User:Sgt D Grif

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You can often find me moderating on chat, continuing to be the Czar of Images, or doing various other administrative things. I also get stuff done occasionally on the RvB Wiki and Destiny Wiki. I own every Halo game except Halo 2. And yes, I've played it several times. But yeah, not much to really say here. If you need to get ahold of me (probably for Wiki business since no one ever just wants to say "Hi"), and leaving me a talk page message isn't how you want to do it, click right here for my Twitter. I'll check that every once in a while. If I'm not in chat, I'm probably at my shit college, getting a worthless degree, or playing Xbox, accomplishing nothing. (Ironically place award below:)

Goals
Note that edit counts are based off of the count provided by Wikia, and not the true number of edits, which is higher but not measured.


 * Reach 100 edits
 * Reach 200 edits
 * Reach 300 edits
 * Reach 343 edits
 * Reach 400 edits
 * Reach 500 edits
 * Reach 600 edits
 * Reach 700 edits
 * Reach 800 edits
 * Reach 900 edits
 * Reach 1,000 edits
 * Reach 1,250 edits
 * Reach 1,500 edits
 * Reach 1,750 edits
 * Reach 2,000 edits
 * Reach 2,500 edits
 * Reach 3,000 edits
 * Reach 3,500 edits
 * Reach 4,000 edits
 * Reach 4,500 edits
 * Reach 5,000 edits


 * Exterminate garbage categories
 * Rebuild the category system
 * Hide from the ponies
 * Go a day without getting pissed with Wikia glitches.
 * Learn how to edit without fucking everything up
 * Make an awesome profile page
 * Save the day
 * Make the chat laugh
 * Solve a shitload of problems
 * Go a day without saying something stupid
 * Turn a newb into a respectable user
 * Become respectable myself
 * Moderate the fuck outta chat
 * Administrate the fuck outta HN
 * Have someone else make me a sandwich
 * Get a real life
 * Think of a good goal to reach
 * Think of a reason why I should continue futile efforts.
 * Fill the Wiki with images.
 * Take a nap
 * Inexplicably be recognized as the founder of Wikia
 * Figure out why the above occurred

What you should know
I'm not one of those people who expects you to pretend to care about what's going on in my life and whatnot. However, there's a few things that it might benefit you to know:
 * 1) I am a Chat Moderator. That means when you're being an idiot in chat, I'm the one that's going to deal with you. That also means that if I say to do something (or more likely not do something), you should probably listen.


 * 1) I am an Administrator. That means when you're being an idiot on the Wiki, I'm the one of the people that's going to deal with you. That also means that if I say to do something (or more likely not do something), you should probably listen.
 * 2) I'm not stupid. If you sit there and try to trick me or come up with some elaborate bullshit story, it's most likely not going to work. So don't waste my time and your time. If I was stupid, I probably wouldn't have become an admin here. Think about it.
 * 3) I don't have patience for bullshit. If you're intentionally causing an issue and then try to come up with some sort of loophole or technicality, I'm not going to care. If you get told not to do something, don't do it, plain and simple.
 * 4) I'm the unofficial Czar of Images. That means, if you go upload some crappy 200 pixel image of something, there's a good chance that I'm going to be the one to fix it. As you can see here, I am quite capable of getting proper HD images of things. I also tend to remove duplicate images. So if something already exists in HD, don't reupload it in lower res.
 * 5) I'm pretty experienced with categories too. A large number of edits of mine are category work of both mainspace articles and files on the wiki. That also means that if you add a bullshit category, I'm going to notice.
 * 6) I am not Geoff Ramsey. Stop asking.
 * 7) No you can't. If you have to ask if it's alright to post something, it most likely isn't. If you are asking if you can be a mod/admin/whatever, you most likely aren't going to be chosen as one. This also goes for conversations. Don't ask everyone to talk about something, instead follow the flow of conversation, and build into topics appropriately. That doesn't mean if you have a question, you shouldn't ask it, but if everyone is for instance talking about categories on the wiki, you won't get an outstanding response to "Who's excited for (insert upcoming thing here)?" or "Can we talk about (insert whatever here)?" Before you go say "Grif said I can't do this!", the above is not a rule. It's a suggestion from me. And considering that I'm a chat moderator and know how chat works, if I'm suggesting not to do something, it's most likely for a reason.
 * 8) The edit window has a Preview button. Use it before you publish half a dozen versions of the same page. Make all your edits at once, preview them to make sure you didn't screw up, and then once you're sure you're done with the page and everything is correct, then hit Save. Don't make us have to wade through half a dozen terrible edits to see what you messed up and did wrong.

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PC:

 * Halo: Combat Evolved
 * Fallout 3
 * Zoo Tycoon and Zoo Tycoon 2
 * Roller Coaster Tycoon 1, 2, and 3
 * SimCity Classic and SimCity 2000
 * Team Fortress 2

SNES:

 * Super Mario All-Stars
 * Super Mario World
 * Star Fox
 * Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster Busts Loose!
 * Donkey Kong Country 1, 2, and 3

GameCube:

 * Metroid Prime and Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
 * The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker and Twilight Princess
 * Super Smash Bros. Melee
 * Pokémon Colosseum
 * Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
 * The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age
 * Countless movie games

GameBoy and GameBoy Color:

 * The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
 * The Simpsons: Bart & the Beanstalk
 * Galaga & Galaxian
 * Pokémon Blue Version
 * Pokémon Gold Version

​GameBoy Advance:

 * Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire, FireRed, LeafGreen, and Emerald Versions
 * Metroid Zero Mission
 * Countless movie games

Nintendo DS

 * Metroid Prime Hunters
 * New Super Mario Bros.
 * Animal Crossing
 * Metroid Prime Pinball
 * Mario Kart DS

Wii

 * Mario Kart Wii
 * Metroid Prime Trilogy
 * Punch-Out!!
 * Metroid Other M
 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl
 * The Simpsons Game
 * Super Mario Galaxy

Xbox 360

 * Battlefield 3
 * Borderlands 2
 * Back to Karkand
 * Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
 * Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
 * Call of Duty: Black Ops
 * Dead Space
 * Fallout New Vegas
 * Forza Horizon
 * Forza Motorsport 4
 * Grand Theft Auto IV
 * The Ballad of Gay Tony
 * Halo 3
 * All Map Packs
 * Halo 3: ODST
 * Halo 4
 * Halo: Reach
 * Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary
 * Halo Wars
 * Madden NFL 12
 * Saints Row The Third

Games I would enjoy owning for my xbox

 * Grand Theft Auto V
 * Some DLC for stuff
 * Really anything that isn't utter garbage

Grif's Random News
Surprisingly, Grif has news. I have just been promoted to Administrator!

I am also still very sick, so I will most likely be on for more erratic periods of time until I eventually get better. However, I am still able to come on and administrate you, so don't worry. :P

Boredom
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