User:ManiacSPARTAN

Hi I'm maniacSPARTAN and I'm a big fan of everything Halo. I also enjoy sailing, fishing, sportshooting, and writing. Speaking of writing, when I was in middle school, I entered an essay contest and wrote about Halo. I didn't win (no surprise there - teachers hate video games). I should warn you that I am a strong anti-Valentine's Day activist. That holiday inflicts more pain than it does love (hense the name Single's Awareness Day).I were president, I'd outlaw the holiday, specifically to get revenge on all the girls who dumped me without physically harming anyone. I am a mainac, after all. Besides, who wants to date a crazy kid lke me? St. Patrick's Day is a vast improvement. More lucky breaks occur on that day than any other (hooray for being Irish!). The best part of all is that the holiday's color is green, like Master Chief's armor.