"But the bomb will kill thousands of harmless aliens inside that cruiser, and Makee might be down there! I can't do it! I'm going AWOL"
Cortana: "But you've gone AWOL 21 times already!"
Lord Hood: "They're attacking Earth right now and you just quit???"
Cheeks: "We need to make a peace treaty with the Covenant and help them in their great journey, so I could bang Makee another time!"
Lord Hood: "Just get that fucking bomb inside the fucking cruiser, do you fucking understand, Master Chief?!"
Cheeks: "Fucking no!"
Lord Hood: "Dude why did I even take this job..."
Officer: "Uh, sir?"
Lord Hood: "Son, You know, Ever since I was a little boy, learning the importance of Contraception methods and eating Ice creams from the bottom of the cone, I wanted to be... A Lumberjack!"