User:Mechanical-Menace

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 * 1) Nice page.I like the funny userboxes.-Zeno Panthakree
 * 2) Nice page.Wanna be friends?-Infested One

= About Me= I like to blow stuff up.... Any who, I love to watch Lewis Black, Carlos Mencia, & Dane Cook. I'm currently a Sophomore at SHS. I currently have 11 friends here on Halopedia. I devoutly believe that 7 rules our world & is just about everywhere you look. I like to use the lowercase "o" instead of 0's, I don't know why.... I currently own & have beaten both Halo: Combat Evolved & Halo 2 on Legendary & don't find Halo 2 a challenge unless I have the Thunderstorm Skull active.

Here's a little poem I made up, & no, it doesn't rhyme -- "We are called the Hercules of our day, indestructible, Incorruptible, we are guided by our Spirit of Fire Forward Unto Dawn, In Amber Clad armor, our enemies will soon learn the Truth, & hopefully, will find a state of Reconciliation as our Shadow of Intent grows ever longer."

Moments In The Halo Series
These are some of my best & worst moments in in the Haloverse

Funniest

 * 1) Playing a Slayer match against a buddy on Waterworks, I shot him at the Red Base, then went to the Blue Base, went inside the Blue Base, & found his body stuck in the wall.... (view picture in "Gallery" section to see it)
 * 2) Rockets against same guy, this time on Zanzibar. I opened the gate, he came in the gate, I shot him as he jumped, he hit the top of the gate then fell & got his head stuck in the folding part of the bottom of the gate.... (view picture in "Gallery" section to see it)

Worst

 * 1) Stuck by 4 Grunts on Gravemind, but I kamikaze'd them, so, HA!
 * 2) Sniped myself on Zanzibar, I shot the "Do Not Swim" signs on the beach & it f_ck1ng ricocheted back at me....
 * 3) Got on top of the windmill on Zanzibar, thought "Hm, I wonder what would happen if I threw a Plasma Grenade straight up?", I stuck myself....
 * 4) On High Charity, I killed everyone in the 1st room, ran to the Grav-Lift, but there was Flood. I ran back into the room, stuck one, then they rushed me. I didn't know about the Plasma Grenades on the floor....

Craziest

 * 1) Got the Scarab Gun, died, said "Screw this!", went to Coagulation, set it to spawn with Plasma Rifle, shot at the rocks, it fired the f_ck1ng Scarab blast!
 * 2) On Zanzibar, I was on the beach, playing Slayer against my 2 buddies, one was heading for the windmill, I jumped & threw a Plasma Grenade, as I did this the other one shot the explosive barrels, giving me more height. I died in air, but stuck the one heading for the windmill. (Could qualify as one of my best)
 * 3) Snipers against 2 buddies on Zanzibar. I threw a Plasma Grenade at the guy at "Camp Froman", he shot as my 'nade was about to stick him, the shot hit the 'nade & sent it flying & it stuck to the other guy. The one who shot got hit by the ricochet. Somehow, this gave me a Double Kill....
 * 4) Rockets while both of us were invisible on Lockout. I lobbed a Frag at the Grav-Lift, he came out of said lift, it flew at him & bounced off his head. I couldn't recreate it if I tried.

Best

 * 1) Stuck a Drone on Cairo Station, it swarmed with its buddies, grenade exploded killing all of the Drones.
 * 2) Killed the Dreadnaught with a Pistol....
 * 3) Actually didn't lose any of my Elite allies during Quarantine Zone on Legendary.

Covenant


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