User:Gunnery Sergeant Gonzalez

Ok, welcome to my userpage. I'm a big fan of ODST Helljumpers and Red Vs Blue, I watch This Spartan Life sometimes, I have Halo 2 and 3, and just like anyone, I enjoy pwning n00bs (well, I don't think the n00bs enjoy it!). I also love Submachine Guns for some weird reason. Don't ask me why, I just like them. Maybe it's because they shoot so fast, I don't know.

ODST Biography
I joined the UNSC after Reach got turned into a big ball of glass. I wanted to make those arses pay for what they did to our people. After training and a short skirmish on some moon, I joined the helljumpers to see some real action. I got a little more than I wished for. Those HEVs are basically metal meteors with guys inside them! Still, you gotta admit, it's always fun watching grunts running away screaming like small children. I'm a good driver, though if you're a marine and you're in front of my Warthog, you better get out of the way. I'm a pretty decent shot with a sniper rifle (By decent I mean I usually kill the target after 3 shots, 1 to try to headshot him, and the other 2 while screaming out loud). I also have my own personal SMG, which I named Charlie. Don't ask why I named it that. Seriously. You'll have nightmares.

Multiplayer
Everytime I play in multiplayer on Halo 3, the first thing I go for is the SMGs, and no, not just n00bs use them. I also believe that Shotgun camping is a legitimate strategy. I also enjoy blasting everything in sight that is not my colour (and sometimes is my colour) with a Spartan Laser, and I have nicknamed every gun and vehicle so far in the Halo games. (Eg. SMG = Charlie, Assault Rifle = Jake, Gravity Hammer = Jeff...)

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 * 1) GruntMaster772
 * 2) Whats up. Mr. Halonerd  [[Image:Ajax-loader.gif|20px]]  My Talk  | My FanFic 21:01, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Bam!--General RyanTheGreat 14:12, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
 * Sergeant  Masterchief46517  [[Image:7thHelljumpers.jpg|20px]] com link 04:27, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Hello-General Kits, The 34th
 * 2) Knock Knock right back atcha! Firstcabalist088 19:49, 13 October 2008 (UTC)