Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute and just sit right there Ill tell you how I became the Prince of a wiki that's dead
On Valve Wiki, born and raised Making useless pages is where I spent most of my days. Chillin out, blasting, killing off fools, I was shootin' some haters outside with Appule
When a couple of guys, who were green and gray, started making fun of how my dad was dead I got in one little fight and Comun got scared he said "I won't allow an autist to shitpost on my wiki"
Un defeated day after day, but it got lame so i searched for bigger game
I outwitted a twit and now Comun's throwing a fit so he can go suuuuuuck a tit
Fresh ass slap it just a tad don't question the prince swag hey girl why don't you make me a dad
Mmmpph aight this is gonna tight
I whistled for a pod and when it came near The license plate set "Halopedia" and everyone was in fear, If anything, I could say that that Juan Carlos was tough But I thought "Man, forget it, he's weak as fuck"
I... crashed, onto the wiki around 11:43, And I yelled out to Edis, "Yo homes, D-I-E" looking for Cris, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as The Prince of Halopedia