User:PumasAreReal

"What kills us makes us stronger. I mean what doesn't kill us! Crap. Can we redo that?"

- Me

Hi. My name is Tim. I'm a huge Halo and Call of Duty fan. I write a lot of Halo fanon and have recently been able to put it on the Internet. If you want to know more about my fanon, read on.

History
I was born in San Antonio, Texas, and had lived there for five years before moving to Florida. I have lived in the South my whole life and can't stand the cold.

I hope to someday get my fanon published by Bungie, but until then, I'll keep putting it up on the Internet.

Guestbook.
If you visit, please leave your username and Social Security number. >:]

1. Yay I have first signature. I am employing sarcasm. Nice userpage. Halo and 24 fan

2. -- Lt. Commander Mendez Nice page.

Quote of the Week
"I know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

Bilbo Baggins, in The Fellowship of the Ring.

Word of the Week
Sandal Tan

Dumb Idea
I saw an ad for a "Solar-Powered Flashlight." Why? Why are all the dumb people in charge of product development?

My Fanon
One fanon story I have been writing is Gray Team. The main character is a Spartan-II named Logan-81. It is an alternate Halo story, where anything can happen. To read more, go to this site:

http://home.earthlink.net/~dfwalsh/

This was the first fanon story I put on the Internet. I've finished the fourth part, which is the conclusion.

My next fanon story is still a work in progress. It's about a UNSC battle group who discovers another Halo. The main character is an ODST Lance Corporal named Jeff Ross. Here is the first part so far:

File: Operation WOLFHOUND

Classification: Level Umbra

Public Key: none (not open to public)

FLEETCOM Key: WH-93-2552



Summary

Operation WOLFHOUND was created in 2552 by ONI Section Three to try and find the Covenent homeworld. (For a list of all ships and personnel, see here.) This operation was a failure, with five of the seven ships confirmed destroyed and two vessels, the Aphrodite-class destroyer Above Reproach and the Shade-class Prowler Unseen, MIA.

It is unknown what caused these ships to go missing. They may have made a random Slipspace jump, per the Cole Protocol. It is interesting that the Above Reproach went missing, as she carried a very important cargo (for further details, see here: ONI level X-ray clearance only!)

Related

Operation BERSERK, 2551 (Fail)

Operation TRIDENT, 2549 (Fail)

Operation RUNNER, 2543 (Unknown)

Project REARGUARD, 2552 (Classified)



Halo and Halopedia
Sadly, I don't have a 360, but I have played Halo 3 a few times. I am really bad. You would not believe how bad I am. (Actually, I'm not that great at the other games either, but who cares?) I also dont have LIVE, which is pretty annoying.

In the games, my favorite character is Johnson. He is just too cool! If I was a Marine, I would want to be an ODST. They are amazing. (And a bit crazy, so I'd fit right in.)

On Halopedia, I have a few pages I like and dislike.

Favorite page: here

Least favorite page: here

Halo Quotes
"I would have been your daddy but the dog beat me over the fence!"

-Avery J. Johnson

"Warning! Old Man Marty, who we used to respect, is actually a con man. He will be beaten with a stick tomorrow morning."

-Intercom in New Mombassa

"Warning! If you want to play ball, you must have a ball."

-Intercom in New Mombassa

"Sssh! Me hunting he-wa-tic!"

-Grunts in Halo 2 level The Arbiter

"I? I am a monument to all of your sins."

-Gravemind

"I...am...Truth! The voice of the Covenant!"

-High Prophet of Truth

"There are things about Halo that even the Hierarchs do not understand..."

-Arbiter

"On and on shall old war go,/ Without respite my blood will flow/ O'er your eyes til they cannot see/ The impossiblity of victory."

-Writ of Union, unknown Covenant author

Off the Site
Here's some stuff off of Halopedia that's cool:

http://www.homestarrunner.com/

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=192097275742750585&q=game+experience+may+change

Operation: FEARMONGER
''The following is an ONI restricted file. It details the experiences of the Marines in involved in Operation: FEARMONGER. The goal of this mission was to insert a group of ODST Marines onto Covenant-held planets and attack patrols and convoys, distracting the Covenant commanders and opening the way for a large attack.''

/Begin File/

''Background noise: Jungle, insects. Equipment can be heard clanking.''

Sergeant King: "Valdez, where have you been? We need a sniper now!"

Pfc. Valdez: "Sorry Sarge, I just-"

Sgt. King: "You just nothing! Get up there! And where's Ross?"

Pvt. Harris: "He went off to check out some disturbance. The perimeter sensors pinged a contact."

Sgt. King: "I'll bet it was just one of those stupid giant rats. That's all right, though- we do need something to eat."

''Marines laugh. Suddenly COM activates.'' L. Cpl. Ross: "Help! There's a bunch of Baby Kongs out here! Help me! Oh G-"

Crunching sound, possibly Gravity Hammer.

Sgt. King: "Okay, let's move! Get out of here!"

''Background noise: Heavy movement. Shouting in Jiralhanae tongue and standard. Rattle of automatic weapons is heard.''

Unidentified Brute (shouting): "Surrender, and your pitiful lives will be-" ''cut off mid-speech. Sound of shotgun blast.''

Cpl. Travers: "Take that, you gorilla! Oh s-"

Recording ends.