User:Digipatd/Blood Gulch Setting

The Perfect Setting for Blood Gulch
If this is the universe I think it is, I live in the same time you probably do, unless I'm dead already and you are reading this sometime in the future. (Or is it the present for you?) Or maybe I'm from the future, and you are all already dead! Why?!!

Place
North Carolina, United States of America. Time zone GMT -05:00. There is nothing here. Unless you count me, and the street light. And the Dr. Pepper vending machine. Sounds like we could make a pretty flippin' sweet band together. Would the vending machine play drums? Definitely. Back to the topic... There are also two bases, made of grey. That's right. Made of the color Grey, and lots of pixels to hold the Grey together. And don't go to my town unless I invite you. You will be stabbed multiple times, just like the Coast Guard guys who made dock here.

Request
Do we have any artists at Halopedia? If so, it'd be cool if that person could make my band a reality. You know, draw me at electric, Dr. Pepper vending machine at drums, street light at... . Throw in anything else you want, like platypuses. Or groundhogs. And the band will be called Lüxzor (Luke Soar). It sounds awesome and German. And über-METAL!!!

To make "ü", hold Alt, and press 1, 2, 9. I know I'm more 1337 than you.

Time
The time now is 19:09 in military time. For anyone who can't do simple subtraction, that's about 7:09 PM. The date is Thursday, April 26th, 2007. Last Friday was Friday the 13th. I know, lucky me. Oh, and President Bush is still the President, surprisingly enough. Believe me, I know this. I'm talking to you, Ryan. The current console generation is as follows: Microsoft, Xbox 360; Nintendo, Wii, DS Lite; Sony, Playstation 3, Playstation Portable. The current operating system is Windows Vista from Microsoft.

PS: Microsoft.

People
Me, my dog, the vending machine. You know how it goes. Oh, and I don't go to school in the town I officially live in. I go to Manteo High School, and It's way better over there. I know people there. Ryan might know "EtH DeaDShoT". He goes to my school, a sophomore. I know another Sophomore, but that's a secret. "What secret?" you may ask, "Is it The Secret?" To that I only have this to say: oh, you know.