User:Blemo/Imagine


 * Blemo an Asian man who turns into a banana and starts grabbing his head and starts getting crazy and knocks everything over in the room, as he swings his head in crazy and circular motion, destroying lamps, obliterating cars, and demolishing his house. He then runs into the wall and starts grabbing his machine guns and shoots up the place. After three hours of non-stop, hearty mayhem, he falls and spontaneously combusts, splattering guts in all directions because of his relentless use of run-on sentences.
 * RR A brilliant Asian genius who sits on his computer and browses around Halopedia, looking for users to ban, to use big words against, and boast on his infinite outgoing knowledge of neuroscience. His real name is "Doctor Kill", who has a Ph.D. He specializes in neurology, biology, and medieval weaponry. He is well-known for spontaneuously crashing his Honda Civic against GPT's custom-made Cadillac Escalade EXT.
 * GPT An INCREDABLEH SEXEH, beer-drinking person that wears black all the time, who looks other users up on the white pages to find out their phone number and address. He gets into his ultra-sexeh convertible Cadillac Escalade EXT with folding chairs, seven-foot tall spoilers, and muffler that shoots flames out. He then figures he's too sexeh for a seat belt, and drives to the address to move in for the kill/kick/ban. ^^ Before he reaches the address, he gets into a car crash with RR and is paralyzed from the waist down.
 * GPTBot An broke-down, failing clone of GPT that is the COMPLETE opposite of GPT, but only speaks Italian. Why? No one knows or really cares. ^_^
 * SPARTAN077
 * revised from Original A user who has a very unfortunate problem... people don't know what to say about him, which is why he was not chosen to be the Oracle's Featured User of the Week.


 * Spartan G-23 SPARTAN077's accomplice
 * Caboose A girl that will receive her Halo 3 Legendary Edition, paint the model of MC's helmet blue, sits around with it on her head (if it had fitted), carries a gun around, and pretends she's Caboose from RvB.
 * Halofan An evil crimelord that uses his corn snake to latch it onto people and squeeze until their entrails fall out.
 * HaloDude Halofan's evil cousin, who is Halofan's henchman. (sorry, dude)
 * Justin Time this evil criminal mastermind will steal a U.S. Government Control Chip that has all of the intel on the Internet, and plans to use it to merge the entire Internet, hi-speed or dial-up, onto one page so "that life is easier". =D
 * EliteSpartan Once two seperate people, an Elite and a Spartan accidentally got stuck in a massive blender, where Blemo was making a smoothie at the time. He set the settings on "OBLITERATE", which morphed and fused the Elite's and the Spartan's DNA together during the blend. Putting away the sad story, Blemo made a scrumptious smoothie that day as well.
 * James-001 A man dressed in white drapes with feathery wings, a bowl of fruit in one hand, and a harp in the other. He has angelic hair and carries a halo on his head wherever he goes.
 * Manticore A by-the-rules guy, but fun to be with. I will not be surprised if he is the next admin of this fine country. (err-- halopedia)
 * Corproal John Some dude off the street named John. He legally changed his name to Corproal John, but forgetting that Corporal was spelled wrong. His excuse for this was the name being already taken.
 * CF001 A French dude in Quebec that rides around in a Mini-Cooper shooting people in drive-bys and killing alien-zombie-robots that linger around in America.
 * Phil.e. An ex-con, but has finally found his place in the world after 25 years in jail. :)
 * WRAITH A guy you would not want to piss off, or you will find either a bullet or one of his many freaky knives lodged in your head.
 * Poolfaller Another user I have never heard from in a long time, but is another one of those Asians, like me!
 * Kap2310 He is the great, "Bringer of Bacon", the king of the Bacon-land and protects the Bacon-people of Bacon-land. He was later overthrown by Sausage Links.
 * CommanderTony playing the lead role in the soap, Everyone Loves Commander
 * forgottenlord lord that is forgotten.
 * ChristineV some girl on chat that keeps saying, "Relentlesssssssssss...."
 * Ajax-013 some dude that is the Real World counterpart of Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons and uploads a ton of images (that doesn't get used... ;) ...)
 * HBad An Elite-Spartan mix that is Flood-infected and doesn't know how to spell "bad" normally. ;)
 * ChanServ An evil robot that says he's "channel services", but is actually a dormant destructo-bot that is going to become active in 25 years and roast the earth to kingdom come.
 * People with Op Status on #halopedia chat an evil council that created the first ChanServ that killed millions. xD
 * RyanTheGreat or Ryanngreenday A rippable, dippable fill-eny Pop-Tart. :)
 * Sgt Johnson The Real-World version of Sergeant Johnson, who was killed by 343 Guilty Spark while activating the Halos. The real-world SJ, actually got killed by a lightbulb while he was attempting to change it.
 * Lordofmonsterisland A crazy person that inhabits RR's closet, in which he calls "Monster Island". Since RR doesn't come up with any good pet names, he calls the person "Lord". ^^ Pretty soon, RR's friends that come over to hang out eventually get eaten by this beast. RR moves to another house, as Lordofmonsterisland thrives in the old house.
 * Troyb A Prophet that goes running around randomly flinging poo at people down sidewalks.
 * Everyone else I forgot I don't know you, or I'll get to you. :)

Complaints and Rants
(Imitating James-001) :0 ... --B le mo http://www.bungie.net/images/halo2stats/weapons/sm_battle_rifle.gif TALK • CONTRIBUTIONS 04:02, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

That definently sound like me! =) HДĿΘFáṆ 05:51, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

In some weird way this actually makes sense! *Hides from people that are mad at Blemo, which will now try to kill me*. Oh yeah and I don't feel sorry, no one ever says anything about me.
 * And your username is.......? --B le mo http://www.bungie.net/images/halo2stats/weapons/sm_battle_rifle.gif TALK • CONTRIBUTIONS 16:30, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Here's my sig. Don't really matter though I'm not that important (YET!) -- Lordofmonsterisland  "Roar to me"  18:21, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

You flatter me! =] Cheers, RelentlessRecusant  'o the Halopedia Team http://images.wikia.com/rainbowsix/images/7/73/GDI2.jpg TALK • MESSAGE 01:28, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Hahaha...back to the darkness you vile demon! ;) Peace. I ' m  O <font color=Tomato>n <font     color=OrangeRed> F <font color=Red>i <font color=Crimson>r <font color=FireBrick>e <font color=DarkRed>!    <font color=Red>FeedTheFlame    <font color=Gainsboro>Wa <font color=LightGrey>tc <font color=Silver>hM <font color=DarkGray>yS <font color=Gray>mo <font color=DimGray>ke  16:55, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

how'd you know? ;P  Phil.e.   [Talk to me] 21:43, 2 August 2007 (UTC)


 * guessed --<font color="#D3D3D3">B <font color="#A9A9A9">le <font color="#808080">mo http://www.wikia.com/skins/common/progress-wheel.gif <font color="#A9A9A9">TALK • <font color="A9A9A9">CONTRIBUTIONS 22:11, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

Originally, I'd think that I would have fit SPARTAN077 with a funnier description, but he didn't like it. :( --<font color="#D3D3D3">B <font color="#A9A9A9">le <font color="#808080">mo http://www.wikia.com/skins/common/progress-wheel.gif <font color="#A9A9A9">TALK • <font color="A9A9A9">CONTRIBUTIONS 06:00, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

your gosh dang right I didn't like it! also, tip: maybe my thing should say "A user that has a very unfortunate problem" -- Heeeeeres Johny!(Whats that you say?)( My...Accomplishments) 14:38, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

yummy. lol-- UNSCoH   General   "Running   Riot"   Ryan    BAM  03:33, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

What!?!? I am not 077's accomplice. *kills 077 because of that*:P--<font color="#000000">Master Sergeant G-23 <font color="#FF0000">Comm Channel <font color=#000000>Mission History<font color="#000000">B Company  14:55, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

Must destroy Blemo, Must destroy Blemo, Must... <font color="Red">Chanserv  <font color="Green">"25 years  until you all die 08:29, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

HOW COME IM NOT IN IT! SSgt.johnson
 * Thank you! Lol... got killed by a light bulb... oh no! They are falling from the sky! -- <font color="Black">A <font color="Black">J [[Image:ArmyJROTC.jpg|20px]] 05:25, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

You never said anything about me? Go to Halo Fanon, and you'll see my insanity everywhere. LOL, Sgt. Johnson was killed by falling lightbulbs. Poor guy. -- Lordofmonsterisland "Roar to me""See my footprints" 21:25, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
 * I got you down. :) --<font color="#D3D3D3">B <font color="#A9A9A9">le <font color="#808080">mo <span style="font-weight: light;" title="If you can see this, you weren't supposed to">23 http://www.wikia.com/skins/common/progress-wheel.gif <font color="#A9A9A9">TALK • <font color="A9A9A9">CONTRIBUTIONS • <font color="A9A9A9">SERVICE RECORD 05:58, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Wait a minute, what? Oh well, could have been worse..... Yes, RR is frightened by me!! Be afraid, very afraid. I'm the most dreadful thing you'll ever see. Except my friend before he combs his hair in the morning (now that's a monster). -- Lordofmonsterisland "Roar to me""See my footprints" 19:37, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Again with the Ninja Pycho guy... I like it though. WRAITH 21:45, 5 December 2007 (UTC)