User:Jolly W. Roberts/IRC Quotes

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("CF001" on IRC)

("Clavix" on IRC) ("ChristineV" on IRC) ("CommanderTony" on IRC) ("Coproal_John" on IRC)

("Dude984" on IRC) ("DEMONSPAWNED" on IRC) ("FistothEmperor" on IRC) ("forgottenlord" on IRC)

("GPT" on IRC) ("GP001" on IRC) ("HBad" on IRC)

("Jargner" on IRC) ("John651" on IRC) ("JWR" on IRC)

("Mouse_among_men on IRC) ("Phil_E" on IRC) ("Relentless" on IRC) ("REVENGE13" on IRC)

("Sgt_Johnson" on IRC) ("Simon_rjh" on IRC) ("Spartan_G-23" on IRC) ("SPARTAN077" on IRC)

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[22:36] *** Topic is ChurchReborn's new boyfriend, if you comment, I will hunt you down. =D [22:36] -ChanServ- [#gruntcorner] Welcome to #GruntCorner! [22:36] *** Channel mode is +tncg [22:37]  XD [22:37]  what? [22:37]  .........What's so funny? [22:37]  ChurchReborn's new boyfriend, if you comment, I will hunt you down. =D [22:37]  xd [22:37]  *ZD [22:37]  he lives near modesto [22:37]  *XD [22:37]  get your map [22:37]  about an hour away [22:37]  No he doesn't.... [22:37]  we have a diameter to search [22:38]  all 13 year old middle schoolers [22:38]  *male [22:38]  Hmm... [22:38]  My *cousin* lives in Modesto. [22:38] <JWR|Privateer> I got an idea! [22:39] <Sgt_Johnson> what? [22:39] * Sgt_Johnson grabs his plans for world domination and making California become an Islandd [22:39] <Sgt_Johnson> *island [22:39] <JWR|Privateer> We'll track down HER cousin, then, we'll question him to where the bf is, so we can beat him with baseball- I mean teddy bears. Soft fluffy teddy bears.... you know, give him a gift.... [22:39] <Sgt_Johnson> yeah [22:39] <Sgt_Johnson> lets do it [22:39] <ChurchReborn> ....He's not my boyfriend. >_> [22:39] * Sgt_Johnson gets plane tickets [22:40] <JWR|Privateer> Fine, your male friend that you date, who just happens to be a boy.... [22:40] <Sgt_Johnson> male = boy [22:40] <ChurchReborn> .......He just asked me if I wanted to go to the dance with him......>_> [22:40] <Sgt_Johnson> aww [22:41] <JWR|Privateer> Now, Johnson, I'll need you to come Pascagoula, FL and I'll meet you at the airport, there, k? [22:41] <Sgt_Johnson> he likes you [22:41] <Sgt_Johnson> ok [22:41] <JWR|Privateer> That's worse! [22:41] <Sgt_Johnson> I can do that [22:41] * Sgt_Johnson gets his gangsta stuff ready [22:41] <JWR|Privateer> Grab the aluminum.... I mean stuffing [22:41] <Sgt_Johnson> assault rifles [22:41] <Sgt_Johnson> knives [22:41] <Sgt_Johnson> shanks [22:41] <JWR|Privateer> Good idea. [22:41] <Sgt_Johnson> etc. [22:41] <Sgt_Johnson> wait [22:41] <Sgt_Johnson> I mean [22:41] <Sgt_Johnson> teddy bers [22:41] <Sgt_Johnson> *bears [22:41] <Sgt_Johnson> and stuffed animals [22:41] <Sgt_Johnson> yeah [22:41] <ChurchReborn> O.O [22:41] <JWR|Privateer> and rubber balls, right? [22:42] <JWR|Privateer> You know, you pull the cork and the explod- I mean there's no cork...... [22:42] * Sgt_Johnson gets dry ice bombs [22:42] <Sgt_Johnson> i mean [22:42] <Sgt_Johnson> snow balls [22:42] <JWR|Privateer> Ja [22:43] <ChurchReborn> ......There were kids throwing stink bombs at school today. >_> [22:43] <Sgt_Johnson> idiots [22:43] <JWR|Privateer> Now, get double what you got, because Mobile is the 2nd biggest town in Alabama, and we'll need to head there from Pascagoula. [22:43] <Sgt_Johnson> don't they knwo to light up axe [22:43] <Sgt_Johnson> Mbile Alabama? [22:43] <Sgt_Johnson> no [22:43] <Sgt_Johnson> can't go there [22:43] <Sgt_Johnson> I'm black [22:43] <JWR|Privateer> It's ridden with da gangs downtown.... [22:43] <Sgt_Johnson> yeah [22:43] <Sgt_Johnson> downtown [22:43] <Sgt_Johnson> they might hate on me [22:43] <Sgt_Johnson> so we skip mobile [22:43] <JWR|Privateer> It's safe, just make sure you have a white guy next to you.... [22:43] <Sgt_Johnson> we go straight to new orleans [22:43] <Sgt_Johnson> Tallahasse [22:44] <Sgt_Johnson> yes [22:44] <Sgt_Johnson> we go to the capital of flordia [22:44] <JWR|Privateer> Hmm... [22:44] <Sgt_Johnson> and then we get a flight from there to... LAX [22:44] <Sgt_Johnson> i can't go to San fran [22:44] <JWR|Privateer> San Fransisco is okay, just make sure a white guy is next to you...... and your friend..... [22:45] <Sgt_Johnson> no [22:45] <JWR|Privateer> And, just like Mobile, bring double what you planned for.... [22:45] <Sgt_Johnson> I can't go there [22:45] <Sgt_Johnson> ugly people aren't allowed to walk the streets [22:45] <Sgt_Johnson> that counts for both of us [22:45] <JWR|Privateer> WTH! I've had a date before. YOU haven't. [22:45] <JWR|Privateer> Besides, a MILITARY Ball..... [22:46] * JWR|Privateer chuckles at dancing with a gf in a Marine uniform [22:46] * Sgt_Johnson thinks that most of the girls in JROTC are hot [22:46] * JWR|Privateer would prefer dancing with a woman in a Navy uniform [22:46] <JWR|Privateer> Cuz in the Navy, you don't have to shave your head so much.... [22:47] * JWR|Privateer would be a Marine though [22:47] <JWR|Privateer> Then, suddenly, a fleet of 250 or so ships appeared. All UNSCA. "Oh, Hell," they said all at the same time. [22:48] <JWR|Privateer> I CAN'T FEEL, the way I did before! [22:48] <Sgt_Johnson> hush [22:48] <JWR|Privateer> I AM a little bit insecure, a little unconfident.... [22:48] <Sgt_Johnson> we have to plan our kidnapping... I mean... selection of CR's boyfriend [22:48] <Sgt_Johnson> for our "Project" [22:48] <JWR|Privateer> Yes, I plan to get an A+ [22:48] <Sgt_Johnson> nudge nudge... wink wink ;) [22:49] <JWR|Privateer> ;) [22:49] <ChurchReborn> :( [22:49] <JWR|Privateer> Okay, you'll wear a mask and we head to San Fran. How does that sound? [22:49] <Sgt_Johnson> naw [22:49] <Sgt_Johnson> we go to LAX [22:49] * Sgt_Johnson has friends in L.A. [22:49] * Sgt_Johnson wants to get a chick from beverly hills [22:49] <Sgt_Johnson> yeah [22:50] <Sgt_Johnson> actually [22:50] <JWR|Privateer> Sure. [22:50] <Sgt_Johnson> we have a place to hang in cali [22:50] <Sgt_Johnson> i got cousins there [22:50] <Sgt_Johnson> they are my... 3rd cousins i think [22:51] <Sgt_Johnson> ok [22:51] <Sgt_Johnson> lets execute plan on 30/30/07 [22:51] <Sgt_Johnson> got it? [22:51] <JWR|Privateer> Got it! [22:51] <Sgt_Johnson> at 25:64 GMT [22:51] * JWR|Privateer salutes [22:51] <Sgt_Johnson> synchronizing watches in... [22:51] <Sgt_Johnson> 5 [22:51] <Sgt_Johnson> 4 [22:51] <Sgt_Johnson> 3 [22:51] <JWR|Privateer> But, what about CR...... [22:51] <Sgt_Johnson> 2 [22:51] <Sgt_Johnson> 1 [22:51] <Sgt_Johnson> done [22:51] * Sgt_Johnson wonders if JWR just realized what he did [22:52] <JWR|Privateer> I think we need to send off CR to a place where the traditional role of women is upheld. Maybe she'll learn to let others choose her.... boyfr-teddy bears, then? [22:52] * Sgt_Johnson sends CR to a nunnery [22:53] <JWR|Privateer> We shall send CR to Great Britain! [22:53] <Sgt_Johnson> your name is now... Mother Disturbed [22:53] <Sgt_Johnson> have fun [22:53] * JWR|Privateer busts her out [22:53] <JWR|Privateer> We're sending her to Britain. [22:54] <ChurchReborn> Hmm...72% of my edits on Mario wiki are main.... [22:54] <Sgt_Johnson> cool [22:54] <Sgt_Johnson> well... [22:54] <Sgt_Johnson> i might play more AC6 [22:54] <Sgt_Johnson> yeah [22:54] <Sgt_Johnson> I am [22:55] <Sgt_Johnson> cya [22:55] *** Sgt_Johnson has quit ("(I KNOW ITS DANGEROUS, BUT IT'S TIME FOR ME TO DANCE WITH THE ANGELS!)") [22:55] <ChurchReborn> O.O [22:55] <ChurchReborn> ....He's not my boyfriend. >_> [22:55] * JWR|Privateer activates the BETA Halo Rings [22:56] * JWR|Privateer turns them off [22:58] * JWR|Privateer sends the FLood at CR's bf [22:58] <ChurchReborn> HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!! [22:59] <JWR|Privateer> Wait, so you only like him as a friend? [23:02] <ChurchReborn> ...He just asked me to a dance, ok....>_> [23:03] <JWR|Privateer> Do you only like him as a friend though? [23:03] * ChurchReborn shrugs. [23:03] <JWR|Privateer> Yes or no? [23:04] <ChurchReborn> I don't know.

JWR is 11? WTH!
[23:03] <JWR|Privateer> Blemo: Are you once again reacting sill to my saying that I'm 11? (Especially when I really am.......) [23:04] <Blemo> JWR|Privateer: 11?!!! 11?!!! ELEVEN!!!!! ZOMG!!!! [23:04] <Blemo> 11!!!!!!!???? [23:04] <JWR|Privateer> WTH is wrong with Blemo? [23:04] <Blemo> Eleven?! [23:04] *** Blemo has left #halopedia ("I'm going to chill down for a while on another channel") [23:04] <JWR|Privateer> WTH just happened? [23:05] <MagickaMaster> Great, you scared him off. [23:05] <JWR|Privateer> I said I was 11.... [23:05] <ChurchReborn> He'll be back.... [23:05] *** Blemo has joined #halopedia [23:05] <Blemo> ok... I feel better... [23:05] <JWR|Privateer> So, Blemo, what's with the craziness? [23:05] <Blemo> Now the only that's going to drive me crazy is finding out that RR is 14. [23:06] <JWR|Privateer> RR is around 13. [23:06] <Blemo> 0_o [23:06] <MagickaMaster> Guess how old I am! [23:06] <JWR|Privateer> 15 [23:06] <MagickaMaster> ...you suck. [23:06] <JWR|Privateer> XD [23:06] *** Blemo has left #halopedia ("Well, back to the other channel") [23:06] <JWR|Privateer> WTH [23:07] *** Blemo has joined #halopedia [23:07] <Blemo> ok, I'm back [23:07] * JWR|Privateer is confused, or, as CR annihilates the word based on his favorite philosopher, confuzzled.