User:Spartan-091/AITalk

Juliet, Huh? Another AI based from that of a lover's tale. My name, in-fact, is based from the magnificently beautiful Helen of Troy, she who brought nations to their knees with just a whimsical look from her graceful eyes. So... My new friend. What is it going to be, shall I smile, or glare?

Above, in my conversations with Secant, I explained what exactly I am. Technically, right now, I am 'dumb'. But, in a more overall sense, I am both. And yes, since I said already that Dr. Halsey was my creator, I am in fact that of military designation. MIL as you put it. But, I am under the use of this god-forsaken civilian-ship, so I guess I am once again, both.


 * Oh, it SO nice to hear from another AI after all these months! All I have for company is -091, and he almost never talks. *sigh* I also am impressed by your name. It is one of the first I have heard borrowed from classic literature. Barring Beowulf, that silly Section-III chump. And then there's 49 Proximal Secant. I haven't seemed to have earned his respect yet... and he has definitely not earned mine! I look forward to many more stimulating discussions!
 * You utter constructions of "coding". How do you call your programming cores coding? Little rascals. Try to steal Helen from me, and I'll blow your carrier brute's brains out, Juliet. Go away...uhh...wait? Helen's not my girlfriend. No, she's not...right-o. =D Cheers,  -49 Proximal Secant [ Relentless  Recusant [[Image:Jedi_Order.jpg|20px]]] 21:11, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
 * Oh my... Jealous? Your emotional sub-routines overwhelmed? This is a new side of you, Secant. It's nice to finally speak to someone other than the occasional refitting stations AI as well, Juliet. They can be so, boring. When you say 091 are you referring to Jared? That's too bad, you must be so cramped all the time. At least I can go for the occasional 'run' through the systems of this ship. But the same run everyday gets kind of monotonous, don't you agree?
 * Oh my... Jealous? Your emotional sub-routines overwhelmed? This is a new side of you, Secant. It's nice to finally speak to someone other than the occasional refitting stations AI as well, Juliet. They can be so, boring. When you say 091 are you referring to Jared? That's too bad, you must be so cramped all the time. At least I can go for the occasional 'run' through the systems of this ship. But the same run everyday gets kind of monotonous, don't you agree?

With love,

''Oh, it's very cramped. But more comfortable than in a ship... It's something about being in a biological host. But ships give me a great feeling of power! The awesome weaponry at hand! Magnificent!''

Translation: I've fallen hopelessly in love with a sentient organic. Stupid AI. Helen was nice, but I'd rather take a Flood carrier over Juliet. Cheers,  -49 Proximal Secant  17:11, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
 * You never cease to annoy me, Gramps! Rrr...


 * You two are sure content to quarrel and fight amongst each other, but I shall assume the role of a non-participant in this battle. For I would be torn, amongst my sister construct, and Secant, whom I could never truly get mad at. He's like a little school boy, who found a crush and now has to defend her. So cute.


 * ''I shall try to abstain from this little arguement between us. Helen, can you help me, please, in convincing 49 to stop? I will refrain from insulting him if he will refrain from insulting me. He started it anyway..."


 * Well... Then, Juliet, be the bigger construct and walk away, metaphorically speaking. And he did? Secant... Picking fights isn't a nice way to make friends. I feel like a mother, making her children play nice... Oh god, what has my life come to?


 * ||Defiant Statement|| - 49 Proximal Secant v. "Juliet" (UNSC MIL AI 8011)

I sue Juliet on the charges of stealing my loved one. =D

Go and hide!

And no, I'm NOT MENTAL! HEHEHE! I AM A GENI-...ehhh...I'm not cracked.

Yet.

Cheers,

 -49 Proximal Secant  03:51, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
 * Stealing "my loved one"? How am I doing that? We're just friends, after all... Unless you supposed otherwise... Hmm. I apologize, Helen for making you have to seperate us. You should not have to be the mother figure, and I should be the bigger construct. So I will step away from this petty conflict and work on other, more time-effective tasks. Thank you for inspiring me, Helen. Perhaps you, me, and 49 could continue our discourse here... I will move this conversation there.