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Funny stuff
> You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!

>>>>> 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

>>>>> Unique Up On It.

>>>>>

>>>>> 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

>>>>> Tame Way.

>>>>>

>>>>> 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?

>>>>> They Take The Psycho Path

>>>>>

>>>>> 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

>>>>> You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

>>>>>

>>>>> 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

>>>>> Dam!

>>>>>

>>>>> 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

>>>>> Polaroid's

>>>>>

>>>>> 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

>>>>> A Stick

>>>>>

>>>>> 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

>>>>> Nacho Cheese.

>>>>>

>>>>> 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

>>>>> Subordinate Clauses.

>>>>>

>>>>> 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?

>>>>> Quattro Sinko.

>>>>>

>>>>> 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

>>>>> Spoiled Milk.

>>>>>

>>>>> 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

>>>>> Frostbite.

>>>>>

>>>>> 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

>>>>> A Nervous Wreck.

>>>>>

>>>>> 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

>>>>> Anyone Can Roast Beef.

>>>>>

>>>>> 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

>>>>> Right Where You Left Him.

>>>>>

>>>>> 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

>>>>> Because They Have Big Fingers.

>>>>>

>>>>> 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

>>>>> Because It Scares The Dog.

>>>>>

>>>>> 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

>>>>> Sanka.

>>>>>

>>>>> 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?

>>>>> The Location of the Dirt Bag

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

>>>>> Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

>>>>>

>>>>> 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

>>>>> A Bad Golfer Goes Whack! Dang!

>>>>> A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack!

>>>>>

>>>>> 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce

>>>>> The same?

>>>>>    Either Way, Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.

>>>>>

>>>>> Now, admit it... At least one of these made you smile!

Funny quotes
Caboosekiller49/Cloverfield/Me- LOL That was how I said water when I was little.

JVM- I said agwa.

AVERRY GUERRA- You guys are nut!! LOL!! I can see this forum is gonna be fun.

Caboosekiller49/Cloverfield/Me- You should have seen us on April 1st! We wuz CRAZY!!!111!!!!!1

VaranMaster49-Two days ago we were using dictionaries in school and I begin flipping through it randomly, when all of a sudden I start laughing. My teacher asks why I'm laughing and my friend says "he's in the "F" section".

Yeah, I had accidentaly looked up the f***.

Ghido-Goji-Wow.

Caboosekiller49/Cloverfield/Me-..........

Sarge-Caboose, Omally is not in you any more.

Caboose- Yes he is. All I have to do is think about bad things. Like...MIlK!...No...KITTENS!!!

Caboose-I'm hungry...I'm thirsty.....I have to go to the bathroom again.

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