Master Gunnery Sergeant (Armory)/Quotes

Quotes made by Master Gunnery Sergeant (Armory).

Quotes

 * "So, Johnson, when you gonna tell me how you made it back home in one piece?"


 * "Pfft, my ass! Well you can forget about those adjustments to your A2 scope! And you're sure to-"


 * "Get the hell outta my armory split-lip, OH GOD! [aaaaaarghhh!!...] "


 * "His armor's working fine, Johnson, so shut your chili-hole."


 * "Come on now is that a weapon or a flashlight!"


 * "Well, I guess it was all obsolete, anyway."-referring to destroyed equipment


 * "Your new suit's a Mark VI, just came up from Songnam this morning. Try and take it easy till you get used to the upgrades."


 * "Okay, let's test your targeting, first thing. Please look at the top light." (Once the Chief does as he's told)"Good. Now look at the bottom light." (Once the Chief does as he's told)"Alright. Look at the top light again." (Once the Chief does as he's told)"That's it. Now the bottom one." (Once the Chief does as he's told)"Okay.


 * "Tracking looks sketchy, I'm gonna run you through the full diagnostic. The diagnostic software sets your targeting system to be normal. Go ahead and look at the four lights, Chief. You want me to leave it like that, or make it inverted?"
 * "Look, just because the brass kisses your ass doesn't mean I will!"


 * "Just what this place needed: a couple of real live targets!" (In Co-Op)


 * "For all ya' friends, I've got enough ammo for all of youse... aaaaaaaargh!!"


 * "Oh God!!"


 * If you jump after you get out of the inhibitors he yells "Hey, take it easy!"


 * If you continue jumping he says "Careful, you'll tear a tendon doing that!"


 * Jump some more and he says "Fine, but don't come cryin' to me when you rip your leg out of its socket..."