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MeswakSafari 1265

  • I live in Earth
  • I was born on February 22
  • My occupation is Editor
  • I am Male



Hellomyname: MeswakSafari 1265

Welcome to my profile page! I am Lt.Meswak Safari. I can be seen editing the wiki or making blogs. I could give you more information about myself but then I'd have to kill you.

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My Goals

  1. Make 100 edits
  2. Make 500 edits
  3. Make 750 edits
  4. Add 10 pictures
  5. Add 25 pictures
  6. Add 50 pictures
  7. Get ranked in the top 100
  8. Get ranked in the top 75
  9. Get ranked in the top 50

Humor

One-liners:

"An honest cop is one who; when asked if he ever accepted a bribe, says "Yes"."  - Original

"Always tell the truth; unless you are an exceptionally good liar." - Original

"No one can have a higher opinion of him than I, and I think he is a dirty little beast." - W.S. Gilbert

"Only he could snatch such a spectacular defeat out of the jaws of victory." - Abraham Lincoln

"An optimist is a person with both feet planted firmly in the air." - F.D. Roosevelt

"He is so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started out to happen to somebody else." - Don Marquis

"Are you sure this damn thing's safe?" - Poisoner William Palmer on the scaffold

"The only way to catch a train is to miss the train before." - G.K. Chesterton

"History repeats itself; historians repeat each other." - Philip Guedalla

"It was a book to kill time for those who like it dead." - Critic Rose Macaulay

"No wonder." - C.A. Lejeune

"For the first time I envied my feet - they were asleep." - Film critic Hedda Hopper

"The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Arthur Bloch

"Friendship is so loyal and enduring that it can last a lifetime if not asked to lend money." - Mark Twain

"I have overcome my willpower and taken up smoking again." - Mark Twain

"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative." - M. Chevalier

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again; then give up. There is no use being a fool about it." - W.C. Fields

"With high-speed trains one would arrive at one's destination too early." - Anon

In the news:

"The IRA are indiscriminately killing men, women and children, and now they have killed two Australians." - Sydney Morning Herald

"Mr. Wielden was taken to Warwick Hospital for treatment but escaped serious injury." - Morning News

"NO WATER - SO FIREMEN IMPROVISED."  - Liverpool Daily Post

"There was less weather than usual last month." - Bristol Evening News

"IRISH POLICE HUNT UNWANTED MAN." - Oman Observer

"Dr. Pike, who died recently, talks to Oliver Hunkin about psychic phenomena." - The Listener

Gallery

Acknowledgements

Humor:Magpie Books
Gallery:Self-made
Userboxes:Various

Userboxes

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