User:EliteMaster117



"Don't make a girl a promise, if you know you can't keep it."

- Cortana, telling John-117 memorable words.

Knight isn't my real last name, just my pen-name. I live in Texas. I DO NOT have an accent. Yee-haw. Stereotypes. Pwsch!

Tidbits

 * Nick never sleeps, only slips.
 * Nick can do homework by staring hard.
 * Nick has a dog, named Rocket, who knows where you live.
 * Nick can sky dive, while simultaneously eating pie, and mining for gold.
 * Nick is awesome
 * Nick has a lot of friends. He uses mind tricks on them to get their precious money.
 * This user HATES Total Drama Island and Spongebob.

Signature
This is my only, and current signature.

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 Image:TEABAGZ.gif|Me, BloodThorn17, teabagging an anonymous friend. Image:66811067-Full.jpg|Sacrifice is always worth more than victory. Image:66811357-Full.jpg|Pride and glory. Image:66813064-Full.jpg|Ninja's, at full speed ahead! Image:Demagolhead.jpg|Demagol, the evil Mandalorian scientist. He's out to get your brainz! Image:Juno_Headshot.jpg|Juno Eclipse rocks! That's Juno. Ya, over there! Image:Halo_3_Armor_by_lukedenby.jpg|I found this, it looks cool. Image:Yoda_Ambush.jpg|Size matters not. Hmm, hmm. Image:1212228984 Councilor meets a rabbit.png|Aww, he's such a cutie. Rayman Raving Rabid Rabbits! Kill it! Image Credit: Liriel Image:1211811995 Sniezki.png|No more snowballz fun. Aww. :( Image Credit: Liriel Image Credit: Liriel Image:1215645880 Jackal Blood.jpg|The murder weapon seems to have been... A little green guy. Image:1215578204 Hunter.jpg|Suck orange juice Yoda! Image:Infectionforms Halo1.jpg|The force is strong in this one, oh, wait, it's just a Rocket Launcher. Image:1203480193 Paryy.png|Brute like party, why you not like party? Image:1235003008-Brute1.jpg|BRUTE IS MAD! Brute wanted German Chocolate cake! Not Chocolate German Cake! Image:1204164206 544043511 l.jpg|Live and let die. Image:1207157285 Gorrila.gif|AAAH! He's a mad man, err, ape! Image:1226115316 Major Strike.jpg|Majorly Dead. Image:1209915578 Funny Pictures Halo Gangsta Grunt-1-.jpg|Gansta Grunt has a fit. Image:1205686484 1890-Medium.jpg|No one can haz recon. Image:1213570983 Dance whoop.gif|Umm? Is there any one else I can talk to!? Image:Not-so-scary-now-01.jpg|Noot so scary now are ya Hunter!? Image:1223931178 KFC Nightmare.gif|Come back KFC! Image:HW35.png|*Baby Face* Image:H3 MP Orbital 3p-02.jpg|Reconz hatez you! Image:MisterEscher.jpg|No comment. Image:Byebye.jpg|I'm having a bad day. Image:Wikipedia.jpg|(Citation Needed) Image:Crank That Soulja Boy.jpg|Crank that Soulja Boy! Image:Coffeebreak.jpg|I hate Mondays. Image:ScaryHUD.gif|Oh, holy, crap. Image:Smilely warthog.jpg|I think it looks more like a Puma. Image:Dragfullauto4yf.gif|Constant brass monkeys. Image:Girls Play Halo Too.jpg|It was Blemo's idea. Image:StarWarsSuperCoolGif.gif|Fire! Fire! Drop the gun! Pukirk! Image:Overkill 4 deaths.jpg|Ewwy! He blew a raspberry! Image:SAS Commandos.jpg|As Blemo stated, CoD4 takes away your Halo spirit, and It did this to me. Once. Image:Run, Smith, run.gif|I scream! You scream! We all scream for Ice Cream! Image:Sniping animation.gif|Ouch. Image:Halo3-KarateSpartan.jpg|Everybody was Kung-Fu fightin, everybody was fast as lightnin! Image:66933080-Full.jpg|More confetti! Image:66929505-Full.jpg|The dam broke! Run for your lives! Image:SPARTANMe.jpg|Me, pre-motem. 