User:Killsome 'Dudesamee

Oh. Lookin' at my page so you can stalk me now. I see how it is.

/*Early Childhood*/

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I was born to a poor African-Sanghelian family in the slums of Sanghelos. We didn't have very much money, because my dad was a Covenant Navy man, and my mom was a whore. They had a lot of fights, because they were both inbred alchoholics. Thank god I wasn't inbred though.

As I said earlier, we didn't have a lot of money. My toys as a child were energy swords carved out of glass and a dildo my mom said was a toy rocket ship (I was scarred for life when I found out what it was when I was six). Needless to say, I lived a cheap life.

When I was seven years old, my dad's ship, "Loyal hooker" was shot out of space by the UNSC, and my mom was killed by a brute who "just wanted to have some fun". Right. He fucked her in half. It was tragic.