men are the same person!

<Tesfan> Your corner is the bathroom?

<SJ|Bathroom> no

<Tesfan> xD

<SPARTAN-077> best go work on a random fanon 'o mine...

<Churchreborn> You're talking in here and in the bathroom at the same time? O_o

<Mouse_among_Men> I proposed to, cheated on, and brithed myself?

<SJ|Bathroom> no

<SJ|Bathroom> I'm going now

<SPARTAN-077> MAM: Scary

<SPARTAN-077> sounds kinda Stephen King...

<Mouse_among_Men> O.o

<Tesfan> O_O

<Mouse_among_Men> DUN-DUN-DUN!