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Sgt.johnson

“There comes a time in every man's life when he realizes that he is royally screwed.”
— Sgt.johnson on the IRC

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  1. Trooper117
  2. Clavix2 Halo2emblem.ashx TALK TO ME Things I done 22:59, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
  3. Sergeant Masterchief46517 ODST1 u com link C Company 23:28, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
  4. What did HaloDude Do!?! 23:22, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
  5. E93 My Talk ContributionsPrivate first classC Company 10:46, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
  6. Hello, AJ! :) REVENGE Grr!!! My Victims Disembodied soul modern
  7. Andorhal 03:35, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
  8. heyÇЋЇŒʢ ʕЛΆΝќAegis Company Marines HALO warsβĻά βĻά βĻάɰЊάł Ḷ ḍõИШ 01:44, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  9. I press 6! HalfJaw03 Kora ‘Morhekee The Battle-Net My Conquests. 03:42, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  10. -- Heeeeeres Johny!(Whats that you say?)( My...Accomplishments)MA5C Firing 13:29, 21 August 2007 (UTC) I choose 9
  11. .about the sarge death...I know! OMG a moniter!?He had a Spartan Laser!--Halomanxyz2 04:31, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  12. Phil.e. [Talk to me] 01:23, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
  13. Erik 21:44, 28 August 2007 (UTC) Erik
  14. I Press 9 ChurchReborn 01:27, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
  15. Habla Espanol? 1 I am saving up for this -1 Guitarplayer001Contact MeSee where I have rocked out! (UTC)
  16. Si Blemo Progress Wheel TALK CONTRIBUTIONSEMAILCALENDERMESSAGE
  17. 8. --Corporal-gr1MagickaMaster TalkWhy you keep me around. 01:28, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
  18. Hōla Amigo! LovemuffinWiki UserpageEdit CountTalk PageContributionsDancing master chief 00:24, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
  19. Mongoose117 23:34, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
  20. ORAHH, Semper Fi.SpecOps ODSTcom link 01:15, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
  21. Hey AJ. I pressed 9! --Halo3.comchiefEliteSpartan My Talk My ContribsPrivate first classGDI 8 September 2007
  22. Spartan-010:Stryker My Comm My Battles LTBar 23:04, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  23. Hey. I pressed 6 and 9 ;) --Spartan-781 Seaman CommCSV 07:58, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
  24. Whitehwk MA5C Firing "TALK PAGE""CONTRIBUTIONS" 15:42, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  25. Freelancer"SquakBox" "MyJunk" 21:20, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  26. What to press...err...uhh......4,9. Shit!! I pressed the wrong buttons:P Okay..here goes...3,6,7,8. That's better;)--First Sergeant G-23 Comm Channel Mission HistoryMarine Corp 1stSgtB Company 23:26, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
  27. I got confused and threw the phone out the window.CorporalTom
  28. 7... --Coke Marine 12:07, 27 October 2007 (UTC)
  29. 123456789! 'General simo'n rjh 22:03, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
  30. Voy101
  31. SPARTAN-001 [COMCSV]SpikersFIGHTFINISHED 12:30, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  32. Incendiary 16:17, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
  33. Your old pal Lord here --Master Chief Petty Officer James "Ready for orders, sir" "Sure shooting out there!"
  34. That guy from the party remember Ahh! you have to the vodka and the hookers come on!!! FistofthEmperor
  35. supcity twinkie goes cold
  36. BananaCat 17:54, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
  37. Zanerama0571 00:22, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
  38. Noga Putumee I've been here!
  39. I push 8. @_@ -Stigma-231 Sword Wielding Minors and Shining Blue Spiders 17:52, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
  40. Oo-rah!-Halopediaman
  41. ODST COMM "JUMPS" 04:32, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
  42. I signed a userpage....I think.... Halo and 24 fan 09:13 26th May
  43. HEY, IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT!! Juggernaut0102 (talk) 01:02, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
  44. Nice to see ya back.--Andrew-996 Haloforgheisonvv4 "Radio Frequency 9.96" "Confirmed Kills" 18:05, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
  45. Sgt.Banks
  46. I press 2, 3, 4, 6, and 9. Commander Silver Leaf Kougermasters (Talk) (Contribs) (Edits) 22:37, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
  47. Me press 9, and my internet crash. Oy Vavoy! S-D379 (COM Channel) (Service Record) 05:26, April 9, 2015 (UTC)
About Me


I am Sgt.johnson, otherwise known as AJ. I was born on August 30 (the day Reach Fell) to a Military family. I have been interested in Halo since Halo 2, but I've only played the games recently. I am currently a Senior (high school) in Colorado. I don't play sports, but I am heavily involved in JROTC. In JROTC, I am a member of Bravo Company, and former Company Commander. I am also a member of the Drill Team, and I was a member of the JROTC Marksmanship Team, qualifying Marksman (narrowly making sharpshooter).

As with ED, I know a lot about Military Equipment, Tactics, and History. The most military experience I have had was JROTC, but both of my parents were military. I'm currently enlisting into the US Army, and they're trying to shove me into Military Intelligence.

My Faves

Obviously, my favorite character is Sergeant Johnson because he reminds me of my Dad and my JROTC instructor.

I also like the Sangheili -- The whole feudal society... raised from birth to be soldiers, etc.

My favorite weapons are the Battle Rifle for medium range and long range and the SMG for close range

I like spinning WWII era M-1 Garands and reading in my spare time, and I also play paintball and airsoft.

My favorite sports team is the Dallas Cowboys.

I don't have a favorite style of music, as I'll listen to anything.

My favorite explosive devices are the NOVA Bomb and the Trip Mine.

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Stuff I hate

I am really not a big fan of the flood or the forerunner... the flood make me sick and the forerunner started this stuff.


MeanEatingMonitors

Public Enemy Number One!

Awards and Userboxes

My Userboxes

My Awards

Hood


IRC Quotes
April Fools Planning on RR/GREATEST IRC MOMENT EVAH

Background: CT, Myself, Extramrdo, and G-23 were planning an April fools joke on RR... then this happens


<CommanderTony> We've got four months to plan this.
<Sgt_Johnson> ok then
<Sgt_Johnson> I have his picture saved to my harddrive
<Sgt_Johnson> :)
<Sgt_Johnson> >:-]
<Lt_G-23> k then
<Lt_G-23> you still have that audio file of me sounding like him?
<Sgt_Johnson> no
<Lt_G-23> damm
<Sgt_Johnson> wait
<Lt_G-23> and I don't have a cold anymore
<Sgt_Johnson> so yeah
<Sgt_Johnson> how can we do this
<Lt_G-23> we could.....
<Sgt_Johnson> well
<Lt_G-23>Dress me up as RR in a play
<Sgt_Johnson> 1. What are we going to do?
<Lt_G-23> and then film it
<Sgt_Johnson> Photoshop...
<Lt_G-23> and post it on YouTube
<Sgt_Johnson> photoshop RR in a bikini
<Sgt_Johnson> and post it on halopedia
<Sgt_Johnson> XD
<CommanderTony> Heh
<Lt_G-23> lol
<Lt_G-23> but we need a shot of him WITHOUT a shirt on
<CommanderTony> Fucking ha!
<Lt_G-23> and I refuse to attempt to get that
<CommanderTony> Obito?
<Sgt_Johnson> XD
<Sgt_Johnson> wait
<Sgt_Johnson> RR in a dress
<Lt_G-23> even though he is a short $200 plane flight away
<Sgt_Johnson> Would it be against his wishes if I got images off of face book?...
<Sgt_Johnson> hm...

RR|Neuroscience [n=Relentle@wikia/Relentless] has joined #halopedia

<CommanderTony> RR in a bikini sounds better.
<GPT> rar RR|Neuroscience
<Lt_G-23> hey RR
<Lt_G-23> psst
<Sgt_Johnson> hey RR
<Lt_G-23> Stop the plan
<GPT> RR|Neuroscience, see memo please
<CommanderTony> HAHAHAHAAHA
<Lt_G-23> he is here
<Sgt_Johnson> HAHAHAHAHA
<RR|Neuroscience> Memo?
<Extramrdo> hello
<CommanderTony> That is totally fucked up...
<Lt_G-23> no more evil embarrassing plots for him!:P
<Extramrdo> lolol
<GPT> RR|Neuroscience: memo.
<Sgt_Johnson> speak of the devil


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