.fortune

Summary
In Halo 1, if you create a new profile (or edit an existing one) and call it ".fortune", a random saying will appear on the screen. List of sayings:


 * All your hard work will pay off.
 * Everything lies in silence.
 * If anything can go wrong, it will at the worst possible moment. (The very basic and first of "Murphy's Laws"!)
 * Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. (Also a Murphy's Law.)
 * Never wear your best pants when fighting for freedom.
 * Rest is good, but idleness is its brother.
 * Smile when you're ready.
 * You cannot fall off the floor. (Also a Murphy's Law.)
 * Your luck is about to change.
 * I like beans.