User:0nyx Sp1k3r



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Hello I am 0nyx Sp1k3r but my real name is Dean and I really hate my username.If you stopped by,here are some funny halo machinimas and videos I'm sure you will love.PLEASE WATCH SOME!

RED VS BLUE ZUNE.

RED VS BLUE:EXPLOSIONS.

A tribute to the elite part 1.

A tribute to the elite part 2.

(THE BEST SINGLE MACHINIMA)Gameplay may change.

Funny Halo 3 educational video.

The Best Double Kill Ever In Halo 2.(the name says it all)

5 Seconds of Fame.

Halo meets DonkeyKong.

FAV0RITE QU0TES
BLARG!!!

SARGE:My favorite was the part when you died ,Encore! ,Bravo!

'BET'CHA CAN'T STICK IT!!!'-Cortana

(from tribute to the elite) WORT!WORT!WORT!WORT!WORT!WORT!(plasma grenade thrown at the players face)NOOOOOOOO!!!(EXPLODES)

(Impression of 5 year old gamer's voice) OH MY GOD!I GOT A KILLAMANJARO!

RVB,sarge:You just got sarged.

SARGE:HOW BOUT LEAD SHOTGUN SAMWICH WITH A SIDE OF SARGE!(shootsGrif),hold the life and mayo.

SARGE:Calling Dr.Sarge MD,prescription:death,diagnosess:SHOTGUN!(melees grif in the head with his shotgun)

SARGE:A priest,a rabbi,and Grif all walk into a bar AND I KILLEM!

SARGE:(shoots tucker)Hey blue how do ya like them apples and by apples I mean bullets,IN YUR FACE!....and how do ya like them pears and guess what I mean by pears(T-bags him).

Sarge:Hey Grif hold these bullets for me,IN YUR GUT!(shoots Grif) Grif:Owwwww!,I can see my spine.

SARGE:(shoots a guy)Dr.Sarge says take 2 barrels of this shotgun and call me when yur dead ,RING RING hello is it you, yep yur dead.

Things said by me
I love the human flood combat form because they so BA SCARYand I think they're flood you have to watch out for because they are more often to carry shotguns than the elite forms and we know the the flood are dangerous up close even without a weapon.

The only reason why the bible uses more simple and religious terms is because back then we had we weren't smart enough and didn't have any spiritual connections to understand it through a scientific explanation,Duh

The plasma rifle and SMG combo is does the same thing to you when that getting dumped does it burns you up and tears you pieces and I really made that up by myself.

The #1 reason why I like RvB is Caboose of course and BLARG!!!

I like to look at the flood as the most organized,dangerous unstopable threat to whatever is ,has been,will be or could be.They're not evil nor good it's just instincts.No matter what you are no matter where you are,no matter how powerful you are, in time they will find, kill,consume,or take over you they can adapt to what you throw at them in time,they're expendable to the extiction of all other life,and they are to be trifled with.One last thing there greatest weapons are that they are able to learn how and there's strength in numbers.

PICTURES






HALO Tips
FX:OH GLORY,GLORY,GLORY starts playing,multiplayer flag waves in background 'Now just wait a second!Ya know it's easy just to quit games and find new ones, sure we'll just be giving them another win to add to their stats,well what about the little guys they step on while on their way to level 50!,what about them huh!,do they not have a voice!I say we stand and fight and make these bastards bleed!We shall storm our beaches of Normandy!, and show them that a decent plan now is better than a good plan an our from now.When it's too late we can quit and then what?,  leave the game and forget about it  ''No! Let's show these suckers a new world of pain!!! '''


 * When Halo 3 comes out always look at what kind of equipment you have with you.People have commonly made this mistake in the beta,what you probably thought was Bubble Shield turned out to be a Power Drainer when you use it.


 * My bro taught me this:Always go in with the shotgun not out.It means If you have a shotgun, your shields are down and a guy charging straight at you never backaway go straight at him,you'll have a bigger chance of NOT dying.


 * If you're planning what map you're gonna be on and you really want to win before you join a game, make your main color in your profile a color that is similar to the maps surroundings(for example:containment=white).It's not cheating it's around the same level as finding an overshield.


 * If you're gonna melee somebody push the joystick foward hard and really fast and then that same second press B.This make your melee slighty a tiny bit stronger.

Enemies get more damage if you fire at there head With any weapon not just the battle rifle and the carbine.Example:plasma rifle + spartan's torso(chest) is slower than a plasma rifle + spartan's head.


 * If your in a warthog or spectre turret,somebody's driving, and you wanna be careful from snipers point up when you're not fighting because you duck down in a turret when you do that so it should be hard for snipers to shoot you with out the gun blocking it.