User:Mr. Hanky

Mr. Hanky
''Heh heh, did you see that? It was like pow peow pow, boom krakam and they where like no, no and I was like Yahuh pow bang boom heh heh hehheh, oh man that was awesome.''

-ODST on acid, Battle of Installation 00

Hello. My name is Ed and I suck at everything. Really. Today, I was trying to play the Covenant on normal and I died about fifteen times. NORMAL! When I'm older I hope to be an actor (yeah, right) or somethin'. I don't really care. Seize the moment, know what I mean? Yeah. Y'know that quote up there? That really happened. It was on the Ark, after I had died about, sixty times? Anyway, I had just got to the bit where Miranda Keyes whines at you to find an LZ, and I got a Brute Shot. I stood by an ODST and he said that. He became my favourite guy after that. I gave him my rocket launcher, for pete's sake. IWHBYD needed, though.

I have all three Halo games. Yeah. Hardcore.