- “137. Should not show up at the front gate wearing part of a Russian uniform, messily drunk.
138. Even if my commander did it.”
Hey. Name's Jon, although this is probably the only place on the Wiki you'll see that used. I'm 20 and British. My hobbies include lurking on the internet (obviously) and writing poor fan-fiction (my FanFiction.net profile is here) - I'm so creatively bankrupt with regard to characters I tend to use myself primarily when I need an original one. I also enjoy building models of things and am active on TV Tropes. It would also seem that I have a knack for self-depreciative humour, if only because whatever self-esteem I had vanished long ago (see?).