User:Spartan 113 - The Unlucky Furball

Unlucky Furball
Unlucky Furball, otherwise known as Mick, Michael, Reaper and 'Hey, you! Get out from behind those bushes' is just a very unlucky guy. An unlucky guy + felines = Unlucky Furball.

What has this got to do with Halo?
Nothing, really. This little furball has had a love for Halo ever since his old friend bought it over to his place. Since then, he has made comics, fanfictions and other spoofs/fan-thingies.

A story?
Nope, no story here.

Characters
These are the characters featured in the comic series 'Incapacitated!'and often used in role play.

The year is... uh... Look, it's the freakin' future. The UNSO is a 'Goodies' type division of the military. They do anything any time for the money. The recruits pilot vehicles to travel around. All recruits stationed aboard the 'Command Centre' (It orbits a planet) live eat, sleep and breathe there. Yes, the idea did come from Galaxy Angel. I don't care if sueage comes my way. Go away. The Recruits perform tedious tasks to earn money for the military.

Character name:
 * Michael John McCain.

Character birth:
 * 19/10.

Colour:
 * Green

Race:
 * Squirrel

Character appearance:
 * Bite sized & stubby.
 * Red fur & cyan eyes.

Character outfit:
 * Hoodie & Pants.
 * Normally wears a yellow hoodie with green shorts.

Character personality:
 * Corporal of the United Nations Special Operations strike force.
 * John normally greets people with a cheerful disposition, but often mutters what he really thinks of the person when they have their backs turned.
 * John likes to play shooting based videogames, drink and go on spontaneous adventures.
 * John just wants to live his life to the fullest, playing videogames, hang with his mates, etc.

Character background: 1. Don't smoke. 2.Don't drink. 3.Don't swear. As he grew into a mischievous teenager, John disregarded his mum's second rule. He liked to pull pranks on people, to hang with his mates, and girls. When John moved out of his house, he joined the UNSO with Pierre.
 * John was born into his family of five as a sweet, charming little boy. His mum's golden rules were:

Character weapons:
 * When on an adventure, John normally carries around a metal baseball bat that has multiple dents in it and is a little bent.
 * He uses weapons suitably to the situation.
 * He likes his guns.

Abilities
 * High agility.
 * Advanced accuracy.

Character trivia:
 * John's first name is Michael, but uses his second name instead.
 * John is single.
 * He can't haz recon.
 * The pockets in his hoodie disobey the laws of physics, being seemingly bottomless and they seem to ignore the mass of an item placed in them.
 * John is based on Conker from BFD.

Character name:
 * Pierre Van Moore.

Character birth:
 * 13/10.

Colour:
 * Blue

Race:
 * Cat

Character appearance:
 * Moderately sized.
 * Shoulder length black fur with green eyes.
 * Wears a blue bell on a collar.

Character outfit:
 * Leather jacket, blue shirt, brown belt with a gold buckle, blue pants.
 * Normally wears black & blue.

Character personality:
 * Pierre is part of the UNSO.
 * Pierre is quite innocent for his age, and quite childish. Nobody knows why. Nobody cares.
 * Pierre likes to go on quests for no particular reason, play videogames, edit Wikipedia with false information & do stuff with Alexis.
 * Pierre is currently questing. Nobody really knows why he's doing it, not even Alexis. There's doubt that even he knows what he's doing. There's a theory that he's questing for recon, but this is false because he doesn't have Halo 3. He hasn't left the apartment to actually 'quest', so nobody really really cares.

Character background:
 * Pierre was bullied quite a lot as a kid, because of his long hair and his understanding of the world. Before he met John, he believed that the 'coal' that Santa supposedly left kids was fecal matter, chocolate milk was the Easter Bunnie's blood and that the Tooth Fairy was the head of a major drug conspiracy. Although later on these theories were in fact confirmed, they sounded ridiculous. Pierre was in a very destitute family of three, his parents dying in a horrible accident when Master Chief Shooped Da Woop. Being left on his own for ages, he joined the UNSO with John.

Character weapons:
 * Pierre learned the ways of the sword, after being informed that death by indecent exposure was illegitimate and gay.
 * Pierre likes to use a flamethrower when available.
 * Also has a flail made out of a xbox controller.

Abilities
 * Defies the laws of common sense and physics.

Character trivia:
 * Pierre loves fire.
 * Pierre is taken.
 * Santa seemed to miss his chimney.
 * Wikipedia has banned Pierre's I.P code a total of 109 times, the same number of times that he has died and respawned.
 * Pierre is based on Leo from VG Cats.
 * Pierre has the intelligence of a duck.
 * Has set his pants on fire several counts.

Character name:
 * Alexis Winona Evangeline.

Character birth:
 * 10/3.

Colour:
 * Pink

Race:
 * Cat

Character appearance:
 * Tall & slender.
 * Long pink fur with blue eyes.

Character outfit:
 * Purple pinstripe jacket, black shirt, blue belt, purple pants.
 * Normally wears purple.

Character personality:
 * Alexis is currently aiding Pierre on his quest, mainly trying to find out what the hell he's doing.
 * Alexis treats the majority of people like they're idiots, except for her friends. She is quite intelligent but there are times where even Pierre can point our flaws in her plans.
 * Rather indifferent, but can get angered easily.
 * Alexis enjoys slaying monsters, videogames and Pierre's company.
 * Alexis is following Pierre on his quest, hoping to find out what he's doing, and to stop him from dying like a n00b. If it weren't for her, Pierre could have bought a box of pokky for an inflated price, give into peer pressure & played Yu-Gi-Oh.

Character background:
 * Alexis was born into a rich family that favoured her younger brother, Peter. She ran away from home and joined the UNSO for a place to live and a steady source of income.

Character weapons:
 * Alexis likes to use a bow of unimaginable evil that is impossible to dispose of that she bought from the flea market.
 * Alexis likes to use explosives when ballistics are involved.

Abilities
 * Beserk

Character trivia:
 * Alexis loves explosions.
 * Alexis is taken.
 * Alexis is a southpaw.
 * Alexis is based on Aeris from VG cats.
 * Alexis couldn't tell the time until she was 13.

Character name:
 * Renee Shokolädeaden.

Character birth:
 * 8/8.

Colour:
 * Purple

Race:
 * Human

Character appearance:
 * About John's height and adorable (According to Pierre).
 * Blue shoulder length hair with yellow eyes.

Character outfit:
 * Blue dress with a black trench coat.
 * Normally wears a blue dress.
 * Normally wears a hair band with some form of animal-like ears.

Character personality:
 * Renee goes wherever life takes her.
 * At times Renee can act like she's really tough but be in a really sweet mood, and vice versa.
 * Renee likes role-playing, lollies, reading, sketching and cosplaying (Nobody really knows about that last one!).
 * Renée has feelings for John.

Character background:
 * Nobody knows much about her past, (but mainly I can't be f••ked coming up with a story right now) but she joined the UNSO. She is of German descent, often saying things auf Deutsch rather than in English.

Character weapons:
 * Renee likes to use magic. (Or stab people in the shin. Whatever works.)
 * Renee likes to use lasers when rifles are available. (Like that bloody planet destroyer gun...)

Abilities
 * Mind reading
 * Telepathy

Character trivia:
 * Renee loves illusionists.
 * Renee is single.
 * Renee is based on Mint from Galaxy Angel.
 * John once caught Renee in an outfit he shouldn't have. Let's just say, that he never saw the end of it.

Character name:
 * Marathon.

Character birth:
 * xbo/x.

Colour:
 * Yellow.

Race:
 * A.I

Character appearance:
 * Stuffed penguin (Normally).
 * Whatever-the-hell he/she/it feels like.

Character personality:
 * Marathon is a sarcastic A.I
 * Loves bloodshed digital or real.
 * Marathon was an xbox.

Character background:
 * Marathon, being sick to hell of being pwn3d at Halo all the time, left the xbox he originally was and infected the command centre. After getting really peeved at his annoying personality, whiney voice and horrible jokes, Alexis downloaded him into a memory card. Marathon can speak through it, though. After being put back in the xbox by Pierre, put into a computer by John and hopelessly jammed into a frying pan by Hororas, Alexis found a suitable place for him. A stuffed penguin. Marathon's sarcasm and wit have gotten him kicked, shot, eaten, burned, molested and once someone spilled milk on him. They then proceeded to cry.

Character weapons:
 * Marathon, being an A.I, can hack into most things and mess with them.

Character trivia:
 * Marathon is based on Normad from Galaxy Angel.
 * Marathon's name came from 'Marathon' by Bungie.
 * The icon engraved in his memory card is the Marathon logo.
 * Marathon can be placed in a variety of places.

Stuff I plan to do

 * Finish my website


 * Make it fancy


 * Make comics


 * Do homework

Sign, please.
Bored? Sign your name here. Just because you sign, doesn't mean that you can has recon. No recon for you.


 * user:Sir Cheasolot-Woot!
 * Anau Nadum- Till death
 * Xenos Roadkill - If I can't have Recon, can I at least have cookie? ... (You actually plan to do homework?)
 * 20:40, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
 * BR Gladiator- Hoo Rah
 * Spartan 2008-o ye
 * User:Flood Hybrid:)
 * User:Spec-Opp Spartan Me wantz yourz reconz now pl0x. Me derservez reconz. =P
 * Give me recon Mwahaha- forget it, I've done ebough of that today
 * BananaCat 21:32, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
 * The  Adm  iral  13:16, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Juggernaut0102 (talk) 08:18, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
 * NINTENDOme 8:24PM June28
 * Jaws Redfield 12:42 30 june
 * Halopediagirl 14:01 2 July 2008
 * AngelOfIron 23:52, 25 July 2008 (UTC)