User:XXmAsTuRcHeEfXx

helo there. i <3 halo and i tink its the best FPS created this decade cause it pwns but the main reason for its success is M45TUR CH33F. I pilot ROFLCOPTERS to and fro from alaska to rusia every day to deliver goods. the roflcopter is a helicopter that instead of makes a SOI SOI SOI sound when the blades spin. i am paid 1,000,000 a year to drive the roflcopter, as it is made out of printing paper and only printing paper. I have crashed 200 roflcopters so far, due to their lack of stability. therefore, the ROFLCOPTER is dangerous to drive, and only 1337 ppl like me should drive roflcopters. while i drive my roflcopter, i play halo 3 matchmaking as i can fit an xbox and plasma TV inside the roflcopter, which is very spacious. unfortunately that has led to me crashing my roflcopter several times and having the amount for a new roflcopter, $0.01, deducted from my bonus. I have paid $2 for 200 new roflcopters so far. currently i'm driving my roflcopter as i say this. OH SHIT A CLOUD!!! god damn it i crashed again. stupid roflcopter. excuse me while i pay for a new one.