User:Spartansniper450/IRC Quotes

Just some quotes from IRC I thought were pretty funny, look for yourself, or don't it's up too you.

Cast: (the people that participated in this work: I go by either my username, the_Alpha, or Wash
 * Persuasive Egotis
 * Delta-269
 * Pryo Zarkum (Ghost Sangheili)
 * GuitarPlayer001
 * Spirit-of-Halo (ColonelAL)
 * Justineac (ChurchReborn)
 * RyantheGreat (Ryangreenday)
 * HzaneNjin (?)
 * kougermasters
 * Spartan6
 * S-118
 * Blemo|Away (Blemo..duh)
 * Lord_Grievous (Grievous797)
 * Glaug-Eldare
 * Equilibrant (Omar-065)
 * TheVerve (Jaws Redfield)

My First Time talkin to PE on IRC and Pryo's Spelling Phail
PersuasiveEgotis [n=chatzill@pool-71-254-187-97.lsanca.fios.verizon.net] has joined #halopedia

 hi PE

 hi

 wats up

 My roof

 xD

 u lies

 ur roof r down

 QUIET Delta!

 well actually my brother, hes changing a light bulb, which he is failing...

 teh cloudz r up

 a-dur

 NO the sky is UP

 Clouds are down!

 Prove it!

 look out ur windowz, teh cloudz r nawt downzorz, dey r upz

 the rain is up

<Guitarplayer001> but it's falling down

<Guitarplayer001> on my head and yours too!

<Guitarplayer001> yay!

Guitarplayer001 dances

<Pryo_Zarkum> Delta-269: dun treye meh, i r teh king o spelling phale

<Guitarplayer001> come to think of it... i'm also hoping noone of you are up either...

<Delta-269> Pryo_Zarkum, wluod you pefrer me to tlak lkie tihs, it's sltil ligeble

<Pryo_Zarkum> Delta-269: no

<Spartansniper450> prooov iit

<PersuasiveEgotis> Speak at da na nermol lang-guage....

<Spartansniper450> r u mking fin f mi ngish

<Delta-269> it doesnt matter what the middle letters in a word are, if the first and lst are right, but the middle ones are messed up, you can still reead it

<Delta-269> it's scientificly proven

<Guitarplayer001> neh we wud nevar du eneethang lyke thet dahr

PersuasiveEgotis drools

<Spartansniper450> u wll speeek when spoooken tooooooooo

<Delta-269> pfft, taht's waht you tnihk

<Spartansniper450> shattta up

<PersuasiveEgotis> Teh messtup

<Delta-269> ^_^

<Delta-269> Spartansniper450, no u

<PersuasiveEgotis> you shattta up

<Spartansniper450> Delta: NO U

<Delta-269> no u

<Spartansniper450> no u

Me and Delta continue r arguement
<Spartansniper450> Delta i sitll say the sky is whats up

<Delta-269> u liez

<Delta-269> teh sky r down

<Spartansniper450> no u turnin this place into a houz of liez

"Advice" with Negative "consequences"
<ColonelAL> A Grunt said "Catch", threw a plasma 'nade, stuck my bro, then died.

<Wash> haha

<Justineac> awesome

<ColonelAL> Were on Legendary.

<Justineac> I told someone on xbl to move before I ran them over and I ran them over


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<Wash> nice

<Wash> i told my friend to watch out than, smashed him w/ a Gravity Hammer

<ColonelAL> lol

Ryan Giving me advice
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<Wash> wow what did i do?

<RyanTheGreat> not dry

<RyanTheGreat> that's what

<HzaneNjin> ...?

<Wash> i just came back on get off my back :(


 * Wash breaks down crying

<HzaneNjin> Ok.....

<Wash> and what are you doing

<RyanTheGreat> Wash you always have to dry!

<Wash> dry what!

<RyanTheGreat> When one washes, one must dry, duh

<Wash> o haha

<HzaneNjin> The one must Use

<HzaneNjin> *then

<Wash> so f**kin clever : P

<RyanTheGreat> thank you

It's the Apocolypse! Repent!
What happened to Halopedia...

It died. All the pics disappeared and everything...

Does anyone else know what's going on?

<Justineac> oh. that glitch

halopedia died

and the irc thing is lagging

oh dear

<Justineac> it died a long time ago actually :P

oh

<Spartansniper450> its the signs of the Halopedian apocolypse Repent!

CT Left!!!
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<the_Alpha> ! CTs gone!

<Spartan6> My X-Fire can be very unreliable at times

<Spartan6> ! !?

<Spartan6> wait

<Pryo_Zarkum> zomfgz

<Spartan6> !? !

<Spartan6> k

<Pryo_Zarkum> the CommanderTony r leev

<Pryo_Zarkum> duz this meen shenaniganz?

<Pryo_Zarkum> w8

<Pryo_Zarkum> Delta-269 r heer

<Pryo_Zarkum> he wan to spoyl all our funz


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<Delta-269> Pryo_Zarkum, stfu nubcake

<the_Alpha> horaayz

<Pryo_Zarkum> ahahahaha

<Delta-269> bahahaha, AJ got pwnt

<Pryo_Zarkum> Delta-269: sadfaaaeec

I'm out of range!
Sorry S-118, your name got cut out for some reason, but you know what you said!


 * S-118 orders his armada / army / air force of Kamikazi Grunts to kill Spartansniper450

<S-118> 100,000,000 Grunts against...how many!?


 * Spartansniper450 goes into his super-secret super-secure underground shelter


 * Spartansniper450 survives

<Spartansniper450> 99,000,000 Grunts dies storming his defences


 * S-118 glasses planet, then obrital MACs it to hell, and then NOVAs it

<T328> He means his panic room

<Spartansniper450> no i dont have a panic room

<S-118> The room he hides in when everything goes to hell


 * Spartansniper450 is in his banshee out of range

<Spartansniper450> ha!


 * S-118 NOVAs the Banshee


 * Spartansniper450 is out of range

<Spartansniper450> cant get me!

<S-118> FYI: NOVAs destroy star systems...

<Spartansniper450> yes i kno what a NOVA is, im out of range


 * S-118 gets sick of that tactic and orders his 1000 ship fleet to Glass, Nuke, MAC and explode Spartansniper450

<S-118> Pardon me, but beat that


 * Spartansniper450 is still out of range

<Spartansniper450> what dont you get about that

<Spartansniper450> im out of range im no where near your people

<S-118> My fleet is coming towards your ship at full speed and those able sliped right next to you, obiterated you and destroyed your ashes


 * Spartansniper450 moves out of range!

<Spartansniper450> you cant catch me!

<Spartansniper450> its a taunt and the truth! who knew


 * S-118 gets sick of worthless fighting, sends his fighters at him with massive engines travleing at 99.9% of speed of light


 * Spartansniper450 is traveling at 99.99% the speed of light

S-118> *%
 * S-118 's ships are going at 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 (infinitive number) the speed of light


 * Spartansniper450 's ships are traveling 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 (infinitive number cubed) % the speed of light

<S-118> Ahhh, I have to go. You win, Spartansniper450

<Spartansniper450> sweet

New rule on #halopedia
<Blemo|Away> New IRC rule: Everyone Lord_Grievous makes 3 entries in a row and no one interferes, he killed the channel. xD If you notice, he's been doing that lately. XD

<Blemo|Away> *Everytime

<Lord_Grievous> XD

<Delta-269> XD

<SPARTAN-984> XD

<Delta-269> k, now #halopedia has 4 rules

<Lord_Grievous> Thank you for the overwhelming support of my chat assassinating, Blemo!


 * Lord_Grievous applauds<Lord_Grievous> Thank you, minions!

<Lord_Grievous> Hello?

<Lord_Grievous> Hellooooo

<Lord_Grievous> Frak, I killed the channel again.

<Lord_Grievous> >_<


 * Lord_Grievous drops an anvil on a random person's head

<Delta-269> XD

<Delta-269> crap, I forget Rule 3 >_<

<Lord_Grievous> AND I KILLED BLEMO!!!

<Lord_Grievous> NNOOOOOOOO

<Delta-269> XD

<Lord_Grievous> Alas, poor Blemo. I knew him well...

Rules of #halopedia (from Delta-269's Quote page)
Note: Rule 4 recently added, see previous section.

Rule 1: Don't talk about Halo.

Rule 2: Srz opz r srz, listen to them.

Rule 3: (I forget it right now, I'll add it when I remember)

Rule 4: Every time Grievous makes 3 entries in a row and no one interferes, he killed the channel.

PZ haz got muh Snow!
<Spartansniper450> >.> i want snow!

<Pryo_Zarkum> ALL UR SNOW R BELONG TO US

<Glaug-Eldare> they call him Doctor

<Pryo_Zarkum> ME AND AZZT HAZ UR SNOW. IT R BELONG TO US

<Spartansniper450> no!, gimmie ur snow nao!

<Pryo_Zarkum> WE WILL KEEP TYVM KTHNXBAI!?

Chaos! Utter Chaos!!
Sorry this is unfinished, some n00b came on, pretended to be me so I couldn't finish this


 * CommanderApples is now known as ONIcat


 * TheVerve raises her flamethrower

<ONIcat> meow

<Spir7_of_Halo> OK, no name changing please.


 * F0 is now known as Forerunner

<the_Alpha> i r done!


 * SuparSrsAdminoin is now known as Lord_Grievous

Lord_Grievous> NEVAR

<ONIcat> SoH: its not name changing

<ONIcat> its grouped


 * TheVerve sets fire to Lord_Grievous

<ONIcat> so i can do it when i want

<Spir7_of_Halo> Something that is close, or have used in the past only.


 * Lord_Grievous notices he's on fire

<ONIcat> i'm also checking out my grouped nicks


 * Lord_Grievous also notices he's a cyborg


 * Lord_Grievous keeps on going


 * the_Alpha destroys things out of rage!


 * Spir7_of_Halo smacz T328


 * ONIcat is now known as BonzaiWarrior

<BonzaiWarrior> there

<BonzaiWarrior> now i'm happy

<BonzaiWarrior> "Me bonzai warrior, you tiny grasshopper..." Xd
 * TheVerve rips Lord_Grievous' circuts out

<Equilibrant> I am confused!

<Forerunner> Я does the crillic R work?

<BonzaiWarrior> xD*

Unfortunately ends here

Delta lashes out at the Flood

 * Delta|Halo swears at the Rocket Whore Flood

<Delta|Halo> FUCK, DAMN FLOOD W/ RL

<Spir7_of_Halo> Now Delta, its just a game.

<Spir7_of_Halo> Bungie doesnt want you mad now....


 * Delta|Halo violently murders Spir7_of_Halo and AltairAssassin

Reminiscing
<Pryo_Zarkum> <Spirit-of-Halo> Don't you fucking do that again

<Pryo_Zarkum> Spirit-of-HALO has quit (Nick collision from services)

<AltairAssassin> XD

<AltairAssassin> Classic <Pryo_Zarkum> <Ajax_013> AHAHA

<Delta-269> <High_Larity> FEET FIRST INTO SOCKS

<Delta-269> <High_Larity> THEN INTO SHOES

<Delta-269> XD

<AltairAssassin> XD

<Pryo_Zarkum> Delta-269: You know what they say about big feet... wink wink

<Delta-269>    *  JamesRVH bombs an orphanage accidentally and blames Imperator

<Delta-269> <JamesRVH> FFS WHY IMP.....WHY

<Pryo_Zarkum> BIG SOCKS

<AltairAssassin> XD

<Spartansniper450> http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/User:Spartansniper450/IRC_Quotes#New_rule_on_.23halopedia

<Pryo_Zarkum> ROFLMAO

<Pryo_Zarkum> Delta-269: that wins epicly

<Delta-269> XD

<AltairAssassin> Spartansniper450: According to your research, I win.

<Justineac> for some reason that pic of James with his hair sticking straight up keeps popping into mind

<Spartansniper450> xD

<Spartansniper450> hey Delta

<Delta-269> wut?

<Spartansniper450> teh cloudz r down

<Pryo_Zarkum> Delta-269: If Imp shows up again I r ttly do that to him

<Spartansniper450>http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/User:Spartansniper450/IRC_Quotes#My_First_Time_talkin_to_PE_on_IRC_and_Pryo.27s_.22bad.22_spelling_contest

Delta-269> XD

<Pryo_Zarkum> zomfgz bad spleling

<Delta-269> Spartansniper450, zomfgz XD

<Spartansniper450> yea

<Delta-269> <High_Larity> BRRT BRRT BRRT

<Delta-269> <High_Larity> PEW PEW

<Delta-269> <High_Larity> GET THE CHEESE

<Delta-269> <High_Larity> PEW PEW PEW

<Delta-269> <High_Larity> BRRT


 * Dark_Neptune is seriously bored.

<Pryo_Zarkum> xD

<Pryo_Zarkum> BRRT

<Pryo_Zarkum> BRRT

<Pryo_Zarkum> BRRT

<Pryo_Zarkum> HEADSHIT!

<Spartansniper450> <Pryo_Zarkum> Delta-269: dun treye meh, i r teh king o spelling phale

<Delta-269> ^_^

<AltairAssassin> <Spartansniper450> its the signs of the Halopedian apocolypse Repent!

<Spartansniper450> xD

<AltairAssassin> The signs are still persisting since the beta of the new site.

<Spartansniper450> the place was literally falling apart

<AltairAssassin> Still is. <Pryo_Zarkum> Falling apart?

<Pryo_Zarkum> It fell

<Delta-269> <Delta-269> Pryo_Zarkum, wluod you pefrer me to tlak lkie tihs, it's sltil ligeble <-- XD

<Pryo_Zarkum> and then god put it back together

<Pryo_Zarkum> so it would fall again

<Pryo_Zarkum> but harder

<Spartansniper450> yup

<Pryo_Zarkum> gods like THIS R GUNNA FALL ON YO ASS

<Spartansniper450> hey PZ!

<Spartansniper450> http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/User:Spartansniper450/IRC_Quotes#PZ_haz_got_muh_Snow.21

<Pryo_Zarkum> and we iz lyk NOES

<Spartansniper450> i want it back

<AltairAssassin> Sounds like Ollie from Family Guy

<Pryo_Zarkum>xD

Death to the Hardy Boys Wiki
GE tries to convince us to join with Hardy Boys wiki, here are the results:

<Glaug-Eldare> can we combine halopedia and the hardy boys wiki

<Spartansniper450> we would get bored and kill each other

<Guitarplayer001> rawrrrr

<Spartansniper450> no!<Spartansniper450> no!

<Spir7_of_Halo> No.

<D1134> bah!

<Spartan6> NO!!

<Glaug-Eldare> why not

D1134> hardy boys would be slaughtered

<House> invade Hardy boys!

<Pryo_Zarkum> zomfgz

<D1134> Chief vs. Frank and Joe

<Grievous|Aliens> The Halopedia Imperium shall conquer all!

<D1134> ?

<Grievous|Aliens> FOR THE EMPIRE

<Glaug-Eldare> i can't express how disappointed i am in you

>'s
<Spartansniper450> >.>

<Spartansniper450> .>.>

<Glaug-Eldare> >.>.>

<Spartansniper450> >.>.>.>

<Glaug-Eldare> <.>.<.>.<.>

<Lord_Grievous> >.>.>.>.>

<Spartansniper450> ><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>>

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 * MokonaModoki has a angry face

<Glaug-Eldare> use an emoticon

<Glaug-Eldare> show us your angry face >:-(