Bob Glessner is a tool engineer that worked on Halo 3.[1]


Nickname: Jejor

Classification: MiddleSchool

Current Job: Tools Programmer

Origin: East Coast USA

Blood Type: Green Slime

Age: 24

Weight: 165

Height: 4' 22"

Girth: Classified

Hobby: Partying and Generally Being Awesome

Ultimate Halo Match: Team Rockets, 1 Point for Betrayals, -1 Point for Suicides, -1 Points Killing Opponents.

Ultimate Snack: Peanut Butter, Jelly Bean, Sugar, and Jelly Sandwich

Favorite Pick Up Line: "Hi. I'm Bob. I Work For Bungie."

Favorite Song: Styx - Renegade


I was born. Now I live. For pizza.


Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
I do want to express myself, okay. And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.
I just thought... you were a guy.
Bet she wins best costume.
Winning is overrated.
I have to return some videotapes.
You mean Shenanigans?
The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you.
Yippee-ki-yay, melon farmer.
To War.


  1. Halo 3 Credits
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