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Hello I am 0nyx Sp1k3r but my real name is Dean and my gamer tag is PUMA pilot 361.If you stopped by,here are some funny halo machinimas and videos I'm sure you will love.PLEASE WATCH SOME OF THE MOVIES just click on the number next to the movies to watch them!

ALSO, I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE THINK BUT MASTER CHIEF IS SO AWESOME THAT HE MAKES CHUCK NORRIS LOOK LIKE: a.Richard Simmons b.Hello Kitty c.Halo Kitty or d.all of the left

Funny Halo MoviesEdit

RED VS BLUE THANKSGIVING.[1]

RED VS BLUE SARGEISMS.[2]

RED VS BLUE ZUNE.[3]

RED VS BLUE:EXPLOSIONS.[4]

A tribute to the elite part 1.[5]

A tribute to the elite part 2.[6]

Gameplay may change.[7]

Funny Halo 3 educational video.[8]

The Best Double Kill Ever In Halo 2.(the name says it all)[9]

5 Seconds of Fame.[10]

Halo meets DonkeyKong.[11]

FAV0RITE QU0TES Edit

BLARGH!!!-Crunchbite

My favorite was the part when you died ,Encore!,Bravo!-Sarge,(this the best one liner ever)

BET'CHA CAN'T STICK IT!!!-Cortana

We're gonna send you back to planet jackass!-Marine

HALO Tips Edit

  • When Halo 3 comes out always look at what kind of equipment you have with you.People have commonly made this mistake in the beta,what you probably thought was Bubble Shield turned out to be a Power Drainer when you use it.
  • My bro taught me this:Always go in with the shotgun not out.It means If you have a shotgun, your shields are down and a guy charging straight at you never backaway go straight at him,you'll have a bigger chance of NOT dying.
  • If you're planning what map you're gonna be on and you really want to win before you join a game, make your main color in your profile a color that is similar to the maps surroundings(for example:containment=white).It's not cheating it's around the same level as finding an overshield.
  • If it's a team match always make sure 1 or 2 players are guarding the person with the tranpsorting the flag,bomb,or skull.
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