User:Spartan-777


 * http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/User_profile:Spartan-777
 * We are the pirates, we don't do anything.
 * We just stay at home, and lie around.
 * And if you ask us, to do anything,
 * we'll just tell you, we don't do anything.
 * Well I've never been to Greenland,
 * and I've never been to Denver,
 * and I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul,
 * and I've never been to Moscow,
 * and I've never been to Tampa,
 * and I've never been to Boston in the fall.
 * 'Cause we're the Pirrates Who Don't Do Anything.            *We just stay at home, and lie around.
 * And if you ask us, to do anything,
 * we'll just tell you, we don't do anything.
 * And I've never hoist the main sail,
 * and I've never swabbed the poop deck,
 * and I've never veered to starboard, 'cause I've never sailed at all.
 * And I've never walked the gang plank,
 * and I've never owned a parrot,
 * and I've never been to Boston in the fall.
 * 'Cause we're the Pirrates Who Don't Do Anything.
 * We just stay at home, and lie around.
 * And if you ask us, to do anything,
 * we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
 * Well I've never plucked a rooster,
 * and I am not too good at ping-pong,
 * and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
 * and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
 * and I've never gotten head lice,
 * and I have never been to Boston in the Fall.
 * Captain-"Huh?, What are you talking about?! What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?!"
 * Pirate-"Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about piratey things!"
 * Oh.
 * Captain-"And who's ever kissed a chipmunk?! That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up?! Am I right? What do you think?"
 * Pirate-"I think you look like Cap'n Crunch..."
 * Captain-"Huh? No I don't!"
 * Pirate-"Yes you do."
 * Captain-"Do not!"
 * Pirate-"You're making me hungry..."
 * Captain-"That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"
 * Pirate-"Says who."
 * Captain-"Says the Cap'n! That's who!"
 * Pirate-"Oh, yeah? Aye, aye, Cap'n Crunch!hehehehe!"
 * Captain-"AARGH!"
 * Pirate-"Yikes!"
 * And I've never licked a spark plug,
 * and I've never sneezed a stink bug,
 * and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball,
 * and I've never bathed in yougurt,
 * and I don't look good in pink...
 * Captain-"You just don't get it..."
 * And we've never been to Boston in the Fall.
 * Pirate-"Yes you do."
 * Captain-"Do not!"
 * Pirate-"You're making me hungry..."
 * Captain-"That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"
 * Pirate-"Says who."
 * Captain-"Says the Cap'n! That's who!"
 * Pirate-"Oh, yeah? Aye, aye, Cap'n Crunch!hehehehe!"
 * Captain-"AARGH!"
 * Pirate-"Yikes!"
 * And I've never licked a spark plug,
 * and I've never sneezed a stink bug,
 * and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball,
 * and I've never bathed in yougurt,
 * and I don't look good in pink...
 * Captain-"You just don't get it..."
 * And we've never been to Boston in the Fall.
 * Pirate-"Yikes!"
 * And I've never licked a spark plug,
 * and I've never sneezed a stink bug,
 * and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball,
 * and I've never bathed in yougurt,
 * and I don't look good in pink...
 * Captain-"You just don't get it..."
 * And we've never been to Boston in the Fall.
 * Captain-"You just don't get it..."
 * And we've never been to Boston in the Fall.
 * And we've never been to Boston in the Fall.