User:Mr. Hanky

All about Me - yay!

I am a strong believer in Bungie's plan to rule the world, and I think they are already building that massive catapult they are talking about - y'know, the one that flings their enemies into the sun? Why doesn't everyone play Bungie's games, so no-one will have to get brutally incinerated? Why? I first played Halo at my friend's house, and always came home wanting more. Gradually I got better until one Christmas I asked for my own Xbox 360, and Halo 3. I got even better until I payed Half-life 2 for a week, so now I suck. I often get insulted just because I am British. Just to clarify a few details:


 * British people do not sit on the lawn and eat tea and crumpets all day long.
 * We don't spend our lives playing croquet. If you even know what that is (no offense to people who do know what it is).
 * We don't drink tea with our little fingers up. Only the queen does that.

Sorry about that but I had to get that off my chest. ''Shhh! Me hunting He-wa-tic!'' Spec-ops Grunt, the Battle of the Gas Mine ''This is a humanity calamity. And that rhymes.'' This is for all the honeys I ain't sexin' 'cos I'm out here fightin' you! Your goin' all the way back to planet Jackass, jackass! That was a lot of people dyin' at once. Marines, Second Battle of Earth. ''You are, all of you, vermin. Cowering in the dirt, thinking...what, I wonder? That you can escape the coming fire? Your world will burn until it's surface is but glass! And not even your Demon can creep, blackened, to mar the reflection of our passage. For your destruction is the will of the gods! And I? I am their instrument!'' High Prophet of Truth D'you treat your mother like that? Marine, First Battle of Earth. ''At the enrichment centre, we believe that a highly motivated test subject can complete rather complex tests while under the most intense pain. So, if you don't make it through the testing, Goodbye! GlaDOS, Portal''