User:Jolly W. Roberts

Hello !

Ah, welcome to my userpage. Caboose, thanks for the help if you're reading this. I'm forever in your grattitude. Anyone can call me JWR or Wolfenhawk if they want. I love Halo, especially Hunters, Elites, the Marines, and Spartans. However, I also like Star Wars, any games that have the word Sid Meier's in the title, RvB, Risk (board game), pirates (it's kinda obvious isn't it), and POTC. Personally, I thought this site was really cool so I got a membership. I hope to get to know everyone I can here! My favorite song artists are: Linkin Park, Good Charlotte, Breaking Benjamin, Green Day, and Weird Al Yankovic (god he's just soooo funny.) My name comes from the term Jolly Roger and the pirate Bart Roberts, the greatest pirate of all time (for those who wanna prove me wrong: Cheng I Sao's pirate organization had fishermen who donated ships to her when they joined.) Anyway, Bart captured over 470 ships in about 3 years. Oh, and W stands for Wolfenhawk, a name given to me by my cousin (okay, I kinda "borrowed" it). I'm extremely interested history, especially wars. I like reading about Halo, pirates, WW2 (specifically the nuclear bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Naginsaki), school shootings, Artemis Fowl, and Harry Potter. I'm thinking about being a historian or a marine, but I might be a psychologist to help kids and prevent school shootings. I also have a few other occupations I might want to have, them being: a lawyer, genetic engineer, PI, or maybe even a teacher. Now if I may change the subject, I show tons of pride towards my country and Great Britain, the land of my ancestors. My ambition is to go there and visit the town my I think my ancestors lived in (it's hard trying to look up your ancestors in the U.S. because of things like the burning of D.C.). Recently, I have been thinking about learning Japanese.

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Awesome Quotes (both Halo related and non-Halo related)
I think, therefore I am. -René Descartes

Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never

predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. -Johnny Depp as

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean

Cortana: What if you miss?

Master Chief: I won't. -Cortana and the Master Chief from Halo

Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we

most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet! -Sergeant Johnson from Halo

(Kurt is surrounded by Covenant forces)

Elite Leader: One last fight, demon. You will die and we shall reopen the silver path.

Kurt:Die? (Laughs) Didn't you know? ...Spartans never die.

(Kurt triggers a pair of FERNIS nuclear warheads) -Kurt-051 and a Sangheili

Fleet Master from Halo: Ghosts of Onyx

One of the goblin's generals, and this is their top fairy,was caught trying to

pass off a forged credit card, because he signed his own name. -Foaly from

Artemis Fowl: the Artic Incident

It is well that war is so terrible — otherwise we should grow too fond of it.

-Robert E. Lee

Cortana: This thing [a Banshee] is falling apart!

Master Chief: It'll hold.

Cortana: We're not going to make it!

Master Chief: We'll make it.

Cortana: Pull up! Pull up!

[Banshee crashes into the wreck of Pillar of Autumn and The Master Chief comes

out intact]

Cortana: You did that on purpose, didn't you? -Cortana and the Master Chief from

Halo

This is the way the world ends

Not with a bang but a whimper. -T.S. Eliot

The shot heard 'round the world. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli,

We fight our country's battles in the air, on land and sea.

First to fight for right and freedom, and to keep our honor clean;

We are proud to claim the title of United States Marine.

[Next Verse]

Our Flag's unfurled to every breeze from dawn to setting sun.

We have fought in every clime and place, where we could take a gun.

In the snow of far off northern lands and in sunny tropic scenes,

You will find us always on the job, the United States Marines.

[Next Verse]

Here's health to you and to our Corps, which we are proud to serve.

In many a strife we've fought for life and never lost our nerve.

If the Army and the Navy ever look on heaven's scenes,

They will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines. -the United

States Marines Hymn

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead! -Admiral David Farragut